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re: Any Mitch Hedberg Fans?
Posted on 1/21/15 at 10:59 pm to djangochained
Posted on 1/21/15 at 10:59 pm to djangochained
quote:eta he was one of those guys who just had a unique way of looking at everything. His one liners made you think "huh, that's hilarious. I never thought about it in that way."
He was one of the greatest
This post was edited on 1/21/15 at 11:01 pm
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Posted on 1/21/15 at 11:03 pm to When in Rome
This plus his delivery = comedy gold!
Posted on 1/21/15 at 11:05 pm to tigerpimpbot
Yup. I learned about him after he died, but I have enjoyed listening to his standup.
Posted on 1/21/15 at 11:07 pm to When in Rome
quote:
eta he was one of those guys who just had a unique way of looking at everything. His one liners made you think "huh, that's hilarious. I never thought about it in that way."
He was just so damned literal.
Posted on 1/21/15 at 11:08 pm to batonrougebuck
This can't be a serious question. A better question is who is not a Mitch Hedberg fan?
Posted on 1/21/15 at 11:08 pm to batonrougebuck
quote:
bought a doughnut and they gave me a receipt for the doughnut. I don't need a receipt for the doughnut. I'll just give you the money, and you give me the doughnut, end of transaction. We don't need to bring ink and paper into this. I just can't imagine a scenario where I would have to prove that I bought a doughnut. Some skeptical friend: "Don't even act like I didn't get that doughnut! I got the documentation right here...oh, wait it's at home...in the file...under "D".
Posted on 1/21/15 at 11:09 pm to When in Rome
When I was a boy, I laid in my twin-sized bed and wondered where my brother was.
Is a hippopotamus a hippopotamus? Or just a really cool opotamus?
I don’t have a microwave oven, but I do have a clock that occasionally cooks stuff.
Is a hippopotamus a hippopotamus? Or just a really cool opotamus?
I don’t have a microwave oven, but I do have a clock that occasionally cooks stuff.
Posted on 1/21/15 at 11:13 pm to Jake88
Where are all the during photos?
Posted on 1/21/15 at 11:31 pm to John McClane
quote:
This can't be a serious question. A better question is who is not a Mitch Hedberg fan?
Fans of Jeff Dunham
Posted on 1/21/15 at 11:32 pm to CocoLoco
Fair point, Coco
Posted on 1/21/15 at 11:34 pm to batonrougebuck
Nope. None at all.
"I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, “You’re gonna have to move, you’re blocking a fire exit.” As though if there was a fire, I wasn’t gonna run. If you’re flammable and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit."--Mitch
EDIT: one of my favorites
"But when you do comedy, you have to start strong and you have to finish strong. Those are the tricks, right? You can't be like pancakes; all exciting at first, then by the end, you're sick of them."
"I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, “You’re gonna have to move, you’re blocking a fire exit.” As though if there was a fire, I wasn’t gonna run. If you’re flammable and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit."--Mitch
EDIT: one of my favorites
"But when you do comedy, you have to start strong and you have to finish strong. Those are the tricks, right? You can't be like pancakes; all exciting at first, then by the end, you're sick of them."
This post was edited on 1/21/15 at 11:43 pm
Posted on 1/21/15 at 11:46 pm to TigerstuckinMS
Hahaha
Posted on 1/22/15 at 12:04 am to jose canseco
I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.
I used to buy a lot of M&Ms; they're a delicious candy. But then I switched to aspirin. I find if you hand your friend two aspirin, he doesn't look at you like you're selfish.
Sometimes when you're too drunk on stage, people get mad, they say "Can I get my money back?" That would be funny if people could get their money back for other shite when I was really drunk. Like, "I saw Mitch Hedberg. He was drunk... and I want to return this saw.
I used to buy a lot of M&Ms; they're a delicious candy. But then I switched to aspirin. I find if you hand your friend two aspirin, he doesn't look at you like you're selfish.
Sometimes when you're too drunk on stage, people get mad, they say "Can I get my money back?" That would be funny if people could get their money back for other shite when I was really drunk. Like, "I saw Mitch Hedberg. He was drunk... and I want to return this saw.
Posted on 1/22/15 at 12:11 am to mattz1122
quote:
itch Hedberg Fans?
I much prefer Jeff Dunham.
You win.
Posted on 1/22/15 at 12:16 am to TigerstuckinMS
quote:
But when you do comedy, you have to start strong and you have to finish strong. Those are the tricks, right? You can't be like pancakes; all exciting at first, then by the end, you're sick of them."
His delivery made that decent joke elite IMO.
This post was edited on 1/22/15 at 12:17 am
Posted on 1/22/15 at 6:46 am to batonrougebuck
Dane cook > Mitch hedberg
Fact
Fact
Posted on 1/22/15 at 6:46 am to tigerpimpbot
I had a parrot once.
The parrot could talk.
It never said 'I was hungry'..
So it died.
The parrot could talk.
It never said 'I was hungry'..
So it died.
Posted on 1/22/15 at 6:48 am to aaronb023
Posted on 1/22/15 at 7:52 am to batonrougebuck
He is funny the first time you hear him. After that it gets boring and annoying. I feel because he died many people inflate how great he was. If you say through a show, you often got bored because many of the one liners just weren't funny the popular ones people quote on here were far and few between.
Posted on 1/22/15 at 8:01 am to Clark W Griswold
I used to be a hot-tar roofer. Yeah, I remember that... day.
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