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Greatest dilemma you've faced whether or not to bang a chick

Posted on 5/26/17 at 9:30 am
Posted by samson73103
Krypton
Member since Nov 2008
8146 posts
Posted on 5/26/17 at 9:30 am
Several years ago, this girl went to work for my CPA. She was about a decade younger than me, just out of college, and married with a kid. I was in an LTR at the time. She was given my account and we developed a good working relationship.

Fast forward a few years and she gets divorced and my LTR has ended. I was devastated over the breakup but started hitting the town on weekends and ran into her several times. She dropped more than a few not so subtle hints. A couple times my buddies even picked up on it and asked why I didn't pursue her. She was hot and I wanted her but I just couldn't do it.

I have a gift for pissing women off and know all too well that hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. Because she did a great job preparing my financial statements and keeping me with a low tax obligation, I was afraid of the consequences if we hooked up and things went sideways, as they normally have in my relationships with women. As a business owner, it's not as simple as submitting a W-2. There are a lot of deductions that a tax pro can find that lowers your liability. And she knew more about my finances than anyone. She eventually left my CPA firm for a larger one 3 hours away. I still wonder if I made the right decision.

I discussed the possibilities with an older man I respected, also a business owner. He pointed out even though she wasn't directly employed by me, she had the power to cause me great misery if things didn't go her way. He told me "never fish off the company dock" and that was pretty much the deciding factor to keep my dick in my hand. Any other OT'ers have a similar story?
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
134865 posts
Posted on 5/26/17 at 9:32 am to
I'm not reading all that
Posted by Jorts R Us
Member since Aug 2013
14823 posts
Posted on 5/26/17 at 9:33 am to
Taxes aren't that hard. I would have chased the arse.
Posted by PeterPeterP
Member since Jan 2013
781 posts
Posted on 5/26/17 at 9:34 am to
You made the absolute right decision.
Posted by tke857
Member since Jan 2012
12195 posts
Posted on 5/26/17 at 9:34 am to
so did you dip your stick in or not
Posted by blueboxer1119
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2013
8000 posts
Posted on 5/26/17 at 9:35 am to
Chick had my last name. Oddly enough, she also had my sister's first name.

Found this out on a couch getting naked. Clothes went back on. There was no way we were realted, but it was too much for me to think about. I bailed.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65714 posts
Posted on 5/26/17 at 9:35 am to
Posted by Jorts R Us
Member since Aug 2013
14823 posts
Posted on 5/26/17 at 9:35 am to
Lol who downvoted?
Posted by GetBackToWork
Member since Dec 2007
6260 posts
Posted on 5/26/17 at 9:36 am to
The answer was simple. Tell the girl you'd like to ask her out, but that if it gets serious she should transfer the file to someone else in the office.
Posted by BigPerm30
Member since Aug 2011
25945 posts
Posted on 5/26/17 at 9:38 am to
quote:

Chick had my last name. Oddly enough, she also had my sister's first name. Found this out on a couch getting naked. Clothes went back on. There was no way we were realted, but it was too much for me to think about. I bailed.


I bet if it was a dude you wouldn't have bailed, homo.
Posted by GEAUXT
Member since Nov 2007
29253 posts
Posted on 5/26/17 at 9:38 am to
She was hot, but had AIDS
Posted by Skillet
Member since Aug 2006
107705 posts
Posted on 5/26/17 at 9:38 am to
quote:

Greatest dilemma you've faced whether or not to bang a chick



if there's a bad odor coming from the vagina, i always abort.
Posted by GeeOH
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2013
13376 posts
Posted on 5/26/17 at 9:39 am to
First off, what makes you think she wanted more of you than just a frick? You know, grown women, fresh out of a marriage, like to frick, just like men.

The absurdity that you are scared to frick an attractive woman, out of fear it means LTR and eventual failure, tells me you have serious issues.

Listen, the beauty of being mature, is that mature women and mature men both know what's up...and they frick a lot, knowing that's all it is at that point.

Immature idiots, look at a simple frick as the start of some LTR

Blows my mind how you punks look too much into a horny woman...
This post was edited on 5/26/17 at 10:48 am
Posted by Eli Goldfinger
Member since Sep 2016
32785 posts
Posted on 5/26/17 at 9:41 am to
quote:

I still wonder if I made the right decision.


You made the wrong decision.
Posted by say when
Member since Mar 2015
1613 posts
Posted on 5/26/17 at 9:42 am to
quote:

Chick had my last name. Oddly enough, she also had my sister's first name.


Found out my sister had my last name right after I finished banging her on the couch.
Posted by samson73103
Krypton
Member since Nov 2008
8146 posts
Posted on 5/26/17 at 9:44 am to
quote:

Chick had my last name. Oddly enough, she also had my sister's first name.

I can see how this would be a mood killer
Posted by Centinel
Idaho
Member since Sep 2016
43338 posts
Posted on 5/26/17 at 9:44 am to
quote:

Found out my sister had my last name right after I finished banging her on the couch.


Bama board.

Posted by nes2010
Member since Jun 2014
6763 posts
Posted on 5/26/17 at 9:46 am to
I knew she was crazy as frick and she really liked me so it would be hard to get rid of her. Of course I fricked her anyway and and got caught up in her psycho shite.
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
35179 posts
Posted on 5/26/17 at 9:46 am to
quote:

to bang a chick


You misspelled beng.
Posted by TigerRob20
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2008
3732 posts
Posted on 5/26/17 at 9:47 am to
Almost sounds like a Seinfeld episode....



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