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re: Check in if you hate Valentine's Day

Posted on 2/14/14 at 9:14 am to
Posted by TheIndulger
Member since Sep 2011
19239 posts
Posted on 2/14/14 at 9:14 am to
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Yeah I heard a testimonial on a particular Valentine's Day service on satellite radio commercial. The girl said, "Yeah he sent the gifts to my job, made all the other guys look bad." LOL, it really is ridiculous what this day has devolved into.


Posted by RBWilliams8
Member since Oct 2009
53417 posts
Posted on 2/14/14 at 9:14 am to
quote:

No shite, what kind of women do you deal with that give you the business if you dont spend enough on them for Vday?



For real... I've been with all types of women. I've never been with a chick that gave me shite bc she wasn't satisfied with something I did for her. Not saying in out of a Nicholas sparks novel, but even a simply card always got at least a "thank you". They may have wanted more, but I've never been with a chick who had the audacity to say "why didn't you do more for me?!"
Posted by TheIndulger
Member since Sep 2011
19239 posts
Posted on 2/14/14 at 9:19 am to
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You're a beta. Congrats on being a loser


Actually, you and breesus are incorrect. Valentine's day is a beta's dream come true. Betas love nothing more than buying flowers and expensive dinners for women. It's the day he gets to buy his way into a girl's heart.
Posted by JumpingTheShark
America
Member since Nov 2012
22893 posts
Posted on 2/14/14 at 9:20 am to
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For real... I've been with all types of women. I've never been with a chick that gave me shite bc she wasn't satisfied with something I did for her. Not saying in out of a Nicholas sparks novel, but even a simply card always got at least a "thank you". They may have wanted more, but I've never been with a chick who had the audacity to say "why didn't you do more for me?!"


For the record, my SO is not like this and really she hasn't given me shite at all and I haven't fricked it up, it just seems to come at a very inconvenient time when I am probably my busiest during the year so it helps to vent. She just wants a card honestly but I can't ever find funny ones so I am going to go get some booze and dinner on my way home and just chill. Should be enjoyable enough.
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43030 posts
Posted on 2/14/14 at 9:22 am to
Card in the flowers to my gf:

"From Robert Kelly,

Had a great time with you Wednesday. Wish you weren't so pissed wink wink. See you in Chicago"
Posted by JumpingTheShark
America
Member since Nov 2012
22893 posts
Posted on 2/14/14 at 9:24 am to
quote:

You're a beta. Congrats on being a loser.


You've got me all figured out don't you Dr. Phil?
Posted by JimMorrison
The Peninsula
Member since May 2012
20747 posts
Posted on 2/14/14 at 9:24 am to
quote:

very inconvenient time when I am probably my busiest during the year


You an accountant?
Posted by Salmon
On the trails
Member since Feb 2008
83545 posts
Posted on 2/14/14 at 9:31 am to
quote:

She just wants a card honestly but I can't ever find funny ones


just write it on a piece of paper like in HS

Posted by CaptSpaulding
Member since Feb 2012
6501 posts
Posted on 2/14/14 at 9:33 am to
All I know is, my wife gave me a bottle of Booker's bourbon, and we are going to a kick-arse restaurant tonight. Then, I'm guaranteed sex. You guys are going to have to help me understand why today sucks so much.
Posted by JumpingTheShark
America
Member since Nov 2012
22893 posts
Posted on 2/14/14 at 9:33 am to
quote:

She just wants a card honestly but I can't ever find funny ones


just write it on a piece of paper like in HS


The ones at car washes are always legit but I don't live near one right now.
Posted by Salmon
On the trails
Member since Feb 2008
83545 posts
Posted on 2/14/14 at 9:34 am to
quote:

we are going to a kick-arse restaurant tonight.


congrats on the crowds and a set menu

other than that, sounds like a good night
Posted by notiger1997
Metairie
Member since May 2009
58110 posts
Posted on 2/14/14 at 9:42 am to
quote:

my wife gave me a bottle of Booker's bourbon



You need to lick that snatch for a long time tonight.

I don't do restaurants on V-day. I am getting some nice wine and a bunch of crabs for my wife. Kids were excited to go shopping with their grandma to get us our favorite candy.

Might get a card. Wife will not care of I do or not.
Posted by Hulkklogan
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Oct 2010
43296 posts
Posted on 2/14/14 at 9:45 am to
I like the idea of showing appreciation for your SO, but I hate how commercialized it has become and I believe that it shouldn't take a special holiday for people to show their appreciation.

That being said, as a guy who's never not experienced Valentine's Day as anything but single, I am indifferent to it; I get tired of the cheesy posts on FB and all but overall it's no big deal to me.
Posted by PelicanPoop
New Orleans
Member since Oct 2013
583 posts
Posted on 2/14/14 at 9:48 am to
I hate the public displays of affection on Facebook more than the holiday itself.

Tell your SO in person, ya phaeg!! No one gives a frick, and you look pretty beta. Attention whores.
Posted by Mung
NorCal
Member since Aug 2007
9054 posts
Posted on 2/14/14 at 9:51 am to
Bitter, Party of one...your table is ready.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124013 posts
Posted on 2/14/14 at 9:51 am to
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Betas hate Valentines,
Like hitler hated Jews.
Posted by tiger91
In my own little world
Member since Nov 2005
36703 posts
Posted on 2/14/14 at 9:53 am to
It's our daughter's birthday ... never did really care for Valentine's Day but NOW it's all about her! Husband did buy me chocolate covered strawberries though ... yummy!
Posted by JimMorrison
The Peninsula
Member since May 2012
20747 posts
Posted on 2/14/14 at 9:53 am to
Lol at you calling anyone a beta
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124013 posts
Posted on 2/14/14 at 9:59 am to
Roses are red,
JimMorrison's dead,
Your penis is a sad mockery of genitalia,
And all your lovers are unfulfilled and alienated.
Posted by whit
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2010
10998 posts
Posted on 2/14/14 at 10:02 am to
quote:

Roses are red,
JimMorrison's dead,
Your penis is a sad mockery of genitalia,
And all your lovers are unfulfilled and alienated.

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