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City Hall "Stop reserving spots on parade routes with body outlines."
Posted on 2/5/16 at 8:20 am
Posted on 2/5/16 at 8:20 am
Neutral Ground News
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Looking to halt a new trend in New Orleans, City Hall has issued a statement asking Mardi Gras revelers to please, please, please stop reserving spots along the parade routes by using body outlines that resemble those found at murder scenes.
All along the parade routes in Orleans Parish this past weekend, passersby could see dozens of body outlines on the neutral ground — all presumably holding spots for parade goers hoping to snag prime locations for the festivities.
Local authorities initially believed the increase in body outlines could be attributed to the city’s typical crime issues.
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Mayor Mitch Landrieu, whose office released the statement earlier today, said he is disappointed people would stoop so low as to use murder markers to hold a piece of ground for a parade.
“It’s absolutely disgusting,” said Landrieu. “Our investigators no longer can tell which body outlines are real and which are fake. So, I’m asking all parade goers to please not use outlines to save spots. Our police officers already have enough murders to investigate.”
Posted on 2/5/16 at 8:21 am to Scooba
That website is quickly becoming one of my favorites. Whenever satire can fool a large number of people because the shite they're saying is actually close to being believable, it's really well done.
Posted on 2/5/16 at 8:21 am to Scooba
that's actually pretty awesome.
Posted on 2/5/16 at 8:22 am to Scooba
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Mayor Mitch Landrieu, whose office released the statement earlier today, said he is disappointed people would stoop so low
Pot meet kettle. Stupid frick.
Posted on 2/5/16 at 8:28 am to Scooba
Great article, would read again
Posted on 2/5/16 at 8:53 am to Scooba
The weather outlook to the right of that article is pretty funny. Also I don't know how to link stuff but click on the sports section and read the first article that pops up on Brandon Browner. That's pretty good. I'm pretty sure they copied and pasted a similar article for an actual good record being broken and just changed some minor details, but it was still funny.
Posted on 2/5/16 at 8:53 am to Scooba
Why is Mitch so worried about this anyway? Far more important things for him to work on, like monuments and stuff.
Posted on 2/5/16 at 9:01 am to BullredsRus
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Brandon Browner
Flag-Magnet
Posted on 2/5/16 at 10:32 am to Scooba
Eta: should have clicked the link
This post was edited on 2/5/16 at 10:33 am
Posted on 2/5/16 at 10:46 am to Breesus
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Pot meet kettle. Stupid frick
sigh
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