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Food you should NEVER order at a restaurant according to chef Anthony Bourdain

Posted on 11/11/16 at 3:07 pm
Posted by Bench McElroy
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Posted on 11/11/16 at 3:07 pm
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EGGS WITH HOLLANDAISE SAUCE

Chef Anthony Bourdain has said that brunch is the time when chefs can get away with serving the leftover bits and pieces from Friday and Saturday night dinner services.

A staple of brunch is classic eggs benedict or eggs royale - but Bourdain says the sauce has to be kept at a certain temperature for it to be safe to eat.

'Bacteria love hollandaise,' he revealed in his book, Kitchen Confidential. 'And nobody I know has ever made hollandaise to order.'

FISH ON A MONDAY

Most restaurants order in their fish on a Thursday - meaning that by Monday, it's about four or five days old.

Fish declines in quality rapidly after it's been caught, and needs to be eaten as fresh as possible.

Bourdain said in his book: 'I never order fish on Monday, unless I'm eating at a four-star restaurant where I know they are buying their fish directly from the source.'

SEAFOOD IF YOU'RE NOT BY THE COAST

If you're at a restaurant by the sea, the chances are the seafood you are eating will be locally sourced and may have even been caught that morning.

But further inland, the fish will take a while longer to reach the eatery - and may have even been frozen.

As soon as seafood has been caught, its quality declines, so avoid ordering it unless you know the restaurant has sourced its fish that day.

BEEF WELL DONE

'"Saving for well-done" is a time-honoured tradition dating back to cuisine's earliest days.

'What happens when the chef finds a tough, slightly skanky end-cut of sirloin that's been pushed repeatedly to the back of the pile? He can throw it out, but that's a total loss...

'Or he can "save for well-done": serve it to some rube who prefers his meat or fish incinerated into a flavourless, leathery hunk of carbon.'



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Posted by Winston Cup
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Member since May 2016
65497 posts
Posted on 11/11/16 at 3:10 pm to
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BEEF WELL DONE


Luckily everyone on this board is an alpha and already knows this.
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43030 posts
Posted on 11/11/16 at 3:14 pm to
Only poors eat steaks at places where you have to tell them what temperature you want
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 11/11/16 at 3:17 pm to
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Only poors eat steaks at places where you have to tell them what temperature you want



What?

The nicest steakhouses in the country will still often ask you. Obviously you don't get anything more than Med Rare, but I ask for rare or rare + at most.

Posted by BioBobcat
Boston
Member since Feb 2013
618 posts
Posted on 11/11/16 at 3:18 pm to
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 11/11/16 at 3:19 pm to
quote:

EGGS WITH HOLLANDAISE SAUCE

Chef Anthony Bourdain has said that brunch is the time when chefs can get away with serving the leftover bits and pieces from Friday and Saturday night dinner services.

A staple of brunch is classic eggs benedict or eggs royale - but Bourdain says the sauce has to be kept at a certain temperature for it to be safe to eat.

'Bacteria love hollandaise,' he revealed in his book, Kitchen Confidential. 'And nobody I know has ever made hollandaise to order.'


Also, I've eaten hollandaise at hundreds of places every day of the week and time of the day.

Haven't gotten sick yet
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43030 posts
Posted on 11/11/16 at 3:20 pm to
Maybe I have this "medium-rare" look thing going for me, but it is understood at nicer places around me
Posted by stlslick
St.Louis,Mo
Member since Nov 2012
14054 posts
Posted on 11/11/16 at 3:21 pm to
he's a moron

you can get great fresh seafood in midland/midwest.

shite is shipped overnight in airplanes and then picked up at airport, and sent out to customers. this isnt the 1980's.


Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 11/11/16 at 3:22 pm to
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you can get great fresh seafood in midland/midwest.

shite is shipped overnight in airplanes and then picked up at airport, and sent out to customers.



That ain't fresh homie
Posted by mofungoo
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2012
4583 posts
Posted on 11/11/16 at 3:23 pm to
Pittsburgh rare, still mooing.
Posted by Jones
Member since Oct 2005
90541 posts
Posted on 11/11/16 at 3:24 pm to
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Maybe I have this "medium-rare" look thing going for me, but it is understood at nicer places around me



Thats bullshite.

You mean to tell me that when you walk into Ruths, Mr Johns, Doris Metro, Desi Vega, etc, that they never ask you the temp of your steak and just know you like medium rare?
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 11/11/16 at 3:24 pm to
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Pittsburgh rare, still mooing.



My dad says this when I cook him steaks or burgers at my house

He likes it to "moo on his plate".
Posted by gmrkr5
NC
Member since Jul 2009
14892 posts
Posted on 11/11/16 at 3:30 pm to
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Only poors eat steaks at places where you have to tell them what temperature you want


what, that's retarded! i've never not been asked how i prefer my steak and i've been to some pretty highly rated steak houses
This post was edited on 11/11/16 at 3:32 pm
Posted by StrongBackWeakMind
Member since May 2014
22650 posts
Posted on 11/11/16 at 3:31 pm to
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Only poors eat steaks at places where you have to tell them what temperature you want



So fricking stupid.
Posted by StrongBackWeakMind
Member since May 2014
22650 posts
Posted on 11/11/16 at 3:32 pm to
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he's a moron

you can get great fresh seafood in midland/midwest.

shite is shipped overnight in airplanes and then picked up at airport, and sent out to customers. this isnt the 1980's.
It's almost like you didn't read a single word he wrote.
This post was edited on 11/11/16 at 3:34 pm
Posted by Layabout
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2011
11082 posts
Posted on 11/11/16 at 3:33 pm to
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you can get great fresh seafood in midland/midwest.

shite is shipped overnight in airplanes and then picked up at airport, and sent out to customers. this isnt the 1980's.


Some of the best seafood I've ever had, including fresh oysters, was in the high desert of Albuquerque, flown in daily from all three coasts.
This post was edited on 11/11/16 at 3:35 pm
Posted by RedPop4
Santiago de Compostela
Member since Jan 2005
14409 posts
Posted on 11/11/16 at 3:36 pm to
I read that book, interesting life story and some wild stories.
I wonder if the fish on a Monday thing is only for New York City? He started off on Cape Cod.

I'm willing to bet that up there, Cape Cod, AND down here in Louisiana, we have fishermen going out every day of the g. d. week in many places, maybe not all of them, but still.
Posted by blzr
Keeneland
Member since Mar 2011
30100 posts
Posted on 11/11/16 at 3:38 pm to
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I read that book, interesting life story and some wild stories.



What's it called?
Posted by Ed Osteen
Member since Oct 2007
57493 posts
Posted on 11/11/16 at 3:39 pm to
Nobody is more full of shite than hammertime
Posted by LSUTANGERINE
Baton Rouge LA
Member since Sep 2006
36113 posts
Posted on 11/11/16 at 3:42 pm to
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What's it called?


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