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re: Fascination with going to company holiday party

Posted on 10/13/17 at 7:02 pm to
Posted by Hot Carl
Prayers up for 3
Member since Dec 2005
59317 posts
Posted on 10/13/17 at 7:02 pm to
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You're going to be absolutely miserable when you get old, your off to a stellar start


Surely he's already old. If not...woof. Probably should just go ahead and end it now.
Posted by notiger1997
Metairie
Member since May 2009
58268 posts
Posted on 10/13/17 at 7:02 pm to
Don't care either way about the Halloween thing,
Have enjoyed many Christmas parties with work people at different companies my wife and I have worked for. The small companies especially were fun.
Taking limos to downtown restaurant or party venues is fun.
Also seeing a lady show her new fake tits to a group of us at an office party was fun.
And the bottles of Bourbon/scotch the owner gave out was nice.

Posted by WaltTeevens
Santa Barbara, CA
Member since Dec 2013
10990 posts
Posted on 10/13/17 at 7:11 pm to
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My company's annual holiday party is an all expenses paid trip for me and a guest for 4 days, 3 nights at places like Cabo, Vegas, Orlando, Key West, Cancun, etc. 90 hour booze fest.

Enjoy your eggnog and awkward convos, chumps.


Well my dad can beat up your dad, so suck my dick
Posted by NoHoTiger
So many to kill, so little time
Member since Nov 2006
45747 posts
Posted on 10/13/17 at 7:11 pm to
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I like going to other's Christmas parties as a +1

You'd love our Christmas party. Beer Garden, Wine bar, Food trucks, fake snow moutain for sledding and snow boarding, picture booths. It's lots of fun.

I'm not big on Halloween. I stay home and hand out candy and my sister and BIL take my niece trick or treating. This year she's a witch..WITH A HAT
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
63214 posts
Posted on 10/13/17 at 7:19 pm to
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so suck my dick


No thank you
Posted by arkiebrian
NWA
Member since Nov 2006
4167 posts
Posted on 10/13/17 at 7:25 pm to
Opportunity to let loose and bang the hot coworker? What's not to like?
Posted by keepitsimple
coast of erosion
Member since Aug 2017
93 posts
Posted on 10/13/17 at 7:29 pm to
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The Shaw Christmas parties were pretty badass


Yep, it was like an annual performance eval based on cleavage.

Could've done without the perv dressed as santa asking every female if they've been naughty or nice. Dickwad fricktard.
Posted by notiger1997
Metairie
Member since May 2009
58268 posts
Posted on 10/13/17 at 7:33 pm to
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Could've done without the perv dressed as santa asking every female if they've been naughty or nice


Was that Jim or one of the other a-hole top dogs?
Posted by Bunk Moreland
Member since Dec 2010
53693 posts
Posted on 10/13/17 at 7:34 pm to
If you don't work at a shitehole and your employer throws a decent party, this is one of the only ways to get back at the man. They funded this party on your hard work, so enjoy $200 worth of free booze. But, you gotta walk that tightrope of having fun, but not drinking so much you call your boss a fgt and bang out the secretary who looks like Christina Hendricks from Mad Men.
Posted by keepitsimple
coast of erosion
Member since Aug 2017
93 posts
Posted on 10/13/17 at 7:46 pm to
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Was that Jim or one of the other a-hole top dogs?


JB. Every year.
Posted by Logan548
Member since Nov 2013
266 posts
Posted on 10/13/17 at 7:52 pm to
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free booze
that is the thing the booze is not free and none of the women are attractive. you would have to pay for your booze
Posted by notiger1997
Metairie
Member since May 2009
58268 posts
Posted on 10/13/17 at 7:56 pm to
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the booze is not free and none of the women are attractive. you would have to pay for your booze


Damn dude, what kind of shitty place do you work at?
Posted by northshorebamaman
Cochise County AZ
Member since Jul 2009
35528 posts
Posted on 10/13/17 at 7:56 pm to
When I worked in restaurants the Christmas parties were kick arse. Complete debauchery.
Posted by keepitsimple
coast of erosion
Member since Aug 2017
93 posts
Posted on 10/13/17 at 7:58 pm to
And resist the temptation to sip the holiday moonshine smuggled in. Saw guys passing it around. 30 minutes later, I heard someone singing, turned to see a usually quiet guy...shirt off but still had untucked white tshirt, singing ice ice baby while rubbing on the company president's wife.
Posted by MotorBoater
Hammond
Member since Sep 2010
1677 posts
Posted on 10/13/17 at 8:12 pm to
The doctor my wife worked for used to throw huge Christmas parties. I’m talking buffet, open bar, live band, and all kinds of giveaways. All was well until one couple got so drunk that when they left the party, they went the wrong way and drove up onto some railroad tracks and the car got hung up. A train actually hit the car!
Needless to say the parties are no longer open bar.
Posted by notiger1997
Metairie
Member since May 2009
58268 posts
Posted on 10/13/17 at 8:17 pm to
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Needless to say the parties are no longer open bar.




This is always a big problem for the 99% that want to go an have a good time. The liability and lawyers wanting to pounce have ruined many good parties.
Posted by The Drizz
The Ville
Member since Jun 2010
1218 posts
Posted on 10/13/17 at 8:22 pm to
I agree! Plus, no bonuses but yet find a way to throw these elaborate parties. They can stick it up their arse, Management and the arse kissers!
Posted by Twenty 49
Shreveport
Member since Jun 2014
18820 posts
Posted on 10/13/17 at 9:13 pm to
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The liability and lawyers wanting to pounce have ruined many good parties.


People blame the lawyers. Then they get shitfaced, race a train, lose and call the lawyer they were cursing last week. Lawyers can’t pounce without scumbag clients.
Posted by madamsquirrel
The Snarlington Estate
Member since Jul 2009
48919 posts
Posted on 10/13/17 at 9:15 pm to
People at our company can't handle their liquor. Open bar is no longer.
Posted by GreatLakesTiger24
One State Solution
Member since May 2012
55845 posts
Posted on 10/13/17 at 9:18 pm to
If there isn't an open bar, is there a cash bar?
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