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re: Booty calls are becoming rare...for the older, married crowd here

Posted on 9/14/17 at 11:29 pm to
Posted by Bullfrog
Institutionalized but Unevaluated
Member since Jul 2010
56399 posts
Posted on 9/14/17 at 11:29 pm to
No problem with that style at times. It's just better when she's not crying during and after because you've made the past efforts.

And you left off in front of large mirrors.
This post was edited on 9/14/17 at 11:31 pm
Posted by MottLaneKid
Gonzales
Member since Apr 2012
4543 posts
Posted on 9/14/17 at 11:34 pm to
I got the Cleveland Indians beat. I got a streak if 21 years with no swx
Posted by baseballmind1212
Missouri City
Member since Feb 2011
3262 posts
Posted on 9/14/17 at 11:42 pm to
quote:


I'm 56


Damn bro.

First and foremost congrats for keeping it going this long. It's a rarity these day and something special.

That said, take the bride out have a nice night and get some dick juice.

Give her the old bull with the young calf dick.

Knock the dishes out that fancy China cabinet
Posted by Freezus22
Da Boot
Member since Aug 2016
1609 posts
Posted on 9/15/17 at 12:25 am to
quote:

I'm 56 and have been married now for 28 years

My condolences
Posted by rantfan
new iberia la
Member since Nov 2012
14110 posts
Posted on 9/15/17 at 12:40 am to
quote:

You've let your game slip. Keep courting. Date nights, flowers occasionally, fun stuff, etc. 


Yep, she wants to be romanced. My condolences to the OP
Posted by moderate one
Member since Jul 2017
180 posts
Posted on 9/15/17 at 12:44 am to
This comment made me blush. Dating and flowers and good old fashioned romance should work, but if her hormones are off, that could be why she's not into sex as much anymore.
Posted by tiger114
Fairhope, AL
Member since Sep 2009
5224 posts
Posted on 9/15/17 at 12:59 am to
quote:

About once a month now.


You gotta pump those numbers up. Those are rookie numbers in this racket.
Posted by SamuelClemens
Earth
Member since Feb 2015
11727 posts
Posted on 9/15/17 at 4:00 am to
I think it's the individual marriages. I've been married 11 years and still have sex almost nightly.
Posted by fishfighter
RIP
Member since Apr 2008
40026 posts
Posted on 9/15/17 at 4:04 am to
quote:

So...for guys in my age group or older, is this the new norm or just a stage?


Just a stage in her life. A bit of wine, get her to soak in a hot tub of water and then go in a wash her back to help her relax. Fireworks will fly then.

I'm 60 and the Ms is 58.
Posted by BowDownToLSU
Livingston louisiana
Member since Feb 2010
19278 posts
Posted on 9/15/17 at 4:59 am to
quote:

once a month now.
I'm 50 and been married 20 years, it's usually two or three times a week. That once a month shite wouldn't fly with me
Posted by CharlesLSU
Member since Jan 2007
31926 posts
Posted on 9/15/17 at 5:20 am to
This is sad and pathetic. But mostly sad.

Not to mention you're scaring the youngins
Posted by Brazos
Member since Oct 2013
20362 posts
Posted on 9/15/17 at 6:26 am to
Two words for your wife...Hormome pellets
Posted by jimithing11
Dillon, Texas
Member since Mar 2011
22474 posts
Posted on 9/15/17 at 6:28 am to
Do u have to peel back the fupa?
Posted by rrboy
USA
Member since Jan 2005
5324 posts
Posted on 9/15/17 at 7:19 am to
quote:

God didn't intend for people to have sex after 50. That's why he lets old people get ugly--why need looks when you ain't having sex anyway?
you stupid
Posted by bigrob385series
B. Aura
Member since May 2014
2634 posts
Posted on 9/15/17 at 7:26 am to
quote:

I'm 50 and been married 20 years, it's usually two or three times a week.
this thread gives me hope...
Posted by Sody Cracker
Distemper Ward
Member since May 2016
3409 posts
Posted on 9/15/17 at 7:58 am to
Get rid of her.
Posted by stelly1025
Lafayette
Member since May 2012
8539 posts
Posted on 9/15/17 at 8:06 am to
quote:

I'm 56 and have been married now for 28 years. I've noticed that my wife has been giving up less and less poon.


I would imagine if your wife is your age than the answer would be obvious.
Posted by trillhog
Elite Membership
Member since Jul 2011
19407 posts
Posted on 9/15/17 at 8:07 am to
sounds like your at the end of the road

deal with it
Posted by Festus
With Skillet
Member since Nov 2009
85044 posts
Posted on 9/15/17 at 8:10 am to
Trill, do you have any advice for this man in dealing with a woman refusing to consent to sex?
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