Freakiest girl you've been with?

Your mom

Your options are severely limited...

Lauren Brice.... porn star from the 80s. Hooked up with her at Deja Vu in Nashville after a show around 1992. I left her hotel room Totally violated

if true

You must be 18 because you didn't mention the middle aged divorcee smoking alone at the end of a dive bar at 8:00 on a Wednesday night.

Typically men don't wander into these establishments till they are too old to creep around college bars...... I'd say between the ages of 24-30 you will stumble into one of these joints

The women you will meet will be the freakiest things you have ever met

One of my friends and I tag teamed this duo of German foreign exchange students back in high school.

They were absolutely insane. Not just for letting us tag team them, but they let us do it in front of half of the football team at a team dinner before two-a-days started. My parents let a bunch of the guys stay the night and they insisted on coming over. It was pretty awkward, I won't lie.

My friend was railing his girl down and she was being so over the top just beating the shite out of my headboard. I finally had to just say, "Shut the frick up, my parents are in the next room."

Finished and did my business and basically just looked at my other friends to let them know they were up, but the girl that I finished with for some reason became super clingy to me and she was like in some kind of obsession with me for the rest of their time there that semester. She actually told me happy birthday on Facebook a couple weeks ago. Pretty weird.

Little naughty mommy I went to school with. You can't turn a ho into a housewife but you can damn sure turn a housewife into a ho.

She liked being choked and just degraded. Told what a filthy fricking whore she was while she knelt down and choked on the dick. Shove a thumb up her arse and fingers in her twat while you choked her against the wall.

Just absolutely depraved sex.

Crazier than a shithouse rat though. Like I'd wake up and she would have snuck in. But you never knew if she would be sucking your dick or standing over you with a knife and that crazy look in her eyes.

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I dated this girl for a while. She was really a..nasty freak. She just loved to get down with sex all the time. It was like anytime of day, she was like, "Yeah, let's go! I'm so nasty!" And I'd be nailing her and she'd be like, "Oh, you're nailing me! Cool!"

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Laughed - hard at this, thanks!

I tried my left hand once. It was weird. I could feel the disappointment of my right hand glaring at me.

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Lauren Brice.... porn star from the 80s. Hooked up with her at Deja Vu in Nashville after a show around 1992. I left her hotel room Totally violated

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interesting. after her show or what? fill me in on this story?