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CIA document states "Russian soldiers were turned to STONE" after Alien attack

Posted on 8/24/17 at 3:12 pm
Posted by DawgfaninCa
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Posted on 8/24/17 at 3:12 pm
Here's an "article" that is very scary if true. It's entitled, CIA document states "Russian soldiers turned to STONE" after Alien attack.


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According to a declassified CIA report, a troop of Russian soldiers—who managed to shoot down a UFO—were turned into STONE by surviving aliens. The declassified report is available at the official website of the CIA.



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According to a set of documents provided by the CIA, Russian soldiers gunned down an Unidentified Flying Object. After the craft crash landed, its occupants—of otherworldly origin—confronted the military resulting in human soldiers turning into stone.

The declassified set of documents states how 23 Russian soldiers were ‘killed’ by as many as FIVE extraterrestrial beings after an alien encounter after soldiers gunned down the ET craft.

The declassified documents, now freely available at the official website of the CIA, is in fact a translation of a Ukrainian newspaper that wrote about the incident.

The newspaper report composed from a 250-page KGB dossier on the alleged UFO attack includes images and witness testimonies, according to the Daily Express.




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The declassified report states how: “Five short humanoids with large heads and large black eyes got out.”

2 soldiers are believed to have survived the attack.

As weird as it sounds, the report states how after the UFO was shot down, five ‘otherworldly beings’ emerged from the crashed UFO. The beings merged in what was described as a massive ball of light which eventually exploded, turning 23 Russian soldiers into stone.

The declassified document states:

“The KGB report goes on to say that the remains of the ‘petrified soldiers’ were transferred to a secret research institution near Moscow.”

“Specialists assume that a source of energy still unknown to Earthlings instantly changed the structure of the soldiers living organisms, having transformed it into a substance whose molecular structure was no different to limestone.”

At the end of the report, a CIA agent wrote: “If the KGB file corresponds to reality, this is an extremely menacing case.”

“The aliens possess such weapons and technology that go beyond all our assumptions.”


This post was edited on 8/24/17 at 3:13 pm
Posted by dbeck
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Posted on 8/24/17 at 3:14 pm to
With a source like that this thread belongs on the poli board.
Posted by LSUBoo
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Posted on 8/24/17 at 3:14 pm to
Legit AS frick.
Posted by burdman
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Posted on 8/24/17 at 3:15 pm to
So they could turn the Russians into stone but they couldn't avoid being shot down?
Posted by Chad504boy
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Posted on 8/24/17 at 3:15 pm to
snopes says its bullshite.
Posted by tLSU
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Posted on 8/24/17 at 3:15 pm to
Ancient code.com.

Posted by TigerinATL
Member since Feb 2005
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Posted on 8/24/17 at 3:17 pm to
I think someone read this report and turned it into a business.

Posted by Konkey Dong
Member since Aug 2013
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Posted on 8/24/17 at 3:18 pm to
My goal in life, is to have sex with an alien if they do arrive. Male or female, I'm getting the butthole
Posted by Breesus
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Posted on 8/24/17 at 3:18 pm to
Soo where are the aliens now?
Posted by 19
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Member since Nov 2007
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Posted on 8/24/17 at 3:19 pm to
From the "document" linked:

quote:

AS REPORTED BY THE AUTHORITATIVE CANADIAN MAGAZINE WEEKLY WORLD NEWS


Posted by Breesus
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Member since Jan 2010
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Posted on 8/24/17 at 3:20 pm to
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they could turn the Russians into stone but they couldn't avoid being shot down?



Maybe it was just a passenger ship?

A 747 couldn't avoid being shot down, but of all of its passengers were trained and armes with AR15s they could do some damage after a crash landing
Posted by Dingeaux
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Posted on 8/24/17 at 3:20 pm to
so if they were shot down, where are they now?
Posted by foshizzle
Washington DC metro
Member since Mar 2008
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Posted on 8/24/17 at 3:21 pm to
Such a document does exist on the CIA's unclassified docs server, but there's a key element here that you might have missed - it's simply a reprint from a newspaper in Ukraine, which itself says:

quote:

As reported by the authoritative magazine Canadian Weekly World News


Weekly World News is the same outfit that had the infamous "Bat boy" stories. Authoritative indeed.

Posted by Chad504boy
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Posted on 8/24/17 at 3:25 pm to
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so if they were shot down, where are they now?


I know one of them was QB for University of Tennessee last year.
Posted by J Murdah
Member since Jun 2008
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Posted on 8/24/17 at 3:25 pm to
That sounds exactly like something that would be declassified.
Posted by DawgfaninCa
San Francisco, California
Member since Sep 2012
20092 posts
Posted on 8/24/17 at 3:27 pm to
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snopes says its bullshite.


Snopes is not always correct.

The "article" states, "The declassified report is available at the official website of the CIA."

Here's the link.
Posted by SamuelClemens
Earth
Member since Feb 2015
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Posted on 8/24/17 at 3:33 pm to
quote:

a translation of a Ukrainian newspaper that wrote about the incident.




BS. I've never read a "de"-classified report written so unprofessionally.

Posted by SamuelClemens
Earth
Member since Feb 2015
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Posted on 8/24/17 at 3:34 pm to
quote:

it's simply a reprint from a newspaper in Ukraine, which itself says:

quote:
As reported by the authoritative magazine Canadian Weekly World News


Ah ha! Stupid is as stupid does.
Posted by ZappBrannigan
Member since Jun 2015
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Posted on 8/24/17 at 3:39 pm to
Aliens promptly asked the petrified soldiers if they could have tree fiddy.
Posted by Shiftyplus1
Regret nothing that made you smile
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Posted on 8/24/17 at 3:40 pm to
“The aliens possess such weapons and technology that go beyond all our assumptions.”

And yet cold war tech shot them out of the sky.


Ahem.


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