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re: Estrogen does some weird stuff to women's logic
Posted on 1/21/16 at 9:08 pm to TigerPox
Posted on 1/21/16 at 9:08 pm to TigerPox
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2. Me: "Where are your keys?" Wife: as sure as sun rises in the East "In my purse." THEREFORE....Me: "OK....so where is your purse?" Damn this could be much simpler.
That actually makes sense.
Yeah, we women are often pretty literal thinkers. If you ask where something is, expect to hear exactly where it is. Drives my husband crazy as well.
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Posted on 1/21/16 at 9:11 pm to Jet12
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If men are so calm and logical, just go gay.
I would have went gay a long time ago if it wasn't for the gay sex part
Women can't even stand women
Posted on 1/21/16 at 9:11 pm to its1999
Sounds like board ladies have injected some phantom facts...
Like the purse is always in the same place. Please see 1 again....
Like the purse is always in the same place. Please see 1 again....
Posted on 1/21/16 at 9:13 pm to its1999
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Starts early too. I'll ask my 4 y/o boy to hand me something that is a foot away from him and he will turn in circles looking for it. My 2 y/o daughter gives him this "you're an idiot" look, walks over and picks it up and hands it to me.
Well knowing how bad I am at finding shite, it just kills me every time she asks me to help her find something that she either used last, or is something of hers that she lost in the garage or in a drawer somewhere. I almost never find it before she does, but she still wants the help.
This post was edited on 1/21/16 at 9:14 pm
Posted on 1/21/16 at 9:16 pm to BayouSizzle
Oh well that's on her. I always keep my purse in the same general place on a high shelf. That way I can always grab it quickly if I need to leave on a hurry, and my children can't rifle thru my bag when I'm out of the room.
Posted on 1/21/16 at 9:19 pm to FenrirTheBeard
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You must be new to interacting with women
Posted on 1/21/16 at 9:19 pm to its1999
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Yeah, we women are often pretty literal thinkers.
By "literal," you must mean "abstract."
Posted on 1/21/16 at 9:21 pm to its1999
quote:Amen.
And if she keeps her purse in basically the same location all the time, it's your fault for not knowing that.
Posted on 1/21/16 at 9:22 pm to its1999
"Its in my purse" is useless
"Its in my purse on the sofa" is useful
"Here they are" is usitopia
"Its in my purse on the sofa" is useful
"Here they are" is usitopia
Posted on 1/21/16 at 9:22 pm to BayouSizzle
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1. Wife gets for Christmas some free house cleaning. Day before cleaning lady arrives, wife cleans the chit out of our house. I don't get it.
Did she clean or just pick up. A maid service isn't hired to pick up. So if that's done before they get there it's normal. The cleaning lady at our office won't move stuff on our desk but she mops, vacuums, scrubs toilets, etc.
Posted on 1/21/16 at 9:23 pm to BayouSizzle
Me "What would you like to eat"
Wife "I don't care whatever"
Me "Chinese?"
Wife "no"
Me "Mexican?"
Wife "no"
Me "Burger?"
Wife "no"
Me "Why don't you just tell me what you want"
Wife "0_0"
Wife "I don't care whatever"
Me "Chinese?"
Wife "no"
Me "Mexican?"
Wife "no"
Me "Burger?"
Wife "no"
Me "Why don't you just tell me what you want"
Wife "0_0"
Posted on 1/21/16 at 9:24 pm to BayouSizzle
I feel like me and my so are constantly squabbling and she is usually saying, "oh, I didn't see it that way."
Posted on 1/21/16 at 9:31 pm to Adam4848
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Me "What would you like to eat"
Wife "I don't care whatever"
Me "Chinese?"
Wife "no"
Me "Mexican?"
Wife "no"
Me "Burger?"
Wife "no"
Me "Why don't you just tell me what you want"
Wife "0_0"
The "what do you want to eat" question is the worst of all time.
Posted on 1/21/16 at 9:31 pm to BayouSizzle
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Two that I have encountered recently:
1. Wife gets for Christmas some free house cleaning. Day before cleaning lady arrives, wife cleans the chit out of our house. I don't get it.
2. Me: "Where are your keys?" Wife: as sure as sun rises in the East "In my purse." THEREFORE....Me: "OK....so where is your purse?" Damn this could be much simpler.
She's fricking someone else. Pretty obvious. Sorry to be the one to tell you.
Posted on 1/21/16 at 9:36 pm to BayouSizzle
I can vouch for # 1. Housekeeper comes every two weeks. Wife says we have to pick up she is coming tomorrow. Uhh?
Posted on 1/21/16 at 9:36 pm to BayouSizzle
They sit down to pee
Posted on 1/21/16 at 9:52 pm to Adam4848
Posted on 1/22/16 at 2:08 am to CBandits82
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The "what do you want to eat" question is the worst of all time.
Gave up asking.. Became obvious after a while that she was doing it just to be controlling, and then turning around later and complaining about how indecisive I was.
Just tell her what you want to eat and ask her to join you. If she can't find something she likes at most standard restaurants then leave her at home to sulk like a little kid.
And if a day comes that she says "I want to go here tonight", then don't be a dick. She went to your place, you can go to hers
Posted on 1/22/16 at 2:32 am to BayouSizzle
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Estrogen does some weird stuff to women's logic
I found your problem
Posted on 1/22/16 at 3:28 am to BayouSizzle
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"Its in my purse" is useless "Its in my purse on the sofa" is useful "Here they are" is usitopia
Then why not say, "Can you give me the keys?" since what you really wanted was for her to find and physically hand you the keys.
Men are also terrified of going through purses. I think every time I've ever said "in my purse", the purse usually gets handed to me.
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