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re: Cougars in the suburbs

Posted on 3/30/16 at 3:07 pm to
Posted by BabyTac
Austin, TX
Member since Jun 2008
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Posted on 3/30/16 at 3:07 pm to
A wild cougar would f*** up a pit bull.
Posted by Topwater Trout
Red Stick
Member since Oct 2010
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Posted on 3/30/16 at 3:07 pm to
quote:

This might be a joke but I think any domestic pet would be in serious trouble if a big cat like that was around.


not a joke. I think that cougar would destroy any dog. Just interested in what other people would think
Posted by DonChowder
Sonoma County
Member since Dec 2012
9249 posts
Posted on 3/30/16 at 3:10 pm to
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They are baLd at Cadillac Cafe.
Fixed.
Posted by LaBR4
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
50743 posts
Posted on 3/30/16 at 3:11 pm to
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10 minutes after we walked into Cadillac Cafe (around midnight), my buddy received an offer for a BJ in the bathroom from a upper 40ish woman


My friend wants to know if this was recent, and the talent level, if so..
Posted by 632627
LA
Member since Dec 2011
12729 posts
Posted on 3/30/16 at 3:13 pm to
Yeah I think any big cat can use their paws/claws as a weapon. Dogs don't do that.

The cougar would end the pit bull with just a swipe or two.

Not to mention the cougar is probably double the size of a pit.
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
98157 posts
Posted on 3/30/16 at 3:16 pm to
A big cat is like any predator, they want to get a meal with the least energy expenditure. They've attacked small dogs, but they generally don't frick with big dogs. They're not looking for a fight, they're looking for easy prey.

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Posted by AjaxFury
In & out of The Matrix
Member since Sep 2014
9928 posts
Posted on 3/30/16 at 3:19 pm to
Thought this was about poon getting slayed against a wall by younger carnivorous males.

Guess it's possible this ones' head could be displayed on a wall soon though.
Posted by AjaxFury
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Posted on 3/30/16 at 3:21 pm to
Posted by tilco
Spanish Fort, AL
Member since Nov 2013
13475 posts
Posted on 3/30/16 at 3:22 pm to
Okay so Cougar vs Spotted Hyena



Remember cats are dumber than dogs.
Posted by MontyFranklyn
T-Town
Member since Jan 2012
23830 posts
Posted on 3/30/16 at 3:24 pm to
quote:


not a joke. I think that cougar would destroy any dog. Just interested in what other people would think
Cougar would win easy. I have however seen a great pyrenees kill a small bobcat though
Posted by chunk
UNDER YOUR BED
Member since Jan 2007
5126 posts
Posted on 3/30/16 at 3:25 pm to
That things huge...I didn't think hyenas were that big
Posted by LSUfan20005
Member since Sep 2012
8809 posts
Posted on 3/30/16 at 3:25 pm to
Hyenas, while neither cat nor dog, are actually more closely related to felines than canines.

Now, to answer your question.

If the hyena gets a bite, it's over. They have a crazy strong bite.

But I think a fully grown western cougar slits him open.
This post was edited on 3/30/16 at 3:27 pm
Posted by SabiDojo
Open to any suggestions.
Member since Nov 2010
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Posted on 3/30/16 at 3:25 pm to
Hyenas aren't dogs.
Posted by StealthCalais11
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Posted on 3/30/16 at 3:26 pm to
I'll admit, I chuckled
Posted by MWP
Kingwood, TX via Monroe, LA
Member since Jul 2013
10413 posts
Posted on 3/30/16 at 3:27 pm to
quote:

Spotted Hyena


The jaws on those nasty frickers are unreal strong. They can plow through solid bone with their teeth and engage lions all the time, which are much larger than cougars.

Answer is this.
Posted by Topwater Trout
Red Stick
Member since Oct 2010
67589 posts
Posted on 3/30/16 at 3:27 pm to
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Remember cats are dumber than dogs


how so?
Posted by SoFla Tideroller
South Florida
Member since Apr 2010
30056 posts
Posted on 3/30/16 at 3:28 pm to
Offer it white wine - "cougar juice"
Posted by SabiDojo
Open to any suggestions.
Member since Nov 2010
83927 posts
Posted on 3/30/16 at 3:28 pm to
They can crush elephant bone with their jaws.
Posted by Topwater Trout
Red Stick
Member since Oct 2010
67589 posts
Posted on 3/30/16 at 3:29 pm to
quote:

and engage lions all the time, which are much larger than cougars


one on one?
Posted by Grim
Member since Dec 2013
12302 posts
Posted on 3/30/16 at 3:30 pm to
A real OT baller would go out there and pet that damn pussy
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