Dead animal pickup options?

A shovel, pussy.

Why don't you just get a shovel and bury it?

Bury it next to your man card pussy

ya i aint going down that road.....may have been there a while cause it stinks like hell and not risking doing it myself!!

What exactly are you risking?

call me a hygiene freak......not my cup of tea unfortunately

This is definitely the man card thread over the other with the fish.

If you need to be a vagina put a clothes-pin on your nose.

Mmmmm! Got damn Jimmie! This is some serious gourmet shite! Usually me and Vince would be happy with some freeze dried Tasters Choice right, but he springs this serious gourmet shite on us.

I don't need you to tell me how fricking good my coffee is, okay? I'm the one who buys it. I know how good it is. When Bonnie goes shopping she buys shite. Inbuy the gourmet expensive stuff because when I drink it, I want to taste it. But you know what's on my mind right now? It ain't the coffee in my kitchen, it's the dead ______ in my garage.

Move it to public property

Quit being a pussy. Jesus Christ what is wrong with men today. It's a dead animal. If you don't wanna bury it, throw some wood and gas over it and burn the sucker.


Oh... And you're a massive pussy. Whatever female you have in your life is absolutely cheating on you.