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City Hall "Stop reserving spots on parade routes with body outlines."

Posted on 2/5/16 at 8:20 am
Posted by Scooba
Member since Jun 2013
19999 posts
Posted on 2/5/16 at 8:20 am


Neutral Ground News

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Looking to halt a new trend in New Orleans, City Hall has issued a statement asking Mardi Gras revelers to please, please, please stop reserving spots along the parade routes by using body outlines that resemble those found at murder scenes.

All along the parade routes in Orleans Parish this past weekend, passersby could see dozens of body outlines on the neutral ground — all presumably holding spots for parade goers hoping to snag prime locations for the festivities.

Local authorities initially believed the increase in body outlines could be attributed to the city’s typical crime issues.


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Mayor Mitch Landrieu, whose office released the statement earlier today, said he is disappointed people would stoop so low as to use murder markers to hold a piece of ground for a parade.

“It’s absolutely disgusting,” said Landrieu. “Our investigators no longer can tell which body outlines are real and which are fake. So, I’m asking all parade goers to please not use outlines to save spots. Our police officers already have enough murders to investigate.”
Posted by oleyeller
Vols, Bitch
Member since Oct 2012
32021 posts
Posted on 2/5/16 at 8:21 am to
Posted by Schwartz
Member since Nov 2006
27097 posts
Posted on 2/5/16 at 8:21 am to
That website is quickly becoming one of my favorites. Whenever satire can fool a large number of people because the shite they're saying is actually close to being believable, it's really well done.
Posted by LucasP
Member since Apr 2012
21618 posts
Posted on 2/5/16 at 8:21 am to
that's actually pretty awesome.
Posted by Breesus
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Member since Jan 2010
66982 posts
Posted on 2/5/16 at 8:22 am to
quote:

Mayor Mitch Landrieu, whose office released the statement earlier today, said he is disappointed people would stoop so low


Pot meet kettle. Stupid frick.
Posted by Epic Cajun
Lafayette, LA
Member since Feb 2013
32451 posts
Posted on 2/5/16 at 8:28 am to
Great article, would read again
Posted by Scooba
Member since Jun 2013
19999 posts
Posted on 2/5/16 at 8:33 am to
The Push Pole is another one that hits a great story every now and then. Like this gem:

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Berwick Meth Labs Brace For Opening Of Spillway
Push Pole
Posted by BullredsRus
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2007
754 posts
Posted on 2/5/16 at 8:53 am to
The weather outlook to the right of that article is pretty funny. Also I don't know how to link stuff but click on the sports section and read the first article that pops up on Brandon Browner. That's pretty good. I'm pretty sure they copied and pasted a similar article for an actual good record being broken and just changed some minor details, but it was still funny.
Posted by Tigertracks
Houma La.
Member since Nov 2007
765 posts
Posted on 2/5/16 at 8:53 am to
Why is Mitch so worried about this anyway? Far more important things for him to work on, like monuments and stuff.
Posted by Scooba
Member since Jun 2013
19999 posts
Posted on 2/5/16 at 9:01 am to
quote:

Brandon Browner


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Posted by logjamming
Member since Feb 2014
7825 posts
Posted on 2/5/16 at 10:32 am to
Eta: should have clicked the link
This post was edited on 2/5/16 at 10:33 am
Posted by monsterballads
Make LSU Great Again
Member since Jun 2013
29266 posts
Posted on 2/5/16 at 10:46 am to
quote:

Pot meet kettle. Stupid frick


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