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Posted on 1/11/17 at 10:51 pm to Hoyt
Mine adds the letter s to the end of everything for example, did you drive your cars's
Posted on 1/11/17 at 11:01 pm to Hoyt
"so tell me what's up?"
"Sales, brah. Sales that's what's up!!"
"Sales, brah. Sales that's what's up!!"
Posted on 1/11/17 at 11:07 pm to Hoyt
"I believe you guys.."
Posted on 1/11/17 at 11:11 pm to Hoyt
"All staff is to remain inside until the storm passes."
Gay
Gay
Posted on 1/11/17 at 11:11 pm to Hoyt
Ask my direct reports 
Posted on 1/11/17 at 11:27 pm to Hoyt
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I sat in on an interview once and my supervisor kept telling the applicant we were looking for some "long jeopardy" around the office... she meant "longevity" but said it 5 times as "long jeopardy"
This sounds like a subtle dig on women's lack of intelligence.
I do not condone this.
The attacks should be more overt and brash.
Posted on 1/12/17 at 12:35 am to Hoyt
I had a boss who used to call a "spool piece" a "smooth piece". He even used to write it that way in the log book.
Posted on 1/12/17 at 1:03 am to Popths
Had one end a large meeting with "get out there and work hard to make me look good."
Posted on 1/12/17 at 1:09 am to BowlJackson
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I worked in a warehouse and the supervisor would constantly be asking me how to spell words that I thought were simple. Once I started giving him shite about it I'd catch him using text to talk for single words or asking siri
now this is funny
Posted on 1/12/17 at 1:14 am to Tiny Rick
quote:what is stupid about that?
Had one end a large meeting with "get out there and work hard to make me look good."
Posted on 1/12/17 at 1:15 am to Hoyt
I had a section chief at an agency who was itialian and would guote clips from the soprano's during the week. No wonder he was on the management track and not a field agent
Posted on 1/12/17 at 1:41 am to Hoyt
You can read them in my book series. I'm currently working on volume IV. The first three volumes can be purchased through Amazon.
Posted on 1/12/17 at 5:05 am to Hoyt
GM of the hotel I worked at, wanted to put dry ice in drinks.
I quickly got pushed out as bartender, because I knew he was an idiot.
I quickly got pushed out as bartender, because I knew he was an idiot.
Posted on 1/12/17 at 6:20 am to Hoyt
'Don't put it on my face.'
Posted on 1/12/17 at 6:37 am to Popths
Racist
Posted on 1/12/17 at 6:43 am to NikeShox
It's a required taste...should have been acquired.
I used to be XXX Jr., but my dad died, so now I'm Sr. and my son is Jr.
Also, vampirism in place of necrophilia.
I used to be XXX Jr., but my dad died, so now I'm Sr. and my son is Jr.
Also, vampirism in place of necrophilia.
Posted on 1/12/17 at 6:44 am to Hoyt
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You know I’m automatically attracted to beautiful women— I just start kissing them. It’s like a magnet. I just kiss. I don’t even wait. And when you’re a star, they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab them by the pussy. You can do anything.
Posted on 1/12/17 at 6:48 am to Hoyt
My Platoon Sergeant is a real ghetto black guy and talks like it too. He's not an idiot at all, he just can't speak right on some words.
For example, when trying to say "stripper clips" he says "scrippuh clips"
Best platoon Sergeant I've had since I joined, though.
For example, when trying to say "stripper clips" he says "scrippuh clips"
Best platoon Sergeant I've had since I joined, though.
Posted on 1/12/17 at 6:57 am to SamuelClemens
"It's okay to pump cement through the test line."
"You want a hit of this?"
"Whew I think I've done too many drugs"
"I left a bag of weed in my bag flying home from Rio to Newfoundland."
I wish I could have recorded all of the stupid shite he said. By far the dumbest son of a bitch I have ever worked with. I never trusted his numbers and always double checked anything he did.
"You want a hit of this?"
"Whew I think I've done too many drugs"
"I left a bag of weed in my bag flying home from Rio to Newfoundland."
I wish I could have recorded all of the stupid shite he said. By far the dumbest son of a bitch I have ever worked with. I never trusted his numbers and always double checked anything he did.
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