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re: Excuses you've used to get out of work
Posted on 1/21/15 at 1:59 pm to shallowminded
Posted on 1/21/15 at 1:59 pm to shallowminded
quote:
I was hung the fuk over!!
this is my go to
my boss keeps it real
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Posted on 1/21/15 at 2:03 pm to PeterPeterP
Don't really use excuses. My boss doesn't really ask for them. I just say that I can't come in. I generally don't abuse it.
Posted on 1/21/15 at 2:07 pm to PeterPeterP
Why lie. Just say I'm using some vacation, sick, or personal time and stop racking your brain to come up with silly excuses.
Posted on 1/21/15 at 2:18 pm to PeterPeterP
Hysterectomy.
Posted on 1/21/15 at 2:31 pm to PeterPeterP
"What's the contract say? If it's not in the contract...we're not doing it."
Oh wait...that's a particular Aerospace company and its members who say that to get out of work.
Never mind..I misunderstood the question.
Oh wait...that's a particular Aerospace company and its members who say that to get out of work.
Never mind..I misunderstood the question.
Posted on 1/21/15 at 2:32 pm to PeterPeterP
Too drunk.
Posted on 1/21/15 at 2:32 pm to PeterPeterP
German Shepherd got into my whisky cabinet.
Posted on 1/21/15 at 2:33 pm to Road Tiger
quote:
Diarrhea
This is a solid excuse for anything in life.
I had a lawyer call to cancel a deposition in Midland, Texas because he crapped in his pants. He called and said "I can't make the deposition ... I had an accident." I asked "Were you hurt?" and he replied "it was not that kind of accident."
It was a Saturday and we had flown into Midland for the deposition, but the client didn't want to make a big stink of it.
Posted on 1/21/15 at 2:37 pm to PeterPeterP
Once used bug man coming to spray to leave work an hour early to catch a world cup match.
Posted on 1/21/15 at 2:45 pm to PeterPeterP
meh, i just tell my secretary that i have an appointment.
Posted on 1/21/15 at 3:12 pm to PeterPeterP
Anal glochoma
Posted on 1/21/15 at 3:16 pm to PeterPeterP
ebola
I am having ebola symptoms. Get's the whole office about 3-5 days off.
I am having ebola symptoms. Get's the whole office about 3-5 days off.
Posted on 1/21/15 at 3:17 pm to magildachunks
quote:
Salary= expected to work longer. Hourly= hurry up and get off the clock!
Im just finding this out
Posted on 1/21/15 at 4:05 pm to chinhoyang
quote:
but the client didn't want to make a big stink of it.
No pun intended.
Posted on 1/21/15 at 4:38 pm to PeterPeterP
We don't need any excuses.. We log onto the work Web page.. Click employee availability.. Click lay off.. Then click one of the 10 different options from layoff sick, layoff personal, family sick, fmla, vacation, personal leave (different from layoff personal because you get paid for these days) and a few other then click submit and voila your off of work... If you layoff sick, you best go to your Dr or urgent care and use your insurance and get an excuse from the Dr...
Posted on 1/21/15 at 5:16 pm to PeterPeterP
You could just tell them you're getting close to overtime pay. Walmart doesn't like paying greeters like you overtime.
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