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re: Going through a break up, need some advice

Posted on 10/26/16 at 10:54 pm to
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
27374 posts
Posted on 10/26/16 at 10:54 pm to
Do you honestly want to feel better?

Go out to a bar and ask every single girl to frick until one of them says yes.

Pound it out. Wake up the next day. Hit it again while sober. And move the frick on.
Posted by mikrit54
Robeline
Member since Oct 2013
8664 posts
Posted on 10/27/16 at 12:57 am to
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65588 posts
Posted on 10/27/16 at 1:04 am to
quote:

Go out to a bar and ask every single girl to frick until one of them says yes.
Knew of a guy who did this every single night he went out.

Reportedly he would get to the point within the first minute of conversation, we called him Reggie Hammond.

I'm sure it probably worked but meh, I liked the chase.
Posted by olgoi khorkhoi
priapism survivor
Member since May 2011
14846 posts
Posted on 10/27/16 at 1:24 am to
quote:

just looking for advice for how to move on.



Dispose of her body carefully
Posted by skinny domino
sebr
Member since Feb 2007
14330 posts
Posted on 10/27/16 at 2:19 am to
quote:

Long story short, I just got dumped and it sucks pretty hard right now. I know this happens to everyone at some point in their life, I'm just looking for advice for how to move on.
pick out a super walmarks in your area and walk around in the produce department with your fly open.
Posted by BugaPainTrain7
Oxford, MS
Member since Nov 2014
11567 posts
Posted on 11/10/16 at 11:20 pm to
quote:

Read BugaPainTrain7's post history and do the opposite of him.


frick you
Posted by Titus Pullo
MTDGA
Member since Feb 2011
28567 posts
Posted on 11/10/16 at 11:24 pm to
Yes it's obvious you don't give a shite what posters say by you replying to a post from 2 weeks ago where your name was mentioned.

Posted by AU4real35
Member since Jan 2014
16065 posts
Posted on 11/10/16 at 11:27 pm to
How sad.
Posted by SimonSlick
Member since Oct 2007
3807 posts
Posted on 11/10/16 at 11:41 pm to
Cut ties to her, get a hobby, hit the gym, and take some time off for yourself. Worked for me.
Posted by BugaPainTrain7
Oxford, MS
Member since Nov 2014
11567 posts
Posted on 11/10/16 at 11:41 pm to
Auburn rolls
Posted by Ed Osteen
Member since Oct 2007
57461 posts
Posted on 11/10/16 at 11:43 pm to
Steal her shite logs, fry then in a pan in your kitchen, and jerk off to it
This post was edited on 11/10/16 at 11:44 pm
Posted by AU4real35
Member since Jan 2014
16065 posts
Posted on 11/11/16 at 12:22 am to
Melt!
Posted by TulaneFan
Slidell, LA
Member since Jan 2008
14035 posts
Posted on 11/11/16 at 12:41 am to
old thread

The posters that say go find some strange are spot on. I went through a terrible breakup like most people, you have to get out and stop dwelling it on. Once you get over the hump and get that next piece of puss, opportunities will just open for you. Drugs and alcohol also help.
Posted by TigerinKorea
Member since Aug 2014
8287 posts
Posted on 11/11/16 at 12:43 am to
I didn't read through the thread, but reconnect with your boys, and join the gym.
Posted by Jenar Boy
Elsewhere
Member since Aug 2013
12532 posts
Posted on 11/11/16 at 1:15 am to
Lots of whiskey and pussy
Posted by Wildo Baggins
New Orleans, Louisiana
Member since Mar 2016
128 posts
Posted on 11/11/16 at 1:26 am to
Despite what you think, you don't need her at all
Posted by Futures Bleak
Member since Jun 2014
3545 posts
Posted on 11/11/16 at 1:49 am to

Lol it's just a girl, man.

A girl
Posted by King Teal
The Last Banana Republic
Member since Sep 2016
988 posts
Posted on 11/11/16 at 2:53 am to
This is easy.

You rub one or two out, then you dust yourself off and press on, my man.
Posted by bayoumuscle21
St. George
Member since Jan 2012
4634 posts
Posted on 11/11/16 at 3:16 am to
You have to be trolling to post this here, if not, no wonder you were dumped.
Posted by Tempratt
WRMS Girls Soccer Team Kicks arse
Member since Oct 2013
13327 posts
Posted on 11/11/16 at 6:51 am to
I know it's hard now, but someday you'll look back on this and will wonder why you even cared.
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