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re: Dead animal pickup options?

Posted on 5/13/17 at 11:38 am to
Posted by pjab
Member since Mar 2016
5648 posts
Posted on 5/13/17 at 11:38 am to
Gynecologist or a tailor for some pants.
Posted by cgrand
HAMMOND
Member since Oct 2009
38907 posts
Posted on 5/13/17 at 11:38 am to
there will be no dead body jokes
only poster after poster rightly calling you out for your galactic pussification

hang your head in shame
Posted by swampdiddly
Member since May 2017
20 posts
Posted on 5/13/17 at 11:40 am to
put it in your freezer

i can be over by 3:30... please keep frozen
Posted by beerJeep
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2016
35116 posts
Posted on 5/13/17 at 11:41 am to
quote:

put it in your freezer i can be over by 3:30... please keep frozen


quote:

swampdiddly


User name checks out.
Posted by WPBTiger
Parts Unknown
Member since Nov 2011
31205 posts
Posted on 5/13/17 at 11:43 am to
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ya i aint going down that road.....may have been there a while cause it stinks like hell and not risking doing it myself!!


Definitely a beta.
Posted by shawnlsu
Member since Nov 2011
23682 posts
Posted on 5/13/17 at 11:46 am to
1.Pick it up and trlhrow it in the street.
2. Call animal control.
3. ??
4. Profit
Posted by Brosef Stalin
Member since Dec 2011
39263 posts
Posted on 5/13/17 at 11:47 am to
get your boyfriend to take care of it
Posted by Hankg
Member since Feb 2011
631 posts
Posted on 5/13/17 at 11:50 am to
Where u located? How much you willing to pay?
Posted by The Baker
This is fine.
Member since Dec 2011
16185 posts
Posted on 5/13/17 at 11:53 am to
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This post was edited on 1/10/21 at 6:54 pm
Posted by mikrit54
Robeline
Member since Oct 2013
8664 posts
Posted on 5/13/17 at 11:54 am to
Show animal control your vagina. They'll come out.
Posted by detmut
Jesuit 81 Metairie
Member since Sep 2011
2304 posts
Posted on 5/13/17 at 12:46 pm to
get some topsoil from Lowes and throw it on top -- 40 pounds for $1.69
Posted by gthog61
Irving, TX
Member since Nov 2009
71001 posts
Posted on 5/13/17 at 12:52 pm to
Hey baby you dead here often?


Oh wait, other kind of pickup
Posted by Box Geauxrilla
Member since Jun 2013
19118 posts
Posted on 5/13/17 at 12:54 pm to
Call the news station
Posted by shinerfan
Duckworld(Earth-616)
Member since Sep 2009
22452 posts
Posted on 5/13/17 at 12:56 pm to
You don't have a dead animal catapult? I bet your neighbors walk all over you.
Posted by Double Oh
Louisiana
Member since Sep 2008
17967 posts
Posted on 5/13/17 at 2:05 pm to
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Have a dead animal in the corner of my backyard behind a tree, not sure what it is, looks bigger than a cat. Animal control says that they dont do pickup on private property.....presume need to hire a professional? What are my options and what is the approximate cost?

Thanks

inb4deadbodyjokes





Are u fawkin serious? Take ur big girl panties off and bury the animal? Man yall people are stupid.
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 5/13/17 at 2:30 pm to
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What exactly are you risking?

Not his dignity or manhood. They're both long gone. God, what a pussy.
Posted by CHEDBALLZ
South Central LA
Member since Dec 2009
21948 posts
Posted on 5/13/17 at 2:32 pm to
Call your boyfriend to come take care of it.
Posted by ChenierauTigre
Dreamland
Member since Dec 2007
34535 posts
Posted on 5/13/17 at 2:39 pm to
Good Lord. What kind of a puss can't get a shovel and dig a freaking hole? You might as well be like Bruce Jenner and become a girl because clearly you have zero in the balls department.
Posted by Tigahs24Seven
Communist USA
Member since Nov 2007
12161 posts
Posted on 5/13/17 at 3:09 pm to
If you are that lame of a guy turn in your y chromosome and then burn the thing where it lies....or is it too risky to strike a match?
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29453 posts
Posted on 5/13/17 at 3:18 pm to
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call me a hygiene freak......not my cup of tea unfortunately

Pathetic
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