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Dinosaur Penises

Posted on 3/27/15 at 10:57 am
Posted by ShortyRob
Member since Oct 2008
82116 posts
Posted on 3/27/15 at 10:57 am
OK. I'm passing a field of cattle today and for whatever odd reason, I thought to myself, "it's amazing they don't frick each other up with their hooves when they mount each other". Then, I thought, "well, Dinosaurs must have REALLY had a problem". Then, I realized, "wait a f'n minute, I've never seen a single dinosaur depicted as male/female in any artist conception or museum.

Well I'll be damned, unsurprisingly, I'm not the only one thinking about such mundane shite.

NPR on how the hell they fricked.........
Posted by NewIberiaHaircut
Lafayette
Member since May 2013
11541 posts
Posted on 3/27/15 at 10:58 am to
How high were you when this thought crossed your mind?
Posted by oleyeller
Vols, Bitch
Member since Oct 2012
32021 posts
Posted on 3/27/15 at 11:01 am to
so i hear you like big penis
Posted by Mootsman
Charlotte, NC
Member since Oct 2012
6024 posts
Posted on 3/27/15 at 11:02 am to
Dinosaurs are a myth. The bones were planted here to test your faith.
Posted by JimMorrison
The Peninsula
Member since May 2012
20747 posts
Posted on 3/27/15 at 11:02 am to
It's like an alligator penis
Posted by The Ostrich
Member since May 2009
2541 posts
Posted on 3/27/15 at 11:03 am to
they were all gay why do you think they died off
Posted by Rhino5
Atlanta
Member since Nov 2014
28897 posts
Posted on 3/27/15 at 11:03 am to
Great post.
Posted by Kracka
Lafayette, Louisiana
Member since Aug 2004
40775 posts
Posted on 3/27/15 at 11:04 am to
Can you imagine the TRex trying to smack that arse with his little mini TRex arms? I can and it's hilarious.
Posted by JimMorrison
The Peninsula
Member since May 2012
20747 posts
Posted on 3/27/15 at 11:04 am to
Nature, uh, finds a way
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
140462 posts
Posted on 3/27/15 at 11:04 am to
Weren't most dinos just big birds? When it the last time you saw a song birds peen?
Posted by JimMorrison
The Peninsula
Member since May 2012
20747 posts
Posted on 3/27/15 at 11:04 am to
You have a great imagination
Posted by Btrtigerfan
Disgruntled employee
Member since Dec 2007
21372 posts
Posted on 3/27/15 at 11:06 am to
Google bad dragon. You'd be surprised what people buy.
Posted by Kracka
Lafayette, Louisiana
Member since Aug 2004
40775 posts
Posted on 3/27/15 at 11:08 am to
quote:

You have a great imagination


isn't that funny to imagine though?
Posted by Gorilla Fingers
Member since Jul 2011
1553 posts
Posted on 3/27/15 at 11:10 am to
The blue whale has an average penis length of 8-10 feet with a girth of 12-14". Think about it.
Posted by Bmath
LA
Member since Aug 2010
18664 posts
Posted on 3/27/15 at 11:12 am to
Cloacal kiss like some bird species?
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
Lurking the Tin Foil Hat Board
Member since Jul 2009
47589 posts
Posted on 3/27/15 at 11:14 am to
T-rex was so aggressive because he couldn't masturbate.



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