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re: Any Mitch Hedberg Fans?
Posted on 1/21/15 at 8:38 pm to batonrougebuck
Posted on 1/21/15 at 8:38 pm to batonrougebuck
"I think Pringles' original intention was to make tennis balls... but on the day the rubber was supposed to show up a truckload of potatoes came. Pringles is a laid-back company, so they just said, 'frick it, cut em up!'"
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Posted on 1/21/15 at 8:42 pm to batonrougebuck
Dude wasn't that funny until he died then it was cool to love him.
Posted on 1/21/15 at 8:43 pm to notslim99
Alcoholism is a disease, but it's the only disease you can get yelled at for having. "Damn it Otto, you're an alcoholic." "Damn it Otto, you have lupus." One of those two doesn't sound right.
Posted on 1/21/15 at 8:46 pm to SG_Geaux
He died before I even heard of him, but I didn't know he was dead until about 3-4 years ago. 
Posted on 1/21/15 at 8:49 pm to GRTiger
I can't tell the truth without sounding like a hipster
Posted on 1/21/15 at 8:50 pm to batonrougebuck
quote:
Any Mitch Hedberg Fans?
everyone that said this line fricked up an opportunity, so ill do it...
i used to be a mitch hedberg fan. i still am, but i used to be one too.
Posted on 1/21/15 at 8:51 pm to BigOrangeBri
Haha what's happened to the Durane's?
Posted on 1/21/15 at 8:52 pm to rockchlkjayhku11
It occurred to me, didn't want to alter the master's joke
Posted on 1/21/15 at 8:52 pm to genro
I guess I'm the anti hipster.
Dude is funny, and his delivery is masterful. That's all I care about.
Dude is funny, and his delivery is masterful. That's all I care about.
Posted on 1/21/15 at 9:02 pm to batonrougebuck
I can't tell you what hotel I'm stayin' in, but I can say that there are two trees involved. They said, "Let's call this hotel "Something...Tree", so they had a meeting; it...it was quite short. "How 'bout Tree?" "No, Double Tree." "Hell yeah! Meeting adjourned!" I had my heart set on "Quadruple Tree"... damnit, we were almost there!
Posted on 1/21/15 at 9:07 pm to GRTiger
You know on tv, they have a fishing show on tv, they catch a fish but they let it go. They don't want to eat the fish, but they do want to make it late for something.
Where were you?
I got caught.
Liar. Let me see the inside of your lip.
Where were you?
I got caught.
Liar. Let me see the inside of your lip.
Posted on 1/21/15 at 9:47 pm to johnnydrama
Don't bother ringing it up; it's for a duck.
I would like to have a product that was available for 3 easy payments and one frickin' complicated payment. We ain't gonna tell you which payment it is, but one of these payments is gonna be a bitch!
I would like to have a product that was available for 3 easy payments and one frickin' complicated payment. We ain't gonna tell you which payment it is, but one of these payments is gonna be a bitch!
Posted on 1/21/15 at 9:48 pm to BrentED
I got an oscillating fan. I turn it on and ask it questions it would say no to... like are you hot?
Posted on 1/21/15 at 9:52 pm to batonrougebuck
"The last time I called shotgun, we had rented a limo, so I fricked up."
Posted on 1/21/15 at 9:54 pm to batonrougebuck
Bigfoot is blurry.
RIP Mitch
RIP Mitch
Posted on 1/21/15 at 9:55 pm to batonrougebuck
Shouldn't the sign read escalator temporarily stairs. Sorry for the convenience.
Posted on 1/21/15 at 10:04 pm to batonrougebuck
What weighs a lot forwards but not backwards? A ton man!
Posted on 1/21/15 at 10:05 pm to SG_Geaux
Mitch H was always funny!!!
I got so much tartar on my teeth, I don't need to dip my fish sticks in shite.
This shirt is dry clean only, which means it's dirty.
I got so much tartar on my teeth, I don't need to dip my fish sticks in shite.
This shirt is dry clean only, which means it's dirty.
This post was edited on 1/21/15 at 10:15 pm
Posted on 1/21/15 at 10:54 pm to bradwieser
He was great. RIP
Posted on 1/21/15 at 10:57 pm to tigerjunior
quote:
I never joined the army because "at ease" never seemed that easy to me. It seemed rather uptight, still. I do not relax by putting my arms behind my back and parting my legs slightly, that does not equal ease to me. At ease is not being in the military. I'm eased bro, cause I'm not in the military.
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