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Anyone else think they could take on a tiger in single combat?
Posted on 4/7/17 at 10:58 am
Posted on 4/7/17 at 10:58 am
I was watching Louis CK and he talks about a mental game he plays called "Of course....but maybe"
Got me thinking and while so called science tells me I'd go down, I think I got a real shot, at least 50/50 provided I had a spear and the tiger doesn't get a running start. I know they can carry small sand people up a tree like they're a toy but who can't? frickers don't seem that tough.
Anyone else feel this way. If I didn't have the spear I'd have no shot of course...
Got me thinking and while so called science tells me I'd go down, I think I got a real shot, at least 50/50 provided I had a spear and the tiger doesn't get a running start. I know they can carry small sand people up a tree like they're a toy but who can't? frickers don't seem that tough.
Anyone else feel this way. If I didn't have the spear I'd have no shot of course...
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Posted on 4/7/17 at 10:59 am to Big_Slim
quote:Maybe this one
Anyone else think they could take on a tiger in single combat?
Posted on 4/7/17 at 10:59 am to Big_Slim
Easily
Posted on 4/7/17 at 11:00 am to Big_Slim
You better be quick......... one of you will have jungle cat agility and cat-like reflexes. The other will have a knife on a stick
Posted on 4/7/17 at 11:00 am to Big_Slim
No
Your only shot is to go for the eyes. They also have a gag reflex if you ram your arm down their throat. Either way, they are way to fast and powerful to fight without a weapon.
Your only shot is to go for the eyes. They also have a gag reflex if you ram your arm down their throat. Either way, they are way to fast and powerful to fight without a weapon.
Posted on 4/7/17 at 11:00 am to Big_Slim
Good luck stopping this with a spear
Posted on 4/7/17 at 11:01 am to Bmath
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They also have a gag reflex if you ram your arm down their throat
Now you're trying to fight with one arm and profuse bleeding
Posted on 4/7/17 at 11:01 am to Big_Slim
If I was near a tiger, I'd be like this:
Posted on 4/7/17 at 11:02 am to Big_Slim
I don't like your chances, Slim
A wild tiger is a mean mf'er. I think it would pounce on you before you could even react with your spear.
A wild tiger is a mean mf'er. I think it would pounce on you before you could even react with your spear.
Posted on 4/7/17 at 11:02 am to Tigeralum2008
That last gif has me 
Posted on 4/7/17 at 11:03 am to Big_Slim
quote:
I was watching Louis CK and he talks about a mental game he plays called "Of course....but maybe" Got me thinking and while so called science tells me I'd go down, I think I got a real shot, at least 50/50 provided I had a spear and the tiger doesn't get a running start. I know they can carry small sand people up a tree like they're a toy but who can't? frickers don't seem that tough. Anyone else feel this way. If I didn't have the spear I'd have no shot of course...
Do you mind if I use your idea here to pick up chicks in bars? I think that if I brought up the topic of how I could defeat a Tiger in single combat armed only with a knife that I'd attract females at bars, and they would sleep with me.
Posted on 4/7/17 at 11:03 am to LSUZombie
Alright well obviously I'm not talking about a god damn mutant tiger like the one in that picture. Jesus H that's a grizzly tiger, give myself 20/80 on one that size
Posted on 4/7/17 at 11:05 am to Big_Slim
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Alright well obviously I'm not talking about a god damn mutant tiger like the one in that picture.
Siberian Tiger, baw. You didn't specify the tiger you would be fighting.
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give myself 20/80 on one that size
That's very generous
Posted on 4/7/17 at 11:05 am to Big_Slim
You'd probably want the thing to charge. More force for when you put your spear in it.
But, you best not fricking miss. If it ain't dead when it gets inside the spear tip...you're done.
But, you best not fricking miss. If it ain't dead when it gets inside the spear tip...you're done.
Posted on 4/7/17 at 11:05 am to Champagne
I think you'd have a better chance of successfully fighting a tiger than picking up chicks by talking about fighting tigers.
Posted on 4/7/17 at 11:05 am to Big_Slim
Does the diamond cutter work on tigers?
If so, then yes.
If so, then yes.
Posted on 4/7/17 at 11:06 am to Big_Slim
One of their biggest advantages is the sneak attack
well I guess one of their many big advantages
well I guess one of their many big advantages
Posted on 4/7/17 at 11:06 am to BCMCubs
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Does the diamond cutter work on tigers?
If so, then yes.
Wait for him to pounce and then one RKO OUTTA NO WHERE is all you would need.
Posted on 4/7/17 at 11:07 am to Tigeralum2008
That first gif is exactly what popped into my mind when I started reading the OP's title.
That, or one where a tiger is leaping a fence around 15' high.
That second gif...
That, or one where a tiger is leaping a fence around 15' high.
That second gif...
Posted on 4/7/17 at 11:08 am to Big_Slim
Tiger has a bad back.
I think I would whoop his arse right now.
I think I would whoop his arse right now.
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