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re: dead man found with ham on butt and genitals in can of tuna

Posted on 10/23/16 at 10:33 am to
Posted by Placebeaux
Bobby Fischer Fan Club President
Member since Jun 2008
51852 posts
Posted on 10/23/16 at 10:33 am to
Definitely not a copy cat crime.
Posted by TrueTiger
Chicken's most valuable
Member since Sep 2004
67519 posts
Posted on 10/23/16 at 10:38 am to
No way mine would fit in a tuna can
Posted by epbart
new york city
Member since Mar 2005
2924 posts
Posted on 10/23/16 at 12:07 pm to
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No way mine would fit in a tuna can


Sorry to hear that... most tuna cans aren't even that deep.
Posted by Scoop
RIP Scoop
Member since Sep 2005
44583 posts
Posted on 10/23/16 at 12:31 pm to
At least he went peacefully.
Posted by Tiguar
Montana
Member since Mar 2012
33131 posts
Posted on 10/23/16 at 12:33 pm to
He had Hillary's emails
Posted by ShaneTheLegLechler
Member since Dec 2011
60090 posts
Posted on 10/23/16 at 12:36 pm to
GOAT thread title
Posted by Flashback
reading the chicken bones
Member since Apr 2008
8291 posts
Posted on 10/23/16 at 12:57 pm to
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I had a fortune teller in the quarter tell me this was how I would go, I didn't believe her at the time but now that people are actually doing it, it seems more plausible.



I got hustled out of a kidney in the quarter once.
Posted by Knight of Old
New Hampshire
Member since Jul 2007
10947 posts
Posted on 10/23/16 at 2:52 pm to
That's why it smells like fish...
Posted by Honky Lips
Member since Dec 2015
2828 posts
Posted on 10/23/16 at 2:55 pm to
quote:

Dead British man who was found stripped and tied to an airport bench was 'found with a slice of ham on each buttock and his genitals wedged into a can of TUNA'


british humor at its finest
Posted by Titus Pullo
MTDGA
Member since Feb 2011
28567 posts
Posted on 10/23/16 at 3:59 pm to
Subway Strangler strikes again.
Posted by Rawdawgs
Member since Dec 2007
910 posts
Posted on 10/23/16 at 4:19 pm to
"It is not very long, but it sure is wide"
Posted by chRxis
None of your fricking business
Member since Feb 2008
23473 posts
Posted on 10/23/16 at 9:18 pm to
dude, you even got my wife, who was trying to go to sleep and annoyed my laughing woke her up, to literally laugh out loud....
Posted by Reservoir dawg
Member since Oct 2013
14091 posts
Posted on 10/23/16 at 9:41 pm to
Posted by reverendotis
the jawbone of an arse
Member since Nov 2007
4866 posts
Posted on 10/23/16 at 9:53 pm to
It's an old Sicilian message, tonight Luca Brazzi sleeps with the fishes.
Posted by LSUGrad9295
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2007
33430 posts
Posted on 10/23/16 at 9:56 pm to
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dead man found with ham on butt and genitals in can of tuna


I had to go back and re-listen to the song to be sure, but this scenario was indeed NOT mentioned anywhere in Ice Cube's song "It Was a Good Day"...
Posted by chinese58
NELA. after 30 years in Dallas.
Member since Jun 2004
30321 posts
Posted on 10/23/16 at 10:07 pm to
I hate when people add stuff like that to tuna salad. Keep it simple.
Posted by TM32
Member since Sep 2016
173 posts
Posted on 10/23/16 at 10:16 pm to
Shouldn't have told his wife that he didn't like her gumbo...
Posted by tarzana
TX Hwy 6--Brazos River Backwater
Member since Sep 2015
26068 posts
Posted on 10/23/16 at 10:50 pm to
Penis cut off?

Did he bleed out? It's John Wayne Bobbitt, Part Deux, but this bloke isn't so lucky. And why put the severed member in a tuna tin? Seems ritualistic and satanic in some twisted way.
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