Average time it takes to go "number two"

30 minutes

I don't care how long it takes my employees to dook as long as they get their shite done. If it starts being a problem and they are taking 15 bathroom breaks a day, then that's too much.

And honestly I don't clock myself when I go. 15 minutes a day seems reasonable but it depends on what I ate the night before bruh.

All depends on the amount of Tinder action I'm getting and what threads are on the OT that day.

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That's 11-15 minutes/day.

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How many minutes a day do you spend thinking about other people shitting?

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"number two"

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Are you 6 years old?

Boss makes a dollar
I make a dime
That's why I poop
On company time

I don't get it. I know many people that bring their cell phone with them into the john and spend time on social media or have a book/magazine to read. I'm far to busy/fast to deal with that.

I get in (seconds)
drop pants and sit (seconds)
start (5-10 seconds)
the act itself (20-30 seconds at most)
crank up the bidet (10 seconds)
wipe dry (5-10 seconds)
stand, pull up pants, tuck in shirt, button, and buckle (5 seconds)

and at that point I'm going to wash hands and such.

I'd venture to say that, unless I'm sick, I'm in and out of the thrown room within 2-3 minutes... average slightly under 2 minutes.

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2 Hours. If it's a large one I try to get a wank in at peak crest.

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Baw you nasty

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Baw you nasty 

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My responses usually reflect the dark sarcasm from the tone of the thread.

Time on the John is sacred. I don't rush things. That's how you get hurt.


15 minutes