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Estrogen does some weird stuff to women's logic
Posted on 1/21/16 at 8:48 pm
Posted on 1/21/16 at 8:48 pm
Two that I have encountered recently:
1. Wife gets for Christmas some free house cleaning. Day before cleaning lady arrives, wife cleans the chit out of our house. I don't get it.
2. Me: "Where are your keys?" Wife: as sure as sun rises in the East "In my purse." THEREFORE....Me: "OK....so where is your purse?" Damn this could be much simpler.
1. Wife gets for Christmas some free house cleaning. Day before cleaning lady arrives, wife cleans the chit out of our house. I don't get it.
2. Me: "Where are your keys?" Wife: as sure as sun rises in the East "In my purse." THEREFORE....Me: "OK....so where is your purse?" Damn this could be much simpler.
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Posted on 1/21/16 at 8:50 pm to BayouSizzle
You must be new to interacting with women. They're nuts. Inconsistent. Hormonal. Clinically crazy.
Posted on 1/21/16 at 8:50 pm to BayouSizzle
If that's the most aggravating stuff your wife does, you've got it good :)
Posted on 1/21/16 at 8:51 pm to BayouSizzle
They should've been created from the shoulders down.
Posted on 1/21/16 at 8:53 pm to BayouSizzle
Posted on 1/21/16 at 8:54 pm to BayouSizzle
Chicks amirite?
Posted on 1/21/16 at 8:56 pm to Kcoyote
Can't live without em and they can't pee standing up
Posted on 1/21/16 at 8:56 pm to FenrirTheBeard
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You must be new to interacting with women. They're nuts. Inconsistent. Hormonal. Clinically crazy.
If men are so calm and logical, just go gay.
Posted on 1/21/16 at 8:56 pm to BayouSizzle
Women understand women.
They hate each other.
They hate each other.
Posted on 1/21/16 at 8:57 pm to FenrirTheBeard
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They're nuts. Inconsistent. Hormonal. Clinically crazy.
I don't really get it, everyone's mother, sister, wife is bat shite crazy. Yet we have to pretend a female stranger is sane.
ETA: not that every guy has it together, but it's not even close to the super-majority of certifiable women.
This post was edited on 1/21/16 at 9:03 pm
Posted on 1/21/16 at 8:57 pm to Nado Jenkins83
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they can't pee standing up
Can we? Yes.
Should we? For the most part, no.
Posted on 1/21/16 at 8:58 pm to Jet12
Posted on 1/21/16 at 8:58 pm to Jet12
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If men are so calm and logical, just go gay.
You think it's a choice you fricking shite lord?
Posted on 1/21/16 at 9:00 pm to BayouSizzle
Meh.
Women feel like a cleaning lady will judge them for how dirty their house is. I stopped cleaning up for the cleaning lady after the 3rd visit or so.
And if she keeps her purse in basically the same location all the time, it's your fault for not knowing that.
If I had a dollar for every time I've been asked by my husband where something is and it was directly in front of him in plain sight... Well, I'd probably only have like $100, but still.
Women feel like a cleaning lady will judge them for how dirty their house is. I stopped cleaning up for the cleaning lady after the 3rd visit or so.
And if she keeps her purse in basically the same location all the time, it's your fault for not knowing that.
If I had a dollar for every time I've been asked by my husband where something is and it was directly in front of him in plain sight... Well, I'd probably only have like $100, but still.
Posted on 1/21/16 at 9:00 pm to Grim
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You think it's a choice you fricking shite lord?
Don't trigger me, you cishet scum!!!1!
Posted on 1/21/16 at 9:02 pm to its1999
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If I had a dollar for every time I've been asked by my husband where something is and it was directly in front of him in plain sight... Well, I'd probably only have like $100, but still.
I do the same thing with my fiance. Keys are always in her purse, and I ask where her purse is every time.
Usually it is right in front of me. She calls it "looking like a man".
Posted on 1/21/16 at 9:03 pm to BayouSizzle
My ex wife...
"Honey, I am going grocery shopping and run a few errands. I need you do to do a few things around the house while I am gone"
"Sure thing babe. Jot down a list before you go and I will knock it out."
"I am not making you a list. You should know what needs to be done"
"Honey, I am going grocery shopping and run a few errands. I need you do to do a few things around the house while I am gone"
"Sure thing babe. Jot down a list before you go and I will knock it out."
"I am not making you a list. You should know what needs to be done"
Posted on 1/21/16 at 9:05 pm to BayouSizzle
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women's
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logic
Posted on 1/21/16 at 9:05 pm to BayouSizzle
quote:Well, yeah, you don't want the house cleaning chick to think she is walking into the "worst house ever". I would do the same.
1. Wife gets for Christmas some free house cleaning. Day before cleaning lady arrives, wife cleans the chit out of our house. I don't get it.
quote:That actually makes sense.
2. Me: "Where are your keys?" Wife: as sure as sun rises in the East "In my purse." THEREFORE....Me: "OK....so where is your purse?" Damn this could be much simpler.
Posted on 1/21/16 at 9:05 pm to Kcoyote
Starts early too. I'll ask my 4 y/o boy to hand me something that is a foot away from him and he will turn in circles looking for it. My 2 y/o daughter gives him this "you're an idiot" look, walks over and picks it up and hands it to me.
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