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Do people fart in between sliding doors at Walmart on purpose??
Posted on 11/6/16 at 1:58 pm
Posted on 11/6/16 at 1:58 pm
You would have to time it perfect to get it stuck in there. Maybe ladies hold it in shopping and just let it out as soon as they pass the greeter on the way out. Elevators also
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Posted on 11/6/16 at 2:00 pm to matsuflex
That is the musty smell of the carpet in a non-vented area.
You should know that smell because it is in your screen name and your mom.
You should know that smell because it is in your screen name and your mom.
Posted on 11/6/16 at 2:02 pm to Pectus
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is in your screen name and your mom
Was that a BOOM pecs?
Posted on 11/6/16 at 2:04 pm to Pectus
Damn Pectus throwing haymakers
Posted on 11/6/16 at 2:05 pm to matsuflex
Never heard of that happening.
Posted on 11/6/16 at 2:08 pm to matsuflex
Yes, I also fart right before exiting the elevator when I can.
Posted on 11/6/16 at 2:10 pm to matsuflex
Walmart is filled with Walmart shoppers.
Why do you even have to ask.
Why do you even have to ask.
Posted on 11/6/16 at 2:11 pm to matsuflex
I don't go to Walmart, but if I did, I would fart between the sliding doors.
Posted on 11/6/16 at 2:13 pm to matsuflex
I always assumed the fans blew my fart out the door, so I never wasted a fart at the sliding doors. I usually wait for the dressing room hallway where people are trapped.
Posted on 11/6/16 at 2:14 pm to matsuflex
I enjoy crop-dusting wherever I go.
Posted on 11/6/16 at 2:22 pm to matsuflex
I would but I'm too afraid to shart myself in public. Much less risky to just do my crop dusting during family Thanksgiving.
Posted on 11/6/16 at 2:24 pm to matsuflex
I always try to fart in spaces like that. I once bombed a revolving door in Chicago and watched as a lady came by 10 seconds later. She was horrified. I got burned once doing it in an elevator so I try to avoid that unless I know I can get out first.
Posted on 11/6/16 at 2:39 pm to ruzil
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Walmart is filled with Walmart shoppers.
That's a shitty stereotype. Not everyone who shops at Wal Mart is a Wal Mart shopper.
Posted on 11/6/16 at 2:43 pm to matsuflex
Crop dusting people in public places is one of my favorite hobbies.
Posted on 11/6/16 at 2:43 pm to matsuflex
I don't have any Walmarts near me, but I have a Target. Same thing? Except they only have one set of doors separating the inside from the outside. Why does Walmart need two sets of doors?
Posted on 11/6/16 at 3:01 pm to Easy
I do!!!
Posted on 11/6/16 at 3:06 pm to Easy
No but I bombed the shite out of an elevator yesterday right before some people got on and I got off. The elevator went from the ground level and didn't let you off until you hit the 50th floor. It was perfect.
Posted on 11/6/16 at 3:31 pm to matsuflex
Yes, and I crop dusted Bama fans all day and night yesterday.
Posted on 11/6/16 at 5:49 pm to Easy
Assists with keeping out bugs and rodents. Also assists with the temp and humidity within the store.
Posted on 11/6/16 at 6:13 pm to matsuflex
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