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re: Bidets - Yes or No?
Posted on 11/8/21 at 2:09 pm to OnCampusTiger
Posted on 11/8/21 at 2:09 pm to OnCampusTiger
Absolutely yes. When I installed ours my son decided to try it but was not aware that you needed to regulate the pressure.. I heard him scream from the other side of the house. 
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Posted on 11/8/21 at 2:17 pm to OlGrandad
quote:Last 10 seconds is great
how to install.. very easy
Posted on 11/8/21 at 2:34 pm to Jack Bauers HnK
quote:
Some even have a turbo/enema function which can help move some bowels if needed.
Pro tip: spray before going. Residue is less likely to stick to wet skin than dry.
What about the poops that have the consistency of red clay? Will it clean that off? Not knowing the answer to this is why I have yet to buy one.
Posted on 11/8/21 at 2:37 pm to REB BEER
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What about the poops that have the consistency of red clay?
AKA Virginia mud.
Posted on 11/8/21 at 2:37 pm to REB BEER
They are my only go to now. I hate taking a shite anywhere else
Posted on 11/8/21 at 2:41 pm to DeltaTigerDelta
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You can’t spell Bidet without Biden so he can wash my arse.
In fact you can since you don't need the "N."
Posted on 11/8/21 at 2:47 pm to Teddy Ruxpin
Bidet's sound good, on the whole
Posted on 11/8/21 at 2:54 pm to REB BEER
quote:Yeah man it'll take it off. Honestly if that's the type of shits you normally take you are the prime candidate for a bidet.
What about the poops that have the consistency of red clay? Will it clean that off? Not knowing the answer to this is why I have yet to buy one.
They're like $30, just get one.
Posted on 11/8/21 at 3:01 pm to OnCampusTiger
Posted on 11/8/21 at 3:07 pm to madamsquirrel
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glad someone said this. Husband could not get ours installed and now the toilet intermittently runs. The plumber will cost more than the damn bidet did.
If you need a plumber to install the $30-40 bidet that was linked off Amazon, then i'd be surprised if you are capable of changing batteries in a flashlight.
Turn off water. disconnect hose from toilet. insert tee. reconnect hose from toilet. connect bidet hose to tee. unscrew the two nuts holding your toilet seat down. remove toilet seat. insert bidet. put toilet seat back on. screw toilet seat back on. turn water back on. sit on toilet. poop. finish pooping. lift your nut sack up and out of the bowl of the toilet, unless you want shite all over your nutsack. turn bidet on. scream like a girl the first time it hits your poop shoot. clean your butt with bidet. turn bidet off. dry your butt with a few squares of TP. walk away with the cleanest a-hole you've ever had. laugh at idiots that are still too stupid to get a $30 bidet.
Posted on 11/8/21 at 3:09 pm to OnCampusTiger
Why do I need a bidet? I have a midget with a toothbrush.
Posted on 11/8/21 at 3:12 pm to TeddyPadillac
quote:So if not blocked by your sack where does the shitty water go? Seems messy and too much sugar for a dime IMO. But plenty folks seem to enjoy complicating the simplest of things.
lift your nut sack up and out of the bowl of the toilet, unless you want shite all over your nutsack.
Posted on 11/8/21 at 3:20 pm to White Bear
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So if not blocked by your sack where does the shitty water go?
in the toilet. where else would it go?
Posted on 11/8/21 at 3:22 pm to OnCampusTiger
Life changing. "Clear Rear" $49 attachment to the toilet seat with multiple water pressure options. I'll never live without one again. Can even pressure wash the "front" and back, ladies.
However, I am now confused how separate bidet bowls you routinely find at hotels work logistically. Do you wipe your arse on the regular toilet, then get up/move over to the bidet and rinse off, then move back to the toilet to pat dry? Seems potentially untidy.
However, I am now confused how separate bidet bowls you routinely find at hotels work logistically. Do you wipe your arse on the regular toilet, then get up/move over to the bidet and rinse off, then move back to the toilet to pat dry? Seems potentially untidy.
Posted on 11/8/21 at 3:39 pm to White Bear
quote:However complicated you think it sounds, I think it's more the clean a-hole that people enjoy about it.
But plenty folks seem to enjoy complicating the simplest of things.
Posted on 11/8/21 at 3:43 pm to OnCampusTiger
Yes. Game changer and clean butthole.
Posted on 11/8/21 at 3:46 pm to LSUFreek
quote:you dont have two buttholes?
However, I am now confused how separate bidet bowls you routinely find at hotels work logistically. Do you wipe your arse on the regular toilet, then get up/move over to the bidet and rinse off, then move back to the toilet to pat dry? Seems potentially untidy.
Posted on 11/8/21 at 3:47 pm to White Bear
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So if not blocked by your sack where does the shitty water go? Seems messy and too much sugar for a dime IMO. But plenty folks seem to enjoy complicating the simplest of things.
Shouldn't you just use your sack as a "mud flap"?
Posted on 11/8/21 at 3:59 pm to wartiger2004
As someone who has had one. Yes. All day yes. I flooded in may and haven’t put one back in yet and I feel nasty and like a caveman using all this TP instead of just a little to dry.
Posted on 11/8/21 at 4:06 pm to wartiger2004
quote:Hell I guess?
Shouldn't you just use your sack as a "mud flap"?
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