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re: Booty calls are becoming rare...for the older, married crowd here

Posted on 9/14/17 at 10:53 pm to
Posted by sjmabry
Texas
Member since Aug 2013
18503 posts
Posted on 9/14/17 at 10:53 pm to
Your game is stale. Clean up baw and change your clothes every now and then.
Posted by SuperSaint
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Member since Sep 2007
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Posted on 9/14/17 at 10:54 pm to
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His wife is actually only 39 years old now.
so at the arse end of her usefulness?


It's unfortunate he is late 50s and his 30ish year old bride is only fricking him once a month.... good chance she isn't attracted to him anymore
Posted by JazzyJeff
Japan
Member since Sep 2006
3938 posts
Posted on 9/14/17 at 10:54 pm to
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His wife is actually only 39 years old now.
She's 51
Posted by Blob Fish
Member since Mar 2016
3091 posts
Posted on 9/14/17 at 10:56 pm to
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isn't considered a choir??


I don't wanna be a grammar Nazi, but a few beers in after a long day at work my brain was quite confused about how a choir had anything to do with this situation.
This post was edited on 9/14/17 at 10:57 pm
Posted by JazzyJeff
Japan
Member since Sep 2006
3938 posts
Posted on 9/14/17 at 10:56 pm to
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Do you ever wonder what your life would be like if will smith wouldn't have ditched you to become famous?
I think you have me confused with someone else.
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
140462 posts
Posted on 9/14/17 at 10:57 pm to
Have you thought about upgrading?


I bet Ashley Banks is pretty bad these days. I'd get in that booty for sure
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
63517 posts
Posted on 9/14/17 at 10:57 pm to
r/deadbedrooms
Posted by BananaHammock
Member since Aug 2011
13150 posts
Posted on 9/14/17 at 10:58 pm to
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I can pound dudes like a champ and my looks are above average so...
Posted by JazzyJeff
Japan
Member since Sep 2006
3938 posts
Posted on 9/14/17 at 11:00 pm to
I do console myself with the fact that the typical Japanese married couple stop have sex completely after a couple of kids. So in the eyes my wife's Japanese contemporaries, she's a nymphomaniac by giving it up once a month.
Posted by Havoc
Member since Nov 2015
28559 posts
Posted on 9/14/17 at 11:02 pm to
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start breaking shite around the house if I go longer than a week.

Then one time recently I asked her if I needed to get a girlfriend even though I didn't want to.

That worked well.
Posted by rocket31
Member since Jan 2008
41819 posts
Posted on 9/14/17 at 11:02 pm to
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I'm 56 and have been married now for 28 years


youre living my nightmare, congrats OP
Posted by MBclass83
Member since Oct 2010
9386 posts
Posted on 9/14/17 at 11:03 pm to
hormones dude.
Posted by Double Oh
Louisiana
Member since Sep 2008
17967 posts
Posted on 9/14/17 at 11:05 pm to
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m 56 and have been married now for 28 years. I've noticed that my wife has been giving up less and less poon.

So...for guys in my age group or older, is this the new norm or just a stage?




Its the norm for me
Posted by Havoc
Member since Nov 2015
28559 posts
Posted on 9/14/17 at 11:06 pm to
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I do console myself with the fact that the typical Japanese married couple stop have sex completely after a couple of kids. So in the eyes my wife's Japanese contemporaries, she's a nymphomaniac by giving it up once a month.

I see some truth in your joke. Your ability to rationalize negative things, while a great survival trait, is hurting your ability to thrive. You've been tricking yourself into thinking it's okay.
Posted by BoogaBear
Member since Jul 2013
5604 posts
Posted on 9/14/17 at 11:09 pm to
This is slowly becoming my worry. I didn't marry her to do laundry, cook, clean, etc. I can do that shite if need be. I married her to do the shite I can't do by myself, aka give me some pussy.
Posted by jdeval1
Member since Dec 2009
7525 posts
Posted on 9/14/17 at 11:11 pm to
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is this the new norm or just a stage?

It slowed down at 56 baw? You are in the top .00001%
Posted by Bullfrog
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Member since Jul 2010
56399 posts
Posted on 9/14/17 at 11:16 pm to
You've let your game slip. Keep courting. Date nights, flowers occasionally, fun stuff, etc.

We just got back from a great 70's concert at the Shaw Center. Ate downtown beforehand. Some cocktails. It was fun. The music is a little bit before my time but it was something different.

Stay out of the ruts. Work at it. It makes a uuuge difference.
This post was edited on 9/14/17 at 11:18 pm
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
140462 posts
Posted on 9/14/17 at 11:18 pm to
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Keep courting. Date nights, flowers occasionally, fun stuff, etc.
sounds like what I do on Bumble and Tinder
Posted by Bullfrog
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Member since Jul 2010
56399 posts
Posted on 9/14/17 at 11:21 pm to
I'm just following the trail you blazed, cuz.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 9/14/17 at 11:24 pm to
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You've let your game slip.



you have because
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Date nights, flowers occasionally, fun stuff, etc.



is as lame as shite, you just bend her over the stair rail, kitchen counter, washer, couch, whatever, and ride that train home, that's what she wants

ETA: and pull the hair and spank it
This post was edited on 9/14/17 at 11:25 pm
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