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re: Excuses you've used to get out of work
Posted on 1/21/15 at 1:31 pm to PeterPeterP
Posted on 1/21/15 at 1:31 pm to PeterPeterP
I used the "I accidentally sharted" before.
I wasn't exactly lying though.
I wasn't exactly lying though.
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Posted on 1/21/15 at 1:31 pm to CarRamrod
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you have to have an excuse to leave work?
Maybe you should start building on your character so when you do find something that you would like to leave for, your boss would trust you wont get behind or frick up your work.
This. None of my bosses have ever questioned me on why I need leave. The only time I ever needed a documented reason is when this past week when I had surgery. And that was solely because HR might look into three consecutive days of sick leave. But I came in today to make sure I got something done. I will be taking the rest of the week off though
Posted on 1/21/15 at 1:31 pm to PeterPeterP
shite my pants.
Posted on 1/21/15 at 1:32 pm to burdman
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I used the "I accidentally sharted" before. I wasn't exactly lying though.
So you intentionally sharted?
Posted on 1/21/15 at 1:33 pm to magildachunks
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So you intentionally sharted?
I worded that poorly
Posted on 1/21/15 at 1:33 pm to LNCHBOX
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quote:you have to have an excuse to leave work? Maybe you should start building on your character so when you do find something that you would like to leave for, your boss would trust you wont get behind or frick up your work. This. None of my bosses have ever questioned me on why I need leave. The only time I ever needed a documented reason is when this past week when I had surgery. And that was solely because HR might look into three consecutive days of sick leave. But I came in today to make sure I got something done. I will be taking the rest of the week off though
Well when you have clock watchers and other assholes in your office, you'd understand. You know, some people have the whole "chained to a desk all day" jobs. Wish I was that fortunate not to. I get my work done and more, but still have to sit here till fricking 5:00pm. Its horseshite.
Maybe I'll just shart and shite my chair daily at around 3pm. That'll do it.
This post was edited on 1/21/15 at 1:35 pm
Posted on 1/21/15 at 1:34 pm to burdman
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sharted
Works with no questions asked, but can't be used all that often unless you want people to think you have a problem. Everyone has underestimated a fart a time or three. No one can fault a man for that.
Posted on 1/21/15 at 1:35 pm to PeterPeterP
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Well when you have clock watchers and other assholes in your office, you'd understand. You know, some people have the whole "chained to a desk all day" jobs. Wish I was that fortunate not to. I get my work done and more, but still have to sit here till fricking 5:00pm. Its horseshite.
I could see this being relevant to showing up late or leaving early, but what does any of that have to do with actually using leave?
Posted on 1/21/15 at 1:36 pm to PeterPeterP
My AIDS is acting up
-Chris Rock
-Chris Rock
Posted on 1/21/15 at 1:37 pm to PeterPeterP
Car got towed by riverside
Posted on 1/21/15 at 1:38 pm to BottomlandBrew
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Posted by BottomlandBrew quote: sharted Works with no questions asked, but can't be used all that often unless you want people to think you have a problem. Everyone has underestimated a fart a time or three. No one can fault a man for that.
Just tell them you have colitis
Posted on 1/21/15 at 1:41 pm to magildachunks
1a. Mud Butt
1b. Sat on my balls
1b. Sat on my balls
Posted on 1/21/15 at 1:41 pm to LNCHBOX
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I could see this being relevant to showing up late or leaving early, but what does any of that have to do with actually using leave?
That is my whole point. Work is done by 3, who why the frick do I have to sit here till 5?? I'm not an hourly employee, I'm salaried. Its bull.
Posted on 1/21/15 at 1:43 pm to PeterPeterP
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That is my whole point. Work is done by 3, who why the frick do I have to sit here till 5?? I'm not an hourly employee, I'm salaried. Its bull.
You could just tell them this.
Better make sure you have all your work done though.
Posted on 1/21/15 at 1:44 pm to PeterPeterP
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That is my whole point. Work is done by 3, who why the frick do I have to sit here till 5??
Maybe you should work on something else? Or space you work out more?
Posted on 1/21/15 at 1:45 pm to PeterPeterP
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quote: I could see this being relevant to showing up late or leaving early, but what does any of that have to do with actually using leave?
Salary= expected to work longer.
Hourly= hurry up and get off the clock!
Posted on 1/21/15 at 1:47 pm to PeterPeterP
Spend a total of 2-3 hours on TD throughout the work day. Spread it out all day so you are "busy" all day
Posted on 1/21/15 at 1:48 pm to PeterPeterP
I would just tell them I'm sick if I didn't want to go in. I've only taken like 4 sick days in 4 years so there would be no questions asked.
Posted on 1/21/15 at 1:51 pm to PeterPeterP
Me- "I uh think I have polio, might be in after lunch"
Then- "What makes you think you have polio?"
Me- "my legs don't work"
Don't show up til the next day...profit
Then- "What makes you think you have polio?"
Me- "my legs don't work"
Don't show up til the next day...profit
Posted on 1/21/15 at 1:52 pm to DirtyMikeandtheBoys
"Migrane", but I was hung the fuk over!!
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