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re: Cats have to be some of the most useless pets in existence.

Posted on 8/10/17 at 9:32 am to
Posted by CarRamrod
Spurbury, VT
Member since Dec 2006
57472 posts
Posted on 8/10/17 at 9:32 am to
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Unfortunately, they also like to bring their living, breathing prize snakes up to the door step to show off and play with.
unfortunately? That shite is awesome. I dont have a cat cause my neighbor does. But i was walking up to his back door earlier this year and saw his cat laying down with a snake right next to it. when i got close, thinking the snake was dead, the snake tried to slither away. The cat slammed her paw on the snaked head and drug it back close to her. it was awesome.
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
78344 posts
Posted on 8/10/17 at 9:39 am to
my cat lives outside during the day, shits in the woods and comes in and night and kills mice in my house.

all i do is leave out a little meow mix once a day. we dont even have a litter box.

#catrules
This post was edited on 8/10/17 at 9:40 am
Posted by CaptainBrannigan
Good Ole Rocky Top Tennessee
Member since Jan 2010
21644 posts
Posted on 8/10/17 at 9:43 am to
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At least you can train a dog to sit still and relax.



You don't have to train cats to do anything.
Posted by ELVIS U
Member since Feb 2007
9940 posts
Posted on 8/10/17 at 9:43 am to
They keep rodents and snakes away from your property.
They are good companion animals.
They know where they are supposed to urinate and defecate.
They clean themselves and don't smell like sweaty crap.
They require little maintenance.
They can stay by themselves in a closed in environments for several days without expensive boarding.
Posted by BlackAdam
Member since Jan 2016
6462 posts
Posted on 8/10/17 at 9:51 am to
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They require little maintenance.


I took my kids on vacation for a week. Only thing I had to do for the cat was leave the sack of cat food on its side. We have a doggy door, so he just comes and goes as he pleases.

If we didn't bother to leave him food, he would have just killed birds and squirrels for sustenance. Since we did leave food he killed them for fun.

He goes to the bathroom outside, so we don't have to clean a litter box.

The only thing I have to do for him is give him heartworm medicine once every other month.
Posted by LSU fan 246
Member since Oct 2005
90567 posts
Posted on 8/10/17 at 9:55 am to
All of your points are spot on but this is a very underrated one

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They are good companion animals
Posted by YumYum Sauce
Arkansas
Member since Nov 2010
8323 posts
Posted on 8/10/17 at 9:56 am to
I have no problem with cats, but i fricking hate cat people.
Posted by MountainTiger
The foot of Mt. Belzoni
Member since Dec 2008
14667 posts
Posted on 8/10/17 at 9:58 am to
Posted by Machine
Earth
Member since May 2011
6001 posts
Posted on 8/10/17 at 10:00 am to
not a cat fan, but a few years ago i rescued one and named her Ophelia, after The Band song about a woman who ran away.

the cat ran away
Posted by LSU fan 246
Member since Oct 2005
90567 posts
Posted on 8/10/17 at 10:02 am to
Meh. If anyone is worse, it's dog people.

News flash, no one gives a shite about your dog so stop talking about it.
Posted by Quinn225
Member since May 2017
408 posts
Posted on 8/10/17 at 10:04 am to
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Make the wife clean the litter box.



Make sure the wife is pregnant.
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
78344 posts
Posted on 8/10/17 at 10:07 am to
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but i fricking hate cat people.


dont associate people with cats who perform a job (killing mice) with the lonely old maids who put sweaters on them and sing them lullabies.
Posted by Iron Sights
Member since Apr 2017
155 posts
Posted on 8/10/17 at 10:09 am to
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Damn, I lost it on this one

Posted by Centinel
Idaho
Member since Sep 2016
43390 posts
Posted on 8/10/17 at 10:13 am to
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My cat, Kitty Perry, approves of those names!!




I have a female cat named Cleocatra.

She'll let me pet her all the time, sits in my lap, etc...my fiance tries? KITTY MURDER MODE [ON] OFF


I like dogs and cats. Had both growing up. Never did get the cats vs. dogs war.
Posted by Scruffy
Kansas City
Member since Jul 2011
72170 posts
Posted on 8/10/17 at 10:13 am to
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dont associate people with cats who perform a job (killing mice) with the lonely old maids who put sweaters on them and sing them lullabies.
They're all the same.
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
78344 posts
Posted on 8/10/17 at 10:15 am to
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They're all the same.


you got me scruff

(logs out of catfancy website leaving kitty booties unpurchased in his shopping cart)
Posted by Boudreaux35
BR
Member since Sep 2007
21577 posts
Posted on 8/10/17 at 10:18 am to
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Cats have to be some of the most useless pets in existence.


Agree!

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Dogs rule.


Agree.
Posted by cbree88
South Louisiana
Member since Feb 2010
5495 posts
Posted on 8/10/17 at 10:38 am to
FAIL

Cats kill off unsanitary rodents, snakes, and other small animal populations. They're also much much easier to take care of and much lower maintenance than dogs.

Here's an interesting tidbit. Killing off cats in the Middle Ages contributed to the spread of the Bubonic Plague as the disease-carrying rats multiplied and spread the disease.
This post was edited on 8/10/17 at 10:43 am
Posted by udtiger
Over your left shoulder
Member since Nov 2006
99121 posts
Posted on 8/10/17 at 10:40 am to
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if your cat could eat you, it would. And deep down they know it's true


So would a dog.

Plus, cat owners don't have to worry about their house being torn to shreds while they are gone because someone accidentally knocked on the front door.

Also, cat owners can leave the cat in the house on a long weekend (extra food and water) and not board or bother their friends. You try that with a dog, and your house will look (and smell) like the ground in a zoo's elephant enclosure by the time you get home.
Posted by cbree88
South Louisiana
Member since Feb 2010
5495 posts
Posted on 8/10/17 at 10:45 am to
Bears are in the canine family. They're basically over-sized dogs, and yes they will eat you, obviously.
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