Friday Yo Momma Jokes

Yo momma so fat when she busted her leg open, gravy poured out

Yo momma so fat, the OT wouldn't frick her

Yo mamma's teeth so yellow, when she smiles traffic slows down.

Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it.

Yo mama so dumb, it takes her an hour to cook minute rice.

Yo mama's so stupid, when they said it was chilly outside, she grabbed a bowl.

Yo mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.

Yo momma so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for fries and a shake.

Yo mama's so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.

Yo mama's so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.

Yo mama's so ugly, when she was little, she had to trick-or-treat by phone.

Yo mama's so ugly, her birth certificate is an apology letter.

Yo mama so ugly, she walked into a haunted house and walked back out with a job application.

Yo momma so fat:
She's on both sides of the family
Her picture weighs 1000 lbs
Plays pool with the planets
When she wore a Malcom X t-shirt, a helicopter landed on her
I rolled over twice and I was still on top of her
Even Jesus couldn't lift her spirt
She broke the stairway to heaven


Yo momma so poor:
Burglers broke into her house and left money
thought a quarterback was a refund
can't even pay attention
The ducks throw bread at her

Yo momma so dumb:
She spends hours starring at orange juice because the package says concentrate
She yells in envelopes to send voicemails
went to the dentist for a bluetooth

Yo momma is so fat that she sat on a rainbow and Skittles popped out.

Yo momma so fat her bathtub got stretch marks.

Yo momma's teeth so yellow when she smiles traffic stops.

That one is probably getting nuked.