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re: Greatest dilemma you've faced whether or not to bang a chick
Posted on 5/26/17 at 9:50 am to samson73103
Posted on 5/26/17 at 9:50 am to samson73103
I didn't read that shite but my best friend's sister (Hot Blonde) accosted me one time in a swimming pool.
She had these biguns and I fell for her and banged her brains out all summer.
Destroyed my friendship with my best friend from childhood.
He made me be a damned usher in his wedding instead of standing up with him
She had these biguns and I fell for her and banged her brains out all summer.
Destroyed my friendship with my best friend from childhood.
He made me be a damned usher in his wedding instead of standing up with him
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Posted on 5/26/17 at 9:52 am to The Torch
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The Torch
You made the right call.
Posted on 5/26/17 at 9:54 am to samson73103
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I have a gift for pissing women off
This is an inherently male trait....we all possess it
Posted on 5/26/17 at 9:54 am to samson73103
This girl I knew awhile back was super hot and she was into me but every time I thought about making a move some guy's face kept popping into my head...
Posted on 5/26/17 at 9:55 am to samson73103
Freshman year of college, I was offered a three way with this trashy, unattractive chick who had a gap in her teeth and a persistent need for getting my cock in her that was almost hot, and her fat ugly roommate. It was a hard pass, but I had a feeling that was my one and only shot with 2 chicks at same time that made me linger on the idea for a length of time that makes me shudder looking back on it.
Posted on 5/26/17 at 9:57 am to samson73103
Do I want to frick this 18 year old and ruin a great thing, or not...
Still haven't lived that mistake down.
I'm a dumbass
Still haven't lived that mistake down.
I'm a dumbass
Posted on 5/26/17 at 9:58 am to dbeck
Blind internet lunch date from the era before shite like tinder and match.
Chick showed up and looked like a 14 year old boy, haircut and everything. She tried to get me to come back to her place, but there wasn't any way I was ever going to touch that. She had a bunch of incredibly sob stories about dates leaving her in the middle of dates and such. I paid for lunch and bid her good luck with her life and I didn't see it working out.
Guess mine wasn't really a dilemma, not really been put in a situation where I wanted to and it was possible, but couldn't do it on my end.
Chick showed up and looked like a 14 year old boy, haircut and everything. She tried to get me to come back to her place, but there wasn't any way I was ever going to touch that. She had a bunch of incredibly sob stories about dates leaving her in the middle of dates and such. I paid for lunch and bid her good luck with her life and I didn't see it working out.
Guess mine wasn't really a dilemma, not really been put in a situation where I wanted to and it was possible, but couldn't do it on my end.
This post was edited on 5/26/17 at 10:02 am
Posted on 5/26/17 at 10:02 am to samson73103
Really? Pussy stank gets deleted?
This post was edited on 5/26/17 at 10:03 am
Posted on 5/26/17 at 10:04 am to samson73103
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I still wonder if I made the right decision.
I doubt as an old man on your death bed you'll be saying "man, I'm sure glad I didn't screw that fine CPA"
Just remember, every piece of arse you turn down is a piece of arse you'll never get back.
Posted on 5/26/17 at 10:11 am to samson73103
Should've benged her. Finding a new CPA isn't that hard
Posted on 5/26/17 at 10:14 am to The Torch
How was the reception after party tho?
Posted on 5/26/17 at 10:16 am to The Torch
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He made me be a damned usher in his wedding instead of standing up with him
Did you frick his sister in a broom closet at the reception?
If you didn't, you're a pussy.
Posted on 5/26/17 at 10:18 am to samson73103
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"never fish off the company dock"
Wisest words ever spoken.
Posted on 5/26/17 at 10:20 am to samson73103
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This post was edited on 5/30/17 at 6:15 pm
Posted on 5/26/17 at 10:22 am to jrodLSUke
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quote:
"never fish off the company dock"
Wisest words ever spoken.
I met my wife fishing from the company pier.
Posted on 5/26/17 at 10:23 am to samson73103
Yeah
You did the right thing
You did the right thing
Posted on 5/26/17 at 10:26 am to samson73103
Arky folks don't let themselves be defined by boundaries or labels:
Posted on 5/26/17 at 10:54 am to samson73103
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I have a gift for pissing women off and know all too well that hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. Because she did a great job preparing my financial statements and keeping me with a low tax obligation, I was afraid of the consequences if we hooked up and things went sideways, as they normally have in my relationships with women. As a business owner, it's not as simple as submitting a W-2. There are a lot of deductions that a tax pro can find that lowers your liability. And she knew more about my finances than anyone. She eventually left my CPA firm for a larger one 3 hours away.
Isn't that a Seinfeld episode?
Posted on 5/26/17 at 11:47 am to samson73103
the fact that you are writing a "dear diary" post, asking a bunch of strangers their opinion, lamenting back on the "shoulda" is very indicative that you, in fact, did NOT make the right decision....
live without regrets, which you evidently do not do....
live without regrets, which you evidently do not do....
Posted on 5/26/17 at 12:30 pm to blueboxer1119
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hick had my last name. Oddly enough, she also had my sister's first name.
Found this out on a couch getting naked. Clothes went back on. There was no way we were realted, but it was too much for me to think about. I bailed.
Bro, even if your last name is Fontenot, there probably wasn't that close of a relation.
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