Bars throughout Texas have been busted selling well brands as top shelf alcohol.

quote:

---

 "Operation Bottoms Up,"

---

And the pretentious buyers never noticed

I always wonder if casinos are typically giving you what you ask for

If you ask for crown and seven, are you just getting Canadian whiskey?

quote:

---

You think your are buying Grey Goose, but you're actually getting this:

---

Premium vodka is a myth anyway.

quote:

---

I bet this happens a lot throughout the US. You think your are buying Grey Goose, but you're actually getting this:

---

yep. And the wife and I discuss this when she orders. She loves top shelf but some places I just don't trust. And the pours can be shitty.

I have finally convinced her (after 22 years) that if you want to not get screwed when ordering, get a beer.

Never had this problem.

"What gin would you like?"

"Don't care."

I walk away happy.

If you don't drink at least redbreast as your last resort, then you have no right to complain anyways.

Sounds like dungbeetles complaining about the cow having diarrhea.

This is why I make bars let me watch them open a new bottle then I drink the entire thing so the next customer can do the same

quote:

---

You could put some McCormick through a Brita and never taste the difference between it and Belvedere. Truth.

---

some website showed that it would actually cost more to do this than buying the more expensive vodka.