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re: Caught my neighbor cheating on his wife

Posted on 11/20/14 at 7:06 pm to
Posted by 911Moto
Member since Sep 2013
5491 posts
Posted on 11/20/14 at 7:06 pm to
The guy next door to me, who had a wife and a very young little girl, was cheating with the MILF across the street from me (the one who sent noods to my teenage kid). It was funny how they thought no one knew about it - they were so freaking smug. He was also best friends with the guy across the street (next door to the MILF). Unknown to the cheater, one of his texts or emails (a fairly long one) that was meant for the MILF got sent to his best friend. So when the guy was lying about it, his best friend knew he was lying to his face. Likewise, since I distributed the noods of the MILF to all of our other neighbors (after she sent them to my teenager), they were the laughingstock of the neighborhood while they thought they were getting away with it. Felt bad for the wife and little girl, but the wife was a smug bitch too. They suddenly became best friends with the MILF and her husband and excluded everyone else they used to hang around with, and both of the cheated spouses were clueless.
This post was edited on 11/20/14 at 7:09 pm
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
259992 posts
Posted on 11/20/14 at 7:07 pm to
quote:




I think he just assumed it was a shitty neighborhood cause a cop could afford a house there



Cops can make good money in many places. Starting pay here is 60k. Not hard to make 100k if you stay with it.
Posted by WaveHog
Austin, TX
Member since May 2008
6968 posts
Posted on 11/20/14 at 7:09 pm to
i bet that smug bastard would hate it if you sent the noods (that she sent to your teenage son) to me
Posted by Lake Vegas Tiger
Lake Vegas
Member since Jun 2014
3248 posts
Posted on 11/20/14 at 7:10 pm to
quote:

frick his wife
Posted by Red Stick Tigress
Tiger Stadium
Member since Nov 2005
17846 posts
Posted on 11/20/14 at 7:11 pm to
MYOB.
Posted by jmcs68
Member since Sep 2012
40401 posts
Posted on 11/20/14 at 7:12 pm to
quote:

MYOB
Posted by T4
Member since Mar 2014
288 posts
Posted on 11/20/14 at 7:13 pm to
I had the window rolled down and told him what's up
Posted by yellowfin
Coastal Bar
Member since May 2006
97615 posts
Posted on 11/20/14 at 7:13 pm to
You're so predictable rog
Posted by Ed Osteen
Member since Oct 2007
57449 posts
Posted on 11/20/14 at 7:18 pm to
Then should prob keep quiet especially considering you are neighbors
Posted by tigerfoot
Alexandria
Member since Sep 2006
56205 posts
Posted on 11/20/14 at 7:18 pm to
quote:

cheating on his wife
quote:

local PD
in related news water is wet.

Do you have a dog?
Posted by foshizzle
Washington DC metro
Member since Mar 2008
40599 posts
Posted on 11/20/14 at 7:25 pm to
quote:

getting out of a car that had a naked woman that was not his wife in it was the cheating part


You didn't mention this in the OP.

quote:

Peeking at my wife is why I don't like him


You really need to post pics of your wife tanning her knots so we can determine whether he was just showing good sense.
Posted by KindaRaw
Member since Jun 2014
3963 posts
Posted on 11/20/14 at 7:26 pm to
Posted by jg8623
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2010
13531 posts
Posted on 11/20/14 at 7:37 pm to
This is one of the worst told stories I've read on here

You said you couldn't pass a car (I'm assuming him and the girl) because other cars were blocking the road? So he's cheating on his wife on the side of a road with other people around?
Posted by 8thyearsenior
Centennial, CO
Member since Mar 2006
4280 posts
Posted on 11/20/14 at 7:39 pm to
if my neighbor's wife had decent "knots" and was in the backyard topless, I'd look
Posted by T4
Member since Mar 2014
288 posts
Posted on 11/20/14 at 7:42 pm to
He came in his car, she came to meet him in hers on a one lane gravel road. He had to get out and move his truck so I could go by
Posted by Double Oh
Louisiana
Member since Sep 2008
17766 posts
Posted on 11/20/14 at 7:46 pm to
im still waiting for pics
Posted by lsu480
Downtown Scottsdale
Member since Oct 2007
92876 posts
Posted on 11/20/14 at 7:48 pm to
quote:

He just so happens to be the lead narc investigator for the local PD too. Should I use this to my advantage or just ignore?


If you have to ask you are too pussy to use it to your advantage so you better forget what you saw and delete this thread. Imagine if he posts here or someone tells their narc friend about this and he sees it, he is 100% going to know you are talking about him. You could be very fricked......
Posted by iluvdatiger
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Jan 2004
42829 posts
Posted on 11/20/14 at 7:51 pm to
quote:

tanning her knots


do not ever say this phrase again, you understand me?
Posted by J Murdah
Member since Jun 2008
39779 posts
Posted on 11/20/14 at 7:54 pm to
I hope you don't have to tell this story to your neighbors wife. This is hard to follow man.
Posted by CHEDBALLZ
South Central LA
Member since Dec 2009
21910 posts
Posted on 11/20/14 at 7:54 pm to
quote:

He came in his car


So they had sex in his car?
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