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re: Give us the cliffs of your wedding day

Posted on 7/3/14 at 2:57 pm to
Posted by KG6
Member since Aug 2009
10920 posts
Posted on 7/3/14 at 2:57 pm to
Woke up at 7ish after staying out till 4 following the rehearsal dinner.

Hung out at a family member's condo in Jackson Square until it was time for pictures.

Took pictures and went to the church

Got married and went to reception

Got hammered again

Went to Harrah's after reception and played blackjack until I woke up on the couch of our suite.

Don't remember coming home. Didn't even sleep in the same bed on our wedding night
Posted by iluvdatiger
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Jan 2004
42829 posts
Posted on 7/3/14 at 3:01 pm to
Woke up
Had bridesmaids brunch at Court of Two sisters. Started drinking mimosas.
Started getting ready
Took pictures
Got married at lutheran church on St charles
Took pictures
Went to reception
Started drinking champagne, danced, had fun,
Horse carriage picked us up and we did a fake leave to the Ritz.
Changed clothes and went to meet friends on bourbon st.
Somehow made it back to Ritz
Yada yada yada
Woke up and flew to Bora bora
Posted by Bama and Beer
Baldwin Co, AL
Member since Oct 2010
80923 posts
Posted on 7/3/14 at 3:02 pm to
I love how no female posters have said they got rode hard and put up wet on their wedding night

This post was edited on 7/3/14 at 3:17 pm
Posted by rebeloke
Member since Nov 2012
16131 posts
Posted on 7/3/14 at 3:07 pm to
No shite, baw, did you not go to your brothers wedding to watch bama on TV?
Posted by Bama and Beer
Baldwin Co, AL
Member since Oct 2010
80923 posts
Posted on 7/3/14 at 3:09 pm to
No
Posted by iluvdatiger
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Jan 2004
42829 posts
Posted on 7/3/14 at 3:23 pm to
I was mostly blacked out by the time we got back to the room. I couldn't details even if I wanted to!
Posted by Bama and Beer
Baldwin Co, AL
Member since Oct 2010
80923 posts
Posted on 7/3/14 at 3:24 pm to
Well that means you did. Even harder
Posted by Casty McBoozer
your mom's fat arse
Member since Sep 2005
35495 posts
Posted on 7/3/14 at 3:29 pm to
Got tired of fighting with everyone on planning a wedding.
Eloped in New Orleans.
Had a terrible over-salted meal at Delmonico's (and I love salt)
Called some friends who live in N.O.
Went out for some drinks
Went back to hotel
Pounded w/ whiskey dick until exhaustion
Posted by constant cough
Lafayette
Member since Jun 2007
44788 posts
Posted on 7/3/14 at 3:33 pm to
quote:

Give us the cliffs of your wedding day



Never been married. Probably never will. Marriage is for gay people these days.
Posted by GetCocky11
Calgary, AB
Member since Oct 2012
51327 posts
Posted on 7/3/14 at 3:36 pm to
The groom's dressing room had cable tv.

We watched the original Red Dawn while waiting.
Posted by rebeloke
Member since Nov 2012
16131 posts
Posted on 7/5/14 at 10:44 pm to
Posted by jimbeam
University of LSU
Member since Oct 2011
75703 posts
Posted on 7/5/14 at 10:52 pm to
You mean ?

Amirite?
Posted by rebeloke
Member since Nov 2012
16131 posts
Posted on 7/5/14 at 10:54 pm to
Joke'em if they can't take a frick!
Posted by WarDawg
Member since Sep 2012
181 posts
Posted on 7/5/14 at 11:22 pm to
- Got in at 3am after bachelor party at a strip joint in a South Carolina swamp
- Got up at 6am; directed wedding setup at an outdoor square in Savannah
- Got married; reception at Marshall House hotel with shrimp & grits, crab cakes, prime rib, mimosas, and a string trio
- Took a break for the wife to get in a few minutes of her Weather Channel addiction
- Afternoon tea with a small group of out-of-town friends
- Visited with other friends
- ??? drawing a blank for the early evening
- Frozen 190 proof drinks from Wet Willies on the Savannah riverfront and hanging out with friends until about 1am.
- Back to the (possibly haunted, according to my wife) hotel room at the Marshall House :)

It was a really great day. :)
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
260974 posts
Posted on 7/5/14 at 11:27 pm to
First wedding. Worked til 5, got married at the church at 7.

Second marriage, went to the JP and saved a lot of money.
Posted by SG_Geaux
Beautiful St George
Member since Aug 2004
78026 posts
Posted on 7/5/14 at 11:31 pm to
The priest was an absolute dick!

No one showed up from the church to operate the sound system and play our music, so I had one of my techie friends figure out how to get it going.

The priest flipped out and had shite fit. How dare we come in to his church and touch his stuff. My dad promptly replied "How dare you speak to my son that way on his wedding day in God's church. God must be ashamed to have you as a man of the cloth."

The priest just walked away muttering and did the ceremony like nothing happened.

My dad was going to give $1,000 to the church. He split it between the altar boys instead
This post was edited on 7/5/14 at 11:33 pm
Posted by Breesus
House of the Rising Sun
Member since Jan 2010
66982 posts
Posted on 7/6/14 at 12:32 am to
1. Is that wreck how you ended up in the chair?

2.
quote:

My wife and I waited to sex until we were married


If you believe your wife didn't fool around at all when time then I have some beach front property in Kansas to sell you.
Posted by SmackoverHawg
Member since Oct 2011
27372 posts
Posted on 7/6/14 at 12:55 am to
Stayed up all night drinking and riding backroads with the stripper my boys found for me. Damn she was hot. AND knew me!! Worked with my soon to be wife at Taco Bell. And this bitch was fine. That connection lead to the story of how she always wanted me but knew she never could because we were about to get married. But I told her, we ain't married yet!!! And I saw the spark in her eye....this was on!!!! Stayed with "Cher" from 11:00pm till 8;00am getting lapdances, blowjobs, and whatever make of loving she felt she needed to. Straggle in at about 9am. She drops me off at my parents. Weddding starts at 11:30 and I;m shite faced. Much like now. I ammm challenging cooter brown for the name. I pull thru it. Hit all my steps blah blah blah. were married. No the ride to little rock. May bride drive. I roolll up in th boack and nap to littler rock to catch plane. 4min sex....booom....snore.snore...
I'm out for the night at about 5pm. Evnd of story,
Posted by AmosMosesAndTwins
Lake Charles
Member since Apr 2010
17890 posts
Posted on 7/6/14 at 12:57 am to
Thought about reading this entire thread, but wrapping bacon around stuffed jalapeños for the first football game is more important. LSU is great, beer is good, and people are crazy.
Posted by djangochained
Gardere
Member since Jul 2013
19054 posts
Posted on 7/6/14 at 1:00 am to
Drink
Bowl
Photos
Got married
Got drunk
Got laid
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