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Crystal Methodist likes to do drugs, diddle and pass out with chips on his nipples.
Posted on 3/20/17 at 10:40 am
Posted on 3/20/17 at 10:40 am
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With crisps balanced on his nipples, disgraced ex-Co-op bank chairman Paul Flowers is caught napping during a four-day cocaine and ketamine-fuelled bender. The drug-loving suspended reverend – nicknamed the Crystal Methodist at the height of the scandal that enveloped him two years ago – was earlier filmed snorting lines as he entertained four naked rent boys at a bizarre hot-tub party in his back garden.
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A rent boy who attended the party told how the ex-bank chief, who was in charge of billions of pounds, had sent him invitation texts saying “I have Charlie and Katie”, code for cocaine and the horse tranquilliser ketamine.
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Posted on 3/20/17 at 10:42 am to arseinclarse
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Crystal Methodist likes to do drugs, diddle and pass out with chips on his nipples.
Posted on 3/20/17 at 10:43 am to arseinclarse
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ex-bank chief, who was in charge of billions of pounds,
So many rich and powerful people are into some messed up shite.
Posted on 3/20/17 at 10:43 am to arseinclarse
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four-day cocaine and ketamine-fuelled bender.
That's impressive. If I drink 2 days in a row I'm hungover for a week.
Posted on 3/20/17 at 10:44 am to arseinclarse
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Crystal Methodist
What a great TD username.
Posted on 3/20/17 at 10:44 am to arseinclarse
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cocaine and ketamine
Great names for twin girls.
Posted on 3/20/17 at 10:45 am to OysterPoBoy
If you want them to be strippers.
Posted on 3/20/17 at 10:49 am to fr33manator
Makes sense. To have the motivation and drive to get to the very top in a cutthroat industry like finance, you probably find "normal" stuff pretty boring and have a warped sense of morality.
Posted on 3/20/17 at 10:50 am to arseinclarse
Like. A. Boss.
Posted on 3/20/17 at 10:53 am to arseinclarse
That dude gives zero fricks. YOLO!
Posted on 3/20/17 at 10:54 am to arseinclarse
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“I have Charlie and Katie”, code for cocaine and the horse tranquilliser ketamine.
And he has Adam and Steve.
Posted on 3/20/17 at 10:55 am to fr33manator
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So many rich and powerful people are into some messed up shite.
When one has access to practically any flight of fancy or interest with little deliberation, I think the natural progression is to get interested in some fricked up, repugnant shite.
Posted on 3/20/17 at 10:59 am to ZZTIGERS
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What a great TD username.
Congrats on your ban for having an alter when that name posts
This post was edited on 3/20/17 at 11:00 am
Posted on 3/20/17 at 11:14 am to arseinclarse
Whoever came up with the name Crystal Methodist deserves a Pulitzer Prize
Posted on 3/20/17 at 11:17 am to Upperdecker
There's a electronic group called crystal method
Posted on 3/20/17 at 9:06 pm to ihometiger
Maybe the beau was working on his tan
Posted on 3/20/17 at 10:06 pm to SuperSoakher
Didn't Mississippi State have a now deceased radio announcer with a similar name. I follow a State fan on Twitter who goes by Crystal Meth in the guy's honor.
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State guys name was Jack Cristil. There's a State fan that goes by Cristil Meth on Twitter.
ETA:
State guys name was Jack Cristil. There's a State fan that goes by Cristil Meth on Twitter.
This post was edited on 3/20/17 at 10:09 pm
Posted on 3/21/17 at 7:10 am to arseinclarse
So he's pushing 70 and still doing benders
Once ran a bank
Is a minister
Messes with young men but somehow knows to draw the line at 18 years old
Lives off moms inheritance
You can't make this shite up
Once ran a bank
Is a minister
Messes with young men but somehow knows to draw the line at 18 years old
Lives off moms inheritance
You can't make this shite up
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