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Gwyneth Paltrow steams her vagina

Posted on 1/29/15 at 11:29 am
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
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Posted on 1/29/15 at 11:29 am


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The 42-year-old actress has admitted she undergoes regular Mugworth V-Steam treatments at the at the Tikkun Spa, in Santa Monica, which "cleanses" her private parts and uterus and provides an "energetic release".

The Oscar-winning star is advising all women to have the procedure to their genitals.

In a post on her lifestyle website Goop, Gwyneth - who split from husband Chris Martin last year - revealed: "Tikkun is the next level when it comes to Korean spas, combining high-tech far infrared heat with traditional Korean sauna therapies. So, if you want to lay down in a Himalayan salt brick tiled sauna, or sit in a Hwangto clay room, you get the added benefit of far infrared heat. And, in addition to the sauna rooms, there's a long menu of massages and kick-arse body scrubs to complement the sauna time.

"We're burying the lede though, because the real golden ticket here is the Mugwort V-Steam. You sit on what is essentially a mini-throne, and a combination of infrared and mugwort steam cleanses your uterus, et al. It is an energetic release - not just a steam douche - that balances female hormone levels. If you're in LA, you have to do it. (sic)"

On the website for Tikkun Holistic Spa five different V-steams are available - the signature, the slimming, the infertility, the post-partum and even a signature V-steam for men.


I'll bet her vajayjay tastes like strawberries

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Any Hardlegger's S/Os do this? Any LLotOT do this?
This post was edited on 1/29/15 at 11:32 am
Posted by LSUTygerFan
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Posted on 1/29/15 at 11:30 am to
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mugwort steam


sounds tasty
Posted by CAD703X
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Posted on 1/29/15 at 11:30 am to


hollywood stars have way too much money & time on their hands
Posted by Chad504boy
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Posted on 1/29/15 at 11:31 am to
would drink her uterade
Posted by PhiTiger1764
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Posted on 1/29/15 at 11:31 am to
Thread title of the week
Posted by LOCO5150
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Posted on 1/29/15 at 11:32 am to
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In a post on her lifestyle website Goop


Ughhh..
Posted by Bluefin
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Posted on 1/29/15 at 11:32 am to
So her head must get steamed too with how far it is up her own arse.
Posted by Breesus
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Posted on 1/29/15 at 11:32 am to
I would annihilate Paltrow's 42 year old vagina
Posted by DirtyMikeandtheBoys
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Posted on 1/29/15 at 11:32 am to
Gwyneth really does it, and I appreciate it very much.
This post was edited on 1/29/15 at 11:33 am
Posted by Peazey
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Posted on 1/29/15 at 11:32 am to
quote:

The 42-year-old actress has admitted she undergoes regular Mugworth V-Steam treatments at the at the Tikkun Spa, in Santa Monica, which "cleanses" her private parts and uterus and provides an "energetic release".


Sounds like masturbation to me. That's hot.
Posted by Kyrie Eleison
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Posted on 1/29/15 at 11:33 am to
i bet it glistens in the moonlight...
Posted by Wtodd
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Posted on 1/29/15 at 11:34 am to
Her douchiness makes her a 3.1 OT rating and 2.1 IRL.
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
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Posted on 1/29/15 at 11:35 am to
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Her douchiness makes her a 3.1 OT rating and 2.1 IRL.


You forgot to add IWHI
Posted by jrodLSUke
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Posted on 1/29/15 at 11:36 am to
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Korean sauna therapies

So basically, she gets the happy ending just like me.
Posted by terd ferguson
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Posted on 1/29/15 at 11:36 am to
How goddamn dirty is that thing if you gotta steam clean it regularly?
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
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Posted on 1/29/15 at 11:36 am to
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So basically, she gets the happy ending just like me.


But with steam and mugwort
Posted by tigerpimpbot
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Posted on 1/29/15 at 11:37 am to
I bet it's nice and warm up in there.
Posted by Count Chocula
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Posted on 1/29/15 at 11:38 am to
Wonder if she acupunctures it too?
Posted by Hangover Haven
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Posted on 1/29/15 at 11:39 am to
"energetic release"

She better be careful, sounds a lot like a "conscious uncoupling"...
Posted by LSUTygerFan
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Posted on 1/29/15 at 11:40 am to
In South Korea, mugworts, called Ssuk, are still used as a staple ingredient in many dishes including rice cakes and soup.

This post was edited on 1/29/15 at 11:41 am
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