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re: Any ideas on how to handle neighbor from Hell?

Posted on 3/7/16 at 2:10 pm to
Posted by Honest Tune
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2011
15820 posts
Posted on 3/7/16 at 2:10 pm to
I read all that, and I feel sorry for you, dude. After thinking about it, the only way you will be rid of the problem is to move or have her "go on a long vacation to a swampy area and never come back." Unfortunately, women only get crazier the older they get and she will be a thorn the size of a Jesus - crown in your side for the rest of yalls time as neighbors.
Posted by CoachChappy
Member since May 2013
32605 posts
Posted on 3/7/16 at 2:10 pm to
I'm not suggesting murder, but it would be funny if she ended up buried in that 1 foot sections that's on your side of the fence.
Posted by Peazey
Metry
Member since Apr 2012
25418 posts
Posted on 3/7/16 at 2:10 pm to
This requires swift action. You have to assert your dominance. Take a shite on her welcome mat. If that doesn't work ascending demonstrations of power will have to be made. Consult later if step one doesn't work.
Posted by NYCAuburn
TD Platinum Membership/SECr Sheriff
Member since Feb 2011
57002 posts
Posted on 3/7/16 at 2:11 pm to
quote:

Start your own Youtube channel with the hilarious shenanigans of your crazy neighbor.



A little editing and he could have millions of views. might as well make a few bucks
Posted by CaptainsWafer
TD Platinum Member
Member since Feb 2006
58390 posts
Posted on 3/7/16 at 2:11 pm to
Does she bother the other neighbors?


If not, throw them under the bus and maybe she'll leave you alone and bother them.
Posted by beauchristopher
new orleans
Member since Jan 2008
66266 posts
Posted on 3/7/16 at 2:11 pm to
Yes film her!! Post the videos. Ha.

Posted by Phil A Sheo
equinsu ocha
Member since Aug 2011
12166 posts
Posted on 3/7/16 at 2:12 pm to
Next time that crazy bitch climbs up on a ladder to yell at you.... Spray dat bitch with the garden hose
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
59762 posts
Posted on 3/7/16 at 2:12 pm to
Either PIIHB

Or

Poop on her front porch


One of these will fix everything
Posted by Teufelhunden
Galvez, LA
Member since Feb 2005
5587 posts
Posted on 3/7/16 at 2:12 pm to
You might want to get some video of her doing these things. Start building your case now, because the way she's going you'll be defending yourself in court for some shite she made up.
Posted by bigrob385series
B. Aura
Member since May 2014
2634 posts
Posted on 3/7/16 at 2:13 pm to
should have set her fence on fire when you had the chance.
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
Lurking the Tin Foil Hat Board
Member since Jul 2009
47697 posts
Posted on 3/7/16 at 2:14 pm to
1.Put your side of the fence back up with the shitty side facing her property.

2. Never ever ever park in your driveway ever again. Always park in the street. (Preferably with your boat attached)

3. Are you allowed to change the color of your trash cans? If so, paint them the ugliest, brightest, color you can and start putting them out the day before trash day and bringing them back in, the day after trash day.

4. Do all of your drinking in your front yard from now on.

5. Every single time anyone uses her pool, grab your 8 foot ladder and lean it over the fence and start complaining to anyone over there about all the noise and splashing.

That should get you started
This post was edited on 3/7/16 at 2:43 pm
Posted by KLSU
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2003
10328 posts
Posted on 3/7/16 at 2:14 pm to
quote:

Any ideas on how to handle neighbor from Hell?


Walk around naked in your yard?
Posted by Golfer
Member since Nov 2005
75052 posts
Posted on 3/7/16 at 2:14 pm to
I would do five things:

1. Document everything listed below with details, dates, etc. Continue doing it for any future events.

2. Install security cameras. Especially with visual of the fence line to record the next incident.

3. When that next instance of harassment comes. Notify the police. And continue to do it each and every time.

4. Inform the HOA each time she harasses you and your family as well.

5. Call an attorney.
Posted by Darla Hood
Near that place by that other place
Member since Aug 2012
14033 posts
Posted on 3/7/16 at 2:14 pm to
quote:

just ignore her (as I have for a decade) and hope she eventually just chills the frick out?

After all this time, do you honestly think she will ever chill out? Like others have said, start documenting. She's harassing you.
Posted by cleeveclever
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2008
2046 posts
Posted on 3/7/16 at 2:14 pm to
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This post was edited on 9/24/20 at 10:06 pm
Posted by b-rab2
N. Louisiana
Member since Dec 2005
12578 posts
Posted on 3/7/16 at 2:15 pm to
Upvote for the youtube.
Posted by LSUMJ
BR
Member since Sep 2004
19918 posts
Posted on 3/7/16 at 2:15 pm to
can you get a restraining order in something like this?
Posted by beauchristopher
new orleans
Member since Jan 2008
66266 posts
Posted on 3/7/16 at 2:16 pm to
the kid in me wants to suggest you hire some kids to TP her house just for shits and giggles.

But that's not mature and could cause more problems
Posted by Coater
Madison, MS
Member since Jun 2005
33079 posts
Posted on 3/7/16 at 2:16 pm to
My BP went up just reading that. Sucks you have a crazy neighbor but try to use her craziness to your benefit. Start recording her and her crazy actions. Once you have enough, go to police to prove harassment.
Posted by meauxjeaux2
watson
Member since Oct 2007
60283 posts
Posted on 3/7/16 at 2:16 pm to
quote:

No one is reading all that shite..
i did.
Why be such a dick?
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