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re: Does "The Perfect Family" Exist?

Posted on 6/19/16 at 5:27 pm to
Posted by Breesus
House of the Rising Sun
Member since Jan 2010
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Posted on 6/19/16 at 5:27 pm to
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When I talk about "the perfect family" I am talking about a husband and wife with two or three kids. Every time the husband talks about work or personal life he always says how great both are going. The wife talks about how the kids are all making great grades in school, everything is lovely, etc.



You just described my childhood.


Of course on the weekends my dad would lock me in a closet and occasionally we'd kill and eat a drifter
This post was edited on 6/19/16 at 5:28 pm
Posted by Martini
Near Athens
Member since Mar 2005
48840 posts
Posted on 6/19/16 at 5:28 pm to
"Smoke up Johnny."

Posted by LucasP
Member since Apr 2012
21618 posts
Posted on 6/19/16 at 5:30 pm to
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when you see a family that appears to be "the perfect family" do you think "I wonder what they are hiding".



I always wonder about it but I rarely follow up on that curiosity. Sure, occasionally I'll hire a private investigator or just do my own snooping to find out. But usually I just let it go.
Posted by Jorts R Us
Member since Aug 2013
14816 posts
Posted on 6/19/16 at 5:33 pm to
The Tanners. The Winslows. The Matthews.
Posted by Festus
With Skillet
Member since Nov 2009
85011 posts
Posted on 6/19/16 at 5:35 pm to
Trust me, I never thought I would type these words. Ever. I mean, ever.



Oweo is better than this.
Posted by LucasP
Member since Apr 2012
21618 posts
Posted on 6/19/16 at 5:35 pm to
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The Winslows


Didn't they have like three family members inexplicably die off camera?
Posted by Jorts R Us
Member since Aug 2013
14816 posts
Posted on 6/19/16 at 5:36 pm to
Yeah and one did porn too. Shhhhh
Posted by Bootyrich
Mandeville
Member since Jan 2015
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Posted on 6/19/16 at 6:49 pm to
There is no perfect family just as there is no perfect person. There has only been one perfect person in the world.
Posted by Saint5446
Member since Jan 2014
823 posts
Posted on 6/19/16 at 6:50 pm to
The Trump's.
Posted by Jones
Member since Oct 2005
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Posted on 6/19/16 at 6:53 pm to
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
68234 posts
Posted on 6/19/16 at 7:14 pm to
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but when you see a family that appears to be "the perfect family" do you think "I wonder what they are hiding".


We're not hiding anything. Sure my wife and I get perturbed with each other on occasion, but that's normal.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124212 posts
Posted on 6/19/16 at 7:25 pm to
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The perfect family exists only on facebook




Ain't that the fricking truth. Meanwhile the mom who posts all the perfect family pics of her being a perfect wife and a perfect mom is getting railed up the arse by Jody on the side. And her kids really run around like monkeys all day.
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