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re: Doctors and adult film stars of the OT

Posted on 2/5/16 at 8:35 pm to
Posted by AUCE05
Member since Dec 2009
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Posted on 2/5/16 at 8:35 pm to
So what you are saying is you had a hard on, walked right into a wall because it was dark, and hurt your nose?
Posted by ThinePreparedAni
In a sea of cognitive dissonance
Member since Mar 2013
11089 posts
Posted on 2/5/16 at 9:56 pm to
If you were flaccid you likely sustained bruising /superficial trauma

Most corporal fractures happen when erect. The most typical scenario is as follows:

Woman on top
Penis slides out of vag
Body weight of woman come down on erect penis pinning the penis against her pubis
Buckling occurs at the base of shaft leading to rupture of corporal body
Sometimes audible pop, immediate loss of erection, eggplant deformity, massive freak out
ER visit, funny conversations between staff and physician about your plight. Semi-urgent surgery. Lifetime of "remember when I broke your dick" jokes assuming you can still get erections without a massive curvature

The physics are likely in your favor. I doubt you broke it just bumping into something...
Posted by Rockbrc
Attic
Member since Nov 2015
7918 posts
Posted on 2/5/16 at 10:16 pm to
Peyronie's from playin' like ponies
Posted by WAR TIGER
Death Valley
Member since Oct 2005
4055 posts
Posted on 2/5/16 at 10:47 pm to
It is more like a rupture than a break/fracture.
There are three main 'shafts' of muscle along your junk. The one you refer to is on the bottom and wraps around the urethra.

So, a tear of muscle or connective tissue is most likely.

If the erection containing tissue is torn, the you could be filling an area of less resistant tissue with continuous blood.......therefore causing severe swelling that should be treated by professionals.

In the end. A cock is made to take a lot of abuse. Most things will turn out okay. But if bad enough (huge swelling), go to ER

Good luck
Posted by pensacola
pensacola
Member since Sep 2005
4629 posts
Posted on 2/5/16 at 10:53 pm to
Google images of Prince Albert and you'll have your answer
Posted by jeff5891
Member since Aug 2011
15761 posts
Posted on 2/5/16 at 11:18 pm to
quote:

A bit of trauma to the corpus cavernosum?

well was your dick hard when you ran into the door casing? If so, your dick would be swollen as frick with the blood not draining properly and you would need to get it drained by a professional.
Posted by BamaChick
Terminus
Member since Dec 2008
21393 posts
Posted on 2/6/16 at 2:05 am to
I don't know how you fellas walk around with those things.
Posted by cas4t
Member since Jan 2010
70911 posts
Posted on 2/6/16 at 2:12 am to
Idk but next time use your cell phone for light, it's 2016 baw
Posted by tigerpimpbot
Chairman of the Pool Board
Member since Nov 2011
66940 posts
Posted on 2/6/16 at 2:19 am to
quote:

I don't know how you fellas walk around with those things.



It's kind of annoying at times, until we need it for it's intended use. Then it makes it all worthwhile.
Posted by Spock's Eyebrow
Member since May 2012
12300 posts
Posted on 2/6/16 at 2:28 am to
quote:

I don't know how you fellas walk around with those things.


I was in the pool!
Posted by Mrtommorrow1987
Twilight Zone
Member since Feb 2008
13127 posts
Posted on 2/6/16 at 3:24 am to
Your dick would look like a right angle of you broke up with tons of fuggin swelling. Seen two broken penises that shite doesn't look pretty
Posted by MBclass83
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
9359 posts
Posted on 2/6/16 at 6:12 am to
The OT is a wealth of information. I didn't know you could "break" it.
Posted by Janky
Team Primo
Member since Jun 2011
35957 posts
Posted on 2/6/16 at 6:17 am to
Alls I know is that I would have made up a better story if I thought I broke my dick.
Posted by Bullfrog
Institutionalized but Unevaluated
Member since Jul 2010
56248 posts
Posted on 2/6/16 at 7:00 am to
Hell, I'd go see Dr. Benedick but if it's broke, it's expensive to repair.

You'd probably have to rob Peter to pay Paul and as you now know, nobody likes a sore peter.
Posted by IceTiger
Really hot place
Member since Oct 2007
26584 posts
Posted on 2/6/16 at 9:04 am to
quote:

Most corporal fractures happen when erect. The most typical scenario is as follows:

Woman on top
Penis slides out of vag
Body weight of woman come down on erect penis pinning the penis against her pubis
Buckling occurs at the base of shaft leading to rupture of corporal body
Sometimes audible pop, immediate loss of erection, eggplant deformity, massive freak out
ER visit, funny conversations between staff and physician about your plight. Semi-urgent surgery. Lifetime of "remember when I broke your dick" jokes assuming you can still get erections without a massive curvature

The physics are likely in your favor. I doubt you broke it just bumping into something...



Happened to me sans emergency room visit...thanks Julia
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
27409 posts
Posted on 2/6/16 at 9:43 am to
Still feels like a bee stung me, but it never did look like an eggplant.

Just its usual oddly tan hue.
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
99013 posts
Posted on 2/6/16 at 9:53 am to
Just keep massaging it until the swelling goes down. There may be some fluid released from the tip, but don't be alarmed, this is normal.
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