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re: Do some guys never find a girlfriend?

Posted on 2/25/17 at 2:29 pm to
Posted by Uncle Stu
#AlbinoLivesMatter
Member since Aug 2004
33659 posts
Posted on 2/25/17 at 2:29 pm to
Tigerdroppings has something for everyone

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Yes I am have never been in a long term romantic relationship, I have never had sex, I have never had any success with women. When I see a movie like the 40 Year Old Virgin, I laugh but I also cry, because in many ways that is me (without the cool collection of stuff worth half a million dollars, lol). During that movie when he is asked why he is a virgin he says this: - At first I assumed it would happen and it never happened. - Then I started doing everything to make it happen and it never happened. - Then I got really weirded out by the fact it hadn't happened and then it really didn't happen. - Finally I just stopped trying. Yes this is absolutely the phases I went through as well, but in the final stage I took it another step. I have stopped trying and I also became angry. I tried to treat women with the upmost respect, as true equals, and they spat in my face (luckily literally, not actually doing it). Women rejected me so I rejected them back.
Posted by foshizzle
Washington DC metro
Member since Mar 2008
40599 posts
Posted on 2/25/17 at 2:29 pm to
Just wait until you're 50 and be a sugar daddy.
Posted by PrideofTheSEC
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2012
4983 posts
Posted on 2/25/17 at 2:31 pm to
This made me want to vomit
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I'm forever alone with you, OP. Not because I can't get girls, but because I can't find the right girl. :/

Posted by VABuckeye
Naples, FL
Member since Dec 2007
35570 posts
Posted on 2/25/17 at 2:35 pm to
Judging by your threads today we've found the shallowest person who is the biggest pussy on the board.
Posted by jackbnimble
Member since Mar 2009
453 posts
Posted on 2/25/17 at 2:37 pm to
quote:

25-30 is better


This was true for me. I got laid way more from 25-30 than I did from 18-25. Now that I think about it, it was almost always younger girls too. I'm talking me at 26 and the girl at 22, you pervs. Chicks dig an older, mature guy. They don't have to figure out we're immature til afterwards.
Posted by aVatiger
Water
Member since Jan 2006
27967 posts
Posted on 2/25/17 at 2:52 pm to
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Just wait until you're 50 and be a sugar daddy


I'm 33 and have been dating girls as young as ten years younger than me lately... Quite frankly, besides for their bodies, almost all of them have few good qualities. Girls born after 1990 are a new breed of American female imo
Posted by Hot Carl
Prayers up for 3
Member since Dec 2005
59159 posts
Posted on 2/25/17 at 2:56 pm to
quote:

Punch your pops for giving you terrible genes


I call my dad and cuss him out every time I pee.
Posted by aVatiger
Water
Member since Jan 2006
27967 posts
Posted on 2/25/17 at 2:56 pm to
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Chicks dig an older, mature guy. They don't have to figure out we're immature til afterwards.


This guy gets it.

Of course the jig is usually up the first time they set foot in my place and it is a fricking wreck, but in my eyes, it's "nothing a little febreeze and vacuum time wont fix"
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
48769 posts
Posted on 2/25/17 at 2:58 pm to
Look on the bright side, you still have hands.
Posted by Brosef Stalin
Member since Dec 2011
39213 posts
Posted on 2/25/17 at 3:02 pm to
I'm poor, ugly, and have a terrible personality so at least I have an excuse.
Posted by vengeanceofrain
depends
Member since Jun 2013
12465 posts
Posted on 2/25/17 at 3:02 pm to
Spin plates bro
Posted by Scruffy
Kansas City
Member since Jul 2011
72129 posts
Posted on 2/25/17 at 3:05 pm to
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Try the poli board, you wont get laid but lots of posters in your situation.


That was a fun thread.
Posted by Charlie Arglist
Wichita, Kansas
Member since Nov 2012
5550 posts
Posted on 2/25/17 at 3:07 pm to
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You just need a slump buster.


Posted by AbitaFan08
Boston, MA
Member since Apr 2008
26591 posts
Posted on 2/25/17 at 3:38 pm to
Keep trying. America is huge, or so I'm told.
Posted by cattus
Member since Jan 2009
13445 posts
Posted on 2/25/17 at 3:40 pm to
that guy has prob never been laid
Posted by LSU alum wannabe
Katy, TX
Member since Jan 2004
27005 posts
Posted on 2/25/17 at 3:40 pm to
All about batting average. You can bat an .090, and your still fricking.
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
63407 posts
Posted on 2/25/17 at 3:50 pm to
/r MGTOW
Posted by LSU Coyote
Member since Sep 2007
53390 posts
Posted on 2/25/17 at 4:02 pm to
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My self confidence is shite. guys 7 years younger then me have had more success.

Jesus. Girls don't want a pussy, they already have one.
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
136823 posts
Posted on 2/25/17 at 4:03 pm to
I wondered if there was such a thing worse than a cuck

Think I found my answer
Posted by Jorts R Us
Member since Aug 2013
14829 posts
Posted on 2/25/17 at 4:08 pm to
Bruh. Find one of those pleasant-faced plumpers. They always lookin
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