re: Anyone ever try the bar room experiment

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He then has a Freudian slip because he admits his was a story not an experience.

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not sure what I just read, but

Does it work at pools too? Cuz I'm currently poolside at the Aria surrounded by 30 OT 10s, one of whom's arse is about 18 inches from my face as i type this

Actually I could see where this would work. I'd say 5 out of 10.

Only at a bar or club or something

You really suck

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Actually I could see where this would work. I'd say 5 out of 10.

Only at a bar or club or something

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you should try bars in central/south America

I didn't use those exact words, but as a single man, in my early 40's, I did try this one time - with some slightly changed but equally as blunt phraseology - and it worked.

I hadn't been single all that long at the time, was feeling particularly studly at the time, had been working out a bunch, carried 40 pretty well, and just nutted up and tried it. And it really did actually work. From the first steps into the bar, to consummation, it took literally less than 10 minutes. Closer to 5. (I lived one mile from the place).

I swear, this was the entirety of the whole episode.

1. Walk into bar
2. Order beer (we're now at one minute)
3. Get beer/survey bar (we're now at two minutes)
4. Approach the surveyed....and here's the entire conversation:

Me: Are you here with someone?
Her: Yeah, .....why?
Me: Well, because you're the best looking lady in this bar, I was wanting to (insert insanely blunt proposition here).
Her: OMG!! Giggles. Who are you? Giggles. Where do you live? Giggles.
Me: I'm TigerTrey, and live real close. About a mile down the road.
Her: OK. He's playing in the pool tournament, and won't miss me for a while. Meet me in the parking lot in one minute.

I've now been there about 5 minutes, tops.

I swear that's how long it took. That, plus a one mile ride, and a walk into the house. About 15 minutes later, I brought her back to the bar. She got me to drop her off about a quarter mile from this place, right there on Highway 4. She walked in about 2 or 3 minutes after I got back there, and all her friends are freaking out (OMG, WHERE YA BEEN, WE WERE SO WORRIED, BLAH BLAH). Not sure what she told them. She really was the best looking lady in the bar too. OT 6, IRL 8. About my age/lil younger, with LONG legs.

I'd think it would be easier at 40 than 20 to pull that off. In high school and college, I never had near as much luck in the poon department as my friends. I always seemed to date/hit on the "pure" ones, that were insistent upon staying that way. But I racked up as an older/single guy, using pretty much "the bar room experiment", but modified/keyed down about 3 gears usually. I mean it wasn't THAT easy every time, but a couple of more times, it wasn't just all that much harder either. All those polls and surveys that speak so highly of the power of confidence? They're on point.

For those of y'all that live in or around the Ruston area, the "joint" this happened in - and it is just that - a sure enough joint - is that place just out of Weston, between Jonesboro and Quitman. Rob's Place or whatever it's called. Whatever picture comes to your mind when the word "honkey tonk" is used, that's this place. It would be TEAMING w/low hanging fruit, some of which was pretty dang talented, in a country sort of way.

I tried it. It works. But you can't just say "wanna frick". You have to be a little more poetic

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I'm currently poolside at the Aria surrounded by 30 OT 10s

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and you're posting on here?

You must be a female.

I identified the chick in the white bikini as the hottest girl at the pool. Admittedly a bad picture. She looks like a bond girl with her hair all perfect in the hot white bikini. So I approached, and she's from England so she has a British accent which almost made me finish right there. But we're both going to Haze at Aria tonight, got a buddy to hook me up with bottle service for us and her friends, and it's on...