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Posted on 2/5/16 at 9:56 pm to X123F45
If you were flaccid you likely sustained bruising /superficial trauma
Most corporal fractures happen when erect. The most typical scenario is as follows:
Woman on top
Penis slides out of vag
Body weight of woman come down on erect penis pinning the penis against her pubis
Buckling occurs at the base of shaft leading to rupture of corporal body
Sometimes audible pop, immediate loss of erection, eggplant deformity, massive freak out
ER visit, funny conversations between staff and physician about your plight. Semi-urgent surgery. Lifetime of "remember when I broke your dick" jokes assuming you can still get erections without a massive curvature
The physics are likely in your favor. I doubt you broke it just bumping into something...
Most corporal fractures happen when erect. The most typical scenario is as follows:
Woman on top
Penis slides out of vag
Body weight of woman come down on erect penis pinning the penis against her pubis
Buckling occurs at the base of shaft leading to rupture of corporal body
Sometimes audible pop, immediate loss of erection, eggplant deformity, massive freak out
ER visit, funny conversations between staff and physician about your plight. Semi-urgent surgery. Lifetime of "remember when I broke your dick" jokes assuming you can still get erections without a massive curvature
The physics are likely in your favor. I doubt you broke it just bumping into something...
Posted on 2/5/16 at 10:16 pm to X123F45
Peyronie's from playin' like ponies
Posted on 2/5/16 at 10:47 pm to X123F45
It is more like a rupture than a break/fracture.
There are three main 'shafts' of muscle along your junk. The one you refer to is on the bottom and wraps around the urethra.
So, a tear of muscle or connective tissue is most likely.
If the erection containing tissue is torn, the you could be filling an area of less resistant tissue with continuous blood.......therefore causing severe swelling that should be treated by professionals.
In the end. A cock is made to take a lot of abuse. Most things will turn out okay. But if bad enough (huge swelling), go to ER
Good luck
There are three main 'shafts' of muscle along your junk. The one you refer to is on the bottom and wraps around the urethra.
So, a tear of muscle or connective tissue is most likely.
If the erection containing tissue is torn, the you could be filling an area of less resistant tissue with continuous blood.......therefore causing severe swelling that should be treated by professionals.
In the end. A cock is made to take a lot of abuse. Most things will turn out okay. But if bad enough (huge swelling), go to ER
Good luck
Posted on 2/5/16 at 10:53 pm to WAR TIGER
Google images of Prince Albert and you'll have your answer
Posted on 2/5/16 at 11:18 pm to X123F45
quote:well was your dick hard when you ran into the door casing? If so, your dick would be swollen as frick with the blood not draining properly and you would need to get it drained by a professional.
A bit of trauma to the corpus cavernosum?
Posted on 2/6/16 at 2:05 am to jeff5891
I don't know how you fellas walk around with those things.
Posted on 2/6/16 at 2:12 am to X123F45
Idk but next time use your cell phone for light, it's 2016 baw
Posted on 2/6/16 at 2:19 am to BamaChick
quote:
I don't know how you fellas walk around with those things.
It's kind of annoying at times, until we need it for it's intended use. Then it makes it all worthwhile.
Posted on 2/6/16 at 2:28 am to BamaChick
quote:
I don't know how you fellas walk around with those things.
I was in the pool!
Posted on 2/6/16 at 3:24 am to X123F45
Your dick would look like a right angle of you broke up with tons of fuggin swelling. Seen two broken penises that shite doesn't look pretty
Posted on 2/6/16 at 6:12 am to Mrtommorrow1987
The OT is a wealth of information. I didn't know you could "break" it.
Posted on 2/6/16 at 6:17 am to MBclass83
Alls I know is that I would have made up a better story if I thought I broke my dick.
Posted on 2/6/16 at 7:00 am to X123F45
Hell, I'd go see Dr. Benedick but if it's broke, it's expensive to repair.
You'd probably have to rob Peter to pay Paul and as you now know, nobody likes a sore peter.
You'd probably have to rob Peter to pay Paul and as you now know, nobody likes a sore peter.
Posted on 2/6/16 at 9:04 am to ThinePreparedAni
quote:
Most corporal fractures happen when erect. The most typical scenario is as follows:
Woman on top
Penis slides out of vag
Body weight of woman come down on erect penis pinning the penis against her pubis
Buckling occurs at the base of shaft leading to rupture of corporal body
Sometimes audible pop, immediate loss of erection, eggplant deformity, massive freak out
ER visit, funny conversations between staff and physician about your plight. Semi-urgent surgery. Lifetime of "remember when I broke your dick" jokes assuming you can still get erections without a massive curvature
The physics are likely in your favor. I doubt you broke it just bumping into something...
Happened to me sans emergency room visit...thanks Julia
Posted on 2/6/16 at 9:43 am to IceTiger
Still feels like a bee stung me, but it never did look like an eggplant.
Just its usual oddly tan hue.
Just its usual oddly tan hue.
Posted on 2/6/16 at 9:53 am to X123F45
Just keep massaging it until the swelling goes down. There may be some fluid released from the tip, but don't be alarmed, this is normal.
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