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Bidets - Yes or No?

Posted on 11/8/21 at 10:11 am
Posted by OnCampusTiger
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2007
689 posts
Posted on 11/8/21 at 10:11 am
We got one for my parents a few years back. They were pretty grossed out, ready to return it. Set it up and within a week they were recommending it to anyone they could.

Serious, will change your life.
Baws, if you accidently got shite on your hand, would you just wipe it off or would you wash your hand?
Posted by djangochained
Gardere
Member since Jul 2013
19054 posts
Posted on 11/8/21 at 10:14 am to
id lick it off
Posted by Ingeniero
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2013
18300 posts
Posted on 11/8/21 at 10:14 am to
A million times yes. We have one and bought one for my in-laws and they said the same thing, that they didn't want it. Once it was set up they called us a week later and said it was the best thing ever.
Posted by Crow Pie
Neuro ICU - Tulane Med Center
Member since Feb 2010
25342 posts
Posted on 11/8/21 at 10:16 am to
Best 40 dollars I ever spent.
Posted by bostonag
Member since Oct 2021
20 posts
Posted on 11/8/21 at 10:16 am to
Yes, I cant go back
Posted by heatom2
At the plant, baw.
Member since Nov 2010
12812 posts
Posted on 11/8/21 at 10:16 am to
Oui
Posted by StrongOffer
Member since Sep 2020
4376 posts
Posted on 11/8/21 at 10:16 am to
You missed a great opportunity to say "Bidet, yay or nay"
Posted by T_don
Abbeville
Member since Dec 2019
300 posts
Posted on 11/8/21 at 10:16 am to
Baw idk that just seems like it would feel weird
Posted by Crow Pie
Neuro ICU - Tulane Med Center
Member since Feb 2010
25342 posts
Posted on 11/8/21 at 10:17 am to
Being girl trapped in my house I have saved $1000's in toilet paper alone.
Posted by DeltaTigerDelta
Member since Jan 2017
11313 posts
Posted on 11/8/21 at 10:17 am to
You can’t spell Bidet without Biden so he can wash my arse.
Posted by Lesalli
Member since Apr 2013
715 posts
Posted on 11/8/21 at 10:18 am to
I'll wait on a poop until I get home. I don't like taking a crap anywhere else. Still haven't gotten my wife on board with putting one in her bathroom.

I felt like a genius last year when everyone was fighting over toilet paper and I can make a roll last a month just pat drying the clean water off.
This post was edited on 11/8/21 at 10:23 am
Posted by Spelt it rong
Louisiana
Member since Oct 2012
10032 posts
Posted on 11/8/21 at 10:19 am to
Bidets are required in my home, but that's because we're classy.
Posted by sonoma8
Member since Oct 2006
7669 posts
Posted on 11/8/21 at 10:20 am to
I have a question about this so-called bidet, what is the regulated water pressure when it is thrusted against your sphincter?
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
140462 posts
Posted on 11/8/21 at 10:20 am to
Game changer


What sort of Neanderthal doesn’t like a high pressure reaming the gunk from your love muscle while prostrating?
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124389 posts
Posted on 11/8/21 at 10:21 am to
Bidets are awesome. I’ve got to get mine fixed. There’s a pressure issue
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
78159 posts
Posted on 11/8/21 at 10:21 am to
quote:

Baws, if you accidently got shite on your hand,
who does this happen to? you got parkinson's or something?

and i use our bidet occasionally..gets my butthole too wet and then the toliet paper dissolves when i try to dry it off so i end up using more toliet paper so i dont feel like its really doing that much.
Posted by Giantkiller
the internet.
Member since Sep 2007
20386 posts
Posted on 11/8/21 at 10:22 am to
We have one. Nobody thinks it will be something you use that much but once you've got it as part of your routine, you'll never be able to remember what it was like before it.
Posted by dandyjohn
Member since Apr 2009
804 posts
Posted on 11/8/21 at 10:22 am to
Yes. It's a trivial, but real example of how far the US is behind everywhere else. Disgusting that we walk around thinking we're clean after smearing shite around our butthole with a thin piece of paper.
Posted by Rebel
Graceland
Member since Jan 2005
131433 posts
Posted on 11/8/21 at 10:24 am to
I’m tryna to figure out a way to put one on my easy chair.

Watch a movie and get sparkling clean.
Posted by SG_Geaux
Beautiful St George
Member since Aug 2004
78026 posts
Posted on 11/8/21 at 10:24 am to
Will never not have one now.
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