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dead man found with ham on butt and genitals in can of tuna

Posted on 10/23/16 at 9:58 am
Posted by DavidTheGnome
Monroe
Member since Apr 2015
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Posted on 10/23/16 at 9:58 am
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Dead British man who was found stripped and tied to an airport bench was 'found with a slice of ham on each buttock and his genitals wedged into a can of TUNA'


Not a good way to go
This post was edited on 10/23/16 at 9:59 am
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
120254 posts
Posted on 10/23/16 at 9:59 am to
But he wasnt shot

Gun laws work
Posted by TommyDaTiger
Nawlins
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Posted by FLBooGoTigs1
Nocatee, FL.
Member since Jan 2008
54499 posts
Posted on 10/23/16 at 9:59 am to
Dem British women don't play around
Posted by tom
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2007
8156 posts
Posted on 10/23/16 at 9:59 am to
Isn't that how we all want to go?
Posted by TheFonz
Somewhere in Louisiana
Member since Jul 2016
20375 posts
Posted on 10/23/16 at 10:00 am to
Sounds like a super freak.
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
35085 posts
Posted on 10/23/16 at 10:01 am to
That will kill you?

I need to re-evaluate some choices.
Posted by Byron Bojangles III
Member since Nov 2012
51659 posts
Posted on 10/23/16 at 10:01 am to
The dick tuna ham butt bandit strikes again
Posted by LCA131
Home of the Fake Sig lines
Member since Feb 2008
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Posted on 10/23/16 at 10:01 am to

quote:

'found with a slice of ham on each buttock and his genitals wedged into a can of TUNA'





Does give one food for thought...
Posted by SDTiger15
lost in Cali
Member since Jan 2005
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Posted on 10/23/16 at 10:01 am to
Was it 'dolphin free' tuna?
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
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Posted on 10/23/16 at 10:03 am to
Classic Ken Bone
Posted by Upperdecker
St. George, LA
Member since Nov 2014
30559 posts
Posted on 10/23/16 at 10:07 am to
Must have been small to be able to fit everything into a tiny tuna can
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
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65626 posts
Posted on 10/23/16 at 10:07 am to
Where was Paige when all this went down?
Posted by Retrograde
TX
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Posted on 10/23/16 at 10:10 am to
He pissed someone off pretty bad
Posted by LCA131
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Posted on 10/23/16 at 10:13 am to
quote:

He pissed someone off pretty bad


I think we can eliminate any vegetarian Jews as suspects.
Posted by LucasP
Member since Apr 2012
21618 posts
Posted on 10/23/16 at 10:14 am to
quote:

Isn't that how we all want to go?


I had a fortune teller in the quarter tell me this was how I would go, I didn't believe her at the time but now that people are actually doing it, it seems more plausible.
Posted by Godfather1
What WAS St George, Louisiana
Member since Oct 2006
79655 posts
Posted on 10/23/16 at 10:15 am to
quote:

genitals wedged into a can of TUNA'


So many nasty jokes here...
Posted by Charlie Arglist
Wichita, Kansas
Member since Nov 2012
5550 posts
Posted on 10/23/16 at 10:19 am to


Sorry, Charlie....
Posted by Pectus
Internet
Member since Apr 2010
67302 posts
Posted on 10/23/16 at 10:24 am to
at least the balls were kosher.
Posted by TypoKnig
Member since Aug 2011
8928 posts
Posted on 10/23/16 at 10:26 am to
Late entry for Thread Title of the Year
This post was edited on 10/23/16 at 10:26 am
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