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re: Another "Best Advice You Ever Got" Thread.
Posted on 8/25/15 at 9:28 pm to yankeeundercover
Posted on 8/25/15 at 9:28 pm to yankeeundercover
Better to have whiskey and not need it, then need whiskey and not have it
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Posted on 8/25/15 at 9:31 pm to yankeeundercover
The whole definition of insanity speech my dad gave me circa summer of 2012 after my 3rd year of college. Crazy how much your life can change with just one minor twist. For those who haven't gotten the definition of insanity speech "son you know what the definition of insanity is? Doing the same shite over and over and expecting different results."
Posted on 8/25/15 at 9:58 pm to yankeeundercover
Never get less than 12 hours sleep
Never play cards with a guy that has the same first name as a city
Never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body
Never play cards with a guy that has the same first name as a city
Never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body
Posted on 8/25/15 at 10:00 pm to Tiger1242
"You've got to lick it, before you kick it! You've got to make it soft and wet before you stick it!"
Posted on 8/25/15 at 10:01 pm to soccerfüt
quote:
"You don't need to punish my cervix to make me happy."
Posted on 8/25/15 at 10:04 pm to yankeeundercover
"Marry well." --college professor
Posted on 8/25/15 at 10:06 pm to yankeeundercover
I've posted this one in a similar thread, but it is the best advice for a 16-30 yr old man.
If you're ever questioning whether or not to bang a chick, jerk it first. Soon as you're done, you'll know the answer.
If you're ever questioning whether or not to bang a chick, jerk it first. Soon as you're done, you'll know the answer.
Posted on 8/25/15 at 10:13 pm to yankeeundercover
quote:
90% of all pleasure in your life and 90% of all pain in your life is a result of your spouse...
choose wisely...
This
Posted on 8/25/15 at 10:15 pm to yankeeundercover
"Everyone's problems are big to them(selves)"
This post was edited on 8/25/15 at 10:16 pm
Posted on 8/25/15 at 10:21 pm to yankeeundercover
i can do all things through my fall guy who strengthens me
Posted on 8/25/15 at 10:27 pm to jose canseco
quote:
Better to have whiskey and not need it, then need whiskey and not have it
This is one I live by. Also, same motto with condoms.
Posted on 8/25/15 at 10:30 pm to yankeeundercover
Too many to mention, but the one that comes to mind for no particular reason is: have children when you are young, when you don't mind being up all night, because as you get older, you have less tolerance for that.
Posted on 8/25/15 at 10:35 pm to yankeeundercover
"That is what the good lord has given you tonight. Don't let him down".
Told this after passing on a big girl in college.
Told this after passing on a big girl in college.
Posted on 8/25/15 at 10:37 pm to yankeeundercover
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This post was edited on 1/11/21 at 12:26 am
Posted on 8/25/15 at 10:38 pm to AudubonEagle
quote:
"That is what the good lord has given you tonight. Don't let him down". Told this after passing on a big girl in college.
"For my thoughts are not your thoughts, neither are your ways my ways, saith the LORD."-Isaiah 55:8
tl/dr: Big Girl? Nope, nope, nope, nope...
This post was edited on 8/25/15 at 10:40 pm
Posted on 8/25/15 at 10:43 pm to soccerfüt
It worked enough times for me to hate him for it. At 3 AM, it seemed like solid logic.
Posted on 8/25/15 at 10:45 pm to soccerfüt
quote:'preciate-cha for that... I don't speak "bible"
tl/dr: Big Girl? Nope, nope, nope, nope...
Posted on 8/26/15 at 12:23 am to yankeeundercover
Or, put another way- It is dangerous to presume the mind of the LORD.
Posted on 8/26/15 at 12:28 am to yankeeundercover
My dad told me to never pass up an opportunity to shut the frick up.
Posted on 8/26/15 at 1:18 am to yankeeundercover
The one everyone knows: Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me.
everyone needs to live by this^
everyone needs to live by this^
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