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re: Describe the most intoxicated you have ever been.

Posted on 3/22/14 at 9:06 pm to
Posted by Slinky
Member since Dec 2013
3118 posts
Posted on 3/22/14 at 9:06 pm to
I woke up in the bathtub with my SO, wrapped up in a shower curtain.
Posted by tigerpimpbot
Chairman of the Pool Board
Member since Nov 2011
67056 posts
Posted on 3/22/14 at 9:07 pm to
Posted by 13SaintTiger
Isle of Capri
Member since Sep 2011
18315 posts
Posted on 3/22/14 at 9:08 pm to
You are such a shite poster.
Posted by Paul Allen
Montauk, NY
Member since Nov 2007
75290 posts
Posted on 3/22/14 at 9:08 pm to
quote:

Describe the most intoxicated you have ever been.


Sorry, I'm too classy to partake in such sophomoric and stupor behavior.
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43030 posts
Posted on 3/22/14 at 9:08 pm to
I got naked, passed out, woke up freaking out, and started throwing up. Well those stomach contractions made me shite on his floor. I was pretty drunk that time
Posted by pvine187
Member since Jan 2012
371 posts
Posted on 3/22/14 at 9:09 pm to
Got hosed off at a car wash to get the ants out of my hair from passing out in a yard.
Posted by RGJ18
Collierville, TN
Member since Feb 2010
8720 posts
Posted on 3/22/14 at 9:09 pm to
Probably in my second year at LSU. Did a power hour with 4 loco. Drank 3 of them in an hour. I felt fine for a good bit after the hour, but don't remember shite once we got on the drunk bus to go to Tigerland.

Woke up in a pool of my own throw up in my roommates bathroom with nothing but my boxers on. He dragged me to the sofa and that was it.
Posted by tiger1014
Member since Jan 2011
12514 posts
Posted on 3/22/14 at 9:11 pm to
I matched my number one place for my residency yesterday. I don't remember the party. #srynotsry
Posted by Oxford
Memphis, TN
Member since Nov 2013
1921 posts
Posted on 3/22/14 at 9:13 pm to
4 hits of acid and 100 whippets
Posted by iliveinabox
in a box
Member since Aug 2011
24115 posts
Posted on 3/22/14 at 9:14 pm to
2 yellow dolphins and a blue one.

Licorice Euro alcohol. Yuck.

Etizolam.
Posted by xXLSUXx
New Orleans, LA
Member since Oct 2010
10310 posts
Posted on 3/22/14 at 9:16 pm to
Blew a 0.38 before I was done. A lot of reconstituted, whatever it was I ate, food was in a lot of random spots across UGA's campus that night, as I tried to find my way back. It's ok, they beat us and ruined our season. They deserved it.
This post was edited on 3/22/14 at 9:16 pm
Posted by ksayetiger
Centenary Gents
Member since Jul 2007
68413 posts
Posted on 3/22/14 at 9:16 pm to
dont know how accurate because this is what I was told:

opening lsu game 1997. went to a friends place right off campus, or on campus maybe, the marriage housing. drank beer since sunup and started jose shots when gameday came on. last thing I remember was lighting bbq pit.

long story short- knocked over bbq pit (had burns to prove that), there was a thunderstorm that day and I "couldnt walk forward and fell backwards in mud (had dirty smelly clothes to prove that), put a "save the oaks" sticker in girls hair and laughed at her (had bruises on face from slap to prove that), got pissed because I missed game before game started and walked home. woke up in bushes near mcvoy hall by a buddy who lived there, went to game and met original friends in student section. they took me home after I passed out in the third quarter.
Posted by Buddy Garrity
Member since Mar 2013
4224 posts
Posted on 3/22/14 at 9:21 pm to
posts like yours make me feel so much better about some of my gameday antics.

i'm not alone.
Posted by Cockopotamus
Member since Jan 2013
15739 posts
Posted on 3/22/14 at 9:26 pm to
Went to a USC game without a ticket. Got wasted and in the middle of a pong game put my phone on the table and go looking for a porta john. Run into another group of friends on this journey and completely forget where my phone and other group of friends are.

Get lift back to my apt complex with second group of friends and head to their party (two floors up). Proceed to hook up with chick that had a boyfriend (no I didn't know) put my hand/arm on the same sticky surface at least 5 times, and got my first set of friends to drop off my phone at the apt before they went downtown.

Eventually stagger back to my apt, where I manage to drop my laptop down the entire set of stairs, pass out on the couch and tell a buddies friend to go frick himself while I was passed out
Posted by mouton
Savannah,Ga
Member since Aug 2006
28276 posts
Posted on 3/22/14 at 9:26 pm to
Lots of beta responses.
Posted by Patrick_Bateman
Member since Jan 2012
17823 posts
Posted on 3/22/14 at 9:27 pm to
Woke up in a city two hours away with a bunch of people I didn't know.
Posted by brgfather129
Los Angeles, CA
Member since Jul 2009
17109 posts
Posted on 3/22/14 at 9:31 pm to

-Drank way too many different types of alcohol in Vegas....was at The Palms, didn't want to wait in the massive cab line, walked all the way back to Caesar's...jumped a barbed wire fence along the way and wound up stumbling down Las Vegas Blvd with my jeans ripped all the way down the back.

-Passed-out on a random couch in someone's backyard in Los Angeles...right across the street from the gas station where Joey Buttafuoco got busted soliciting a prostitute.
Posted by lsu480
Downtown Scottsdale
Member since Oct 2007
92877 posts
Posted on 3/22/14 at 9:32 pm to
quote:

I take it you have done dmt as well.



No, I was being sarcastic! I REALLY want to try it though!
Posted by lsu480
Downtown Scottsdale
Member since Oct 2007
92877 posts
Posted on 3/22/14 at 9:34 pm to
quote:

Licorice Euro alcohol. Yuck.


Rumple Minze is awesome bro!
Posted by mouton
Savannah,Ga
Member since Aug 2006
28276 posts
Posted on 3/22/14 at 9:36 pm to
It seems pretty easily available now.
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