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Excuses for Appearing on the Ashley Madison List

Posted on 8/24/15 at 1:06 pm
Posted by HaveMercy
Member since Dec 2014
3000 posts
Posted on 8/24/15 at 1:06 pm
Anyone hearing any good excuses? Or bad?

My favorite so far is a guy who said he registered on the AM site to reconnect with a high school friend that received an organ from a deceased relative. Okay...

Posted by Mud_Till_May
Member since Aug 2014
9685 posts
Posted on 8/24/15 at 1:07 pm to
My wife wasn't giving me enough sex so I went on Ashely Madison to get more?
Posted by YouAre8Up
in a house
Member since Mar 2011
12792 posts
Posted on 8/24/15 at 1:07 pm to
quote:

My favorite so far is a guy who said he registered on the AM site to reconnect with a high school friend that received an organ from a deceased relative. Okay...


Jesus Christ......
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
166322 posts
Posted on 8/24/15 at 1:07 pm to
"long time ago as a joke" $2,179 spent.
Posted by LSUSPARKY621
Dream of Californication
Member since Mar 2007
1331 posts
Posted on 8/24/15 at 1:08 pm to
Lawyers doing it "for client research"
Posted by skullhawk
My house
Member since Nov 2007
23085 posts
Posted on 8/24/15 at 1:08 pm to
The local BR news ran a story about the list. The director for the Louisiana Republican party said he signed up to do "research" for his job.
Posted by LucasP
Member since Apr 2012
21618 posts
Posted on 8/24/15 at 1:09 pm to
"I made the account just to look and see if my kid's teacher was on there so I could try and have sex with her."
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
48769 posts
Posted on 8/24/15 at 1:09 pm to
Saying a guy in your town has the same name.
Posted by rb
Georgia
Member since Sep 2012
5633 posts
Posted on 8/24/15 at 1:09 pm to
Being a shareholder in the site automatically makes me a member.
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
65779 posts
Posted on 8/24/15 at 1:09 pm to

Cure for priapism...
Posted by Captain Fantasy
Member since Mar 2013
1595 posts
Posted on 8/24/15 at 1:10 pm to
It was the cat!

Posted by The Egg
Houston, TX
Member since Dec 2004
79144 posts
Posted on 8/24/15 at 1:10 pm to
i know of 2 and both say they were hacked and would never think about getting on that site.
Posted by patnuh
South LA
Member since Sep 2005
6726 posts
Posted on 8/24/15 at 1:10 pm to
Guy at my office is sticking to his guns with "musta been some kind of fraudulent charge."
Posted by subotic
Member since Dec 2012
2358 posts
Posted on 8/24/15 at 1:11 pm to
They were actually only subscribed to a porn site that sold their personal information to AM, who debited $193 from their account.

Things are going well in their home these days.
Posted by Sandy_Ash
Member since Feb 2015
1162 posts
Posted on 8/24/15 at 1:13 pm to
quote:

by rb

Being a shareholder in the site automatically makes me a member.


That's actually not a bad excuse provides you told your wife this way before hand.
Posted by Hammond Tiger Fan
Hammond
Member since Oct 2007
16217 posts
Posted on 8/24/15 at 1:13 pm to
I was sitting with my wife a few days ago trying to figure out how to even view the names that were released. We were trying to see if we knew anyone on it, but couldn't find it by doing a simple search on the OT. I thought it would've been linked somewhere on the OT.
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
Lurking the Tin Foil Hat Board
Member since Jul 2009
47615 posts
Posted on 8/24/15 at 1:15 pm to
quote:

The executive director of the Louisiana GOP spent $176 on Ashley Madison, a website for people seeking affairs, but he says he wasn’t using it to cheat.
Jason Doré acknowledged that his name is on the list released by hackers this week, according to The Times-Picayune. But he said he used the account strictly for “opposition research.”







LINK
Posted by Grassy1
Member since Oct 2009
6256 posts
Posted on 8/24/15 at 1:15 pm to
Thats' probably the best to go with. The release was based on a hack, so why not?

Then you have to try to explain why you or your book keeper never noticed the charges on your credit card.

Less than $100, okay.

$2000? Maybe not.
Posted by SidewalkDawg
Chair
Member since Nov 2012
9820 posts
Posted on 8/24/15 at 1:15 pm to
My buddy was being stalked by a girl who he met on AM. I decided to get on there myself and tell her to leave my buddy alone. She retaliated like the devious bitch she is by having all her "hot" (if you can call slutty that) bitches send me messages. Can you believe the nerve of these people?

Posted by rb
Georgia
Member since Sep 2012
5633 posts
Posted on 8/24/15 at 1:18 pm to
I spent 40 grand on the wife last yr and didn't get any pussy . I spent 3 grand on Ashley Madison last yr and didn't get any pussy. Tell me which one is the better deal ?
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