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re: Ariana Grande T-Mobile Commercial

Posted on 10/26/16 at 9:14 pm to
Posted by el duderino III
People's Republic of Austin
Member since Jul 2011
2423 posts
Posted on 10/26/16 at 9:14 pm to
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She's a petite, early twenty-something woman who hasn't let herself go. I love seeing women like that.
that's great, and you're not wrong, but the rest of us are looking at her face
Posted by LucasP
Member since Apr 2012
21618 posts
Posted on 10/26/16 at 9:15 pm to
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She's a petite, early twenty-something woman who hasn't let herself go. I love seeing women like that.


It's not her figure or health, it's her freakishly young looking face. You can't say that her features look like those of a fully developed human adult.
Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
Member since Dec 2007
74342 posts
Posted on 10/26/16 at 9:21 pm to
Her and Selena Gomez are the first national sex symbols that I feel too old for. #lifeafter35
Posted by BobABooey
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2004
16141 posts
Posted on 10/26/16 at 9:22 pm to
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She likes the BBC.

I'm surprised. I thought that she and that nerdy ventriloquist kid were going to work out.
Posted by LSU Fan SLU Grad
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2006
4893 posts
Posted on 10/26/16 at 9:22 pm to
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This the new style with the fresh type of flow Wrist icicle, ride dick bicycle


Can i get a translation please?
Posted by Tridentds
Sugar Land
Member since Aug 2011
23986 posts
Posted on 10/26/16 at 9:26 pm to
She does nothing for me but I like some of her music and music videos. That commercial you are talking about... she is about the size of a 14 year old girl. Yuk.
Posted by Maytheporkbewithyou
Member since Aug 2016
14195 posts
Posted on 10/26/16 at 9:31 pm to
So, some of you dudes would let her lick your donuts?
Posted by LSUZombie
A Cemetery Near You
Member since Apr 2008
29701 posts
Posted on 10/26/16 at 9:37 pm to
Oh I'd totally hit it. The point of my thread was a pretty raunchy song being used for this commercial. Was just kind of surprised.
Posted by Bmath
LA
Member since Aug 2010
18912 posts
Posted on 10/26/16 at 9:39 pm to
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When you read rap, or whatever kinda music that is, lyrics it shows you how fricking awful that "music" is.


Pop music has been more about the beat and having a catchy melody. The "great" songs have an addictive hook, but the rest of the lyrics really don't matter.
Posted by Mo Jeaux
Member since Aug 2008
64084 posts
Posted on 10/26/16 at 9:40 pm to
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that's great, and you're not wrong, but the rest of us are looking at her face



She doesn't have jowls Again, maybe y'all are used to the modern "average" American woman that is 30 pounds heavier than the average American woman of 30 years ago.

Posted by Mo Jeaux
Member since Aug 2008
64084 posts
Posted on 10/26/16 at 9:41 pm to
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It's not her figure or health, it's her freakishly young looking face. You can't say that her features look like those of a fully developed human adult.


go away, Lucas.
Posted by BeerMoney
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2012
8937 posts
Posted on 10/26/16 at 9:44 pm to
I'd lick dat balloon knot baws.
Posted by Scooba
Member since Jun 2013
20017 posts
Posted on 10/26/16 at 9:49 pm to
And I feel sorry for guys like you who see a girl with no arse, no chest, and the face of a 9th grader and are incapable of keeping their hand out their pants.

Sorry bro, some men prefer women with a figure that doesn't look like she's still in the Girl Scouts.

Posted by BeerMoney
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2012
8937 posts
Posted on 10/26/16 at 9:50 pm to
WHO THE frick DOWNVOTED MY shite??? WHICH ONE OF YOU BAWS HAD THE AUDACITY TO DOWNVOTE MY shite!
Posted by Mo Jeaux
Member since Aug 2008
64084 posts
Posted on 10/26/16 at 9:53 pm to
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Sorry bro, some men prefer women with a figure that doesn't look like she's still in the Girl Scouts.



I'm sure you pull women like that, bro. Enjoy your fatties. Let's face it, you'd cream yourself if a girl that looked half way as decent as AG so much as spoke to you.
Posted by Scooba
Member since Jun 2013
20017 posts
Posted on 10/26/16 at 9:58 pm to
Fatties...

Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
148031 posts
Posted on 10/26/16 at 10:10 pm to
I prefer something between a Meghan Trainor, Adele, Taylor Swift mix. Attitude, curves, good looking, mature, money, and a good voice.
Posted by shel311
McKinney, Texas
Member since Aug 2004
112924 posts
Posted on 10/26/16 at 10:12 pm to
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And I feel sorry for guys like you who see a girl with no arse, no chest, and the face of a 9th grader and are incapable of keeping their hand out their pants.

Sorry bro, some men prefer women with a figure that doesn't look like she's still in the Girl Scouts.

Pssst, it's not a 1 or the other thing...
Posted by bamafan1001
Member since Jun 2011
15783 posts
Posted on 10/26/16 at 10:34 pm to
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Meghan Trainor, Adele, Taylor Swift


Gross you must be black
Posted by Sid in Lakeshore
Member since Oct 2008
41956 posts
Posted on 10/26/16 at 10:39 pm to
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She does nothing for me but I like some of her music and music videos.


That's exactly arse-backwards of the way any heterosexual male should feel about this little lady.
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