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Could You Stomach the Horrors of 'Halftime' in Ancient Rome?

Posted on 2/7/16 at 4:39 am
Posted by MadDoggyStyle
Member since Feb 2012
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Posted on 2/7/16 at 4:39 am
Great article on "half time" shows in Ancient Rome.

"The enormous arena was empty, save for the seesaws and the dozens of condemned criminals who sat naked upon them, hands tied behind their backs. Unfamiliar with the recently invented contraptions known as petaurua, the men tested the seesaws uneasily. One criminal would push off the ground and suddenly find himself 15 feet in the air while his partner on the other side of the seesaw descended swiftly to the ground. How strange".

"With a flourish, trapdoors in the floor of the arena were opened, and lions, bears, wild boars and leopards rushed into the arena. The starved animals bounded toward the terrified criminals, who attempted to leap away from the beasts' snapping jaws. But as one helpless man flung himself upward and out of harm's way, his partner on the other side of the seesaw was sent crashing down into the seething mass of claws, teeth and fur".

LINK
Posted by FLBooGoTigs1
Nocatee, FL.
Member since Jan 2008
54575 posts
Posted on 2/7/16 at 4:43 am to
Now that sounded like the good Ole days. Can you imagine having today's death row inmates all at the arena? 50 billion watching on TV

Bring back the killing
Posted by KamaCausey_LSU
Member since Apr 2013
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Posted on 2/7/16 at 4:51 am to
They do this at the Angola Rodeo with a pissed off bull. Four inmates on two seesaws and a raging bull. Last one on wins.
Posted by Pepe Lepew
Looney tuned .....
Member since Oct 2008
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Posted on 2/7/16 at 5:14 am to
quote:

They do this at the Angola Rodeo with a pissed off bull. Four inmates on two seesaws and a raging bull. Last one on wins


all about the coin .....
Posted by KamaCausey_LSU
Member since Apr 2013
14544 posts
Posted on 2/7/16 at 5:23 am to
Anything for the chit.
Posted by Kcrad
Diamondhead
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Posted on 2/7/16 at 5:46 am to
I would but tickets in the front row.
Posted by Tom288
Jacksonville
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Posted on 2/7/16 at 6:16 am to
quote:

Now that sounded like the good Ole days. Can you imagine having today's death row inmates all at the arena? 50 billion watching on TV

Bring back the killing



frick yeah...but...don't let the animals be harmed. People? frick 'em.
Posted by Chuker
St George, Louisiana
Member since Nov 2015
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Posted on 2/7/16 at 6:38 am to
after reading the article I think I feel more sorry for the animals than the prisoners.
Posted by Rhino5
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Posted on 2/7/16 at 6:41 am to
Posted by MadDoggyStyle
Member since Feb 2012
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Posted on 2/7/16 at 6:41 am to
quote:

Early Christians were among the most popular victims in ludi meridiani. The emperors who condemned these men, women and children to public death by beasts did so with the obvious hope that the spectacle would be so horrifying and humiliating that it would discourage any other Romans from converting to Christianity. Little did they realize that the tales of brave Christians facing certain death with grace, power and humility made them some of the earliest martyr stories. Nor could they have imagined that these oft-repeated narratives would then serve as invaluable tools to drive more people toward the Christian faith for centuries to come.
Posted by MadDoggyStyle
Member since Feb 2012
3857 posts
Posted on 2/7/16 at 6:50 am to
How would you train an eagle to do this?

quote:

Perhaps most popular — as well as the most difficult to pull off — were the re-creations of death scenes from famous myths and legends. A single bestiarius might spend months training an eagle in the art of removing a thrashing man's organs (a la the myth of Prometheus).
Posted by Murray
Member since Aug 2008
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Posted on 2/7/16 at 7:08 am to
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The enormous arena was empty


except for one man. Still trying and fighting the best that he can.
Posted by FLBooGoTigs1
Nocatee, FL.
Member since Jan 2008
54575 posts
Posted on 2/7/16 at 7:09 am to
This sounds glorious.

The lion is about to finish the prisoner and then out of nowhere the eagle swoops down and yanks the dudes head off. The ratings would be thru the roof.
Posted by Horsemeat
Truckin' somewhere in the US
Member since Dec 2014
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Posted on 2/7/16 at 7:12 am to
quote:

except for one man. Still trying and fighting the best that he can.


He's going the distance.
Posted by Kcrad
Diamondhead
Member since Nov 2010
54954 posts
Posted on 2/7/16 at 7:14 am to
quote:

This sounds glorious.

The lion is about to finish the prisoner and then out of nowhere the eagle swoops down and yanks the dudes head off. The ratings would be thru the roof.



I 'd bring my Iphone and film that. 1.2 billion hits on youtube.
Posted by FLBooGoTigs1
Nocatee, FL.
Member since Jan 2008
54575 posts
Posted on 2/7/16 at 7:15 am to
We gotta get a go pro cam on that eagle also.
Posted by Fat and Happy
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2013
17024 posts
Posted on 2/7/16 at 7:33 am to
That would be beyond legit. I would love to have watched that
Posted by ksayetiger
Centenary Gents
Member since Jul 2007
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Posted on 2/7/16 at 7:42 am to
There are a bunch of sickfricks in this thread.


Me included
Posted by AjaxFury
In & out of The Matrix
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Posted on 2/7/16 at 7:54 am to


Prophesied about its return in Idiocracy. NACHO SUPREME!!!!!!!
Posted by FLBooGoTigs1
Nocatee, FL.
Member since Jan 2008
54575 posts
Posted on 2/7/16 at 7:57 am to
I believe I have been watching too many mad max's and Vin diesel movies.
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