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Another "Best Advice You Ever Got" Thread.

Posted on 8/25/15 at 9:00 pm
Posted by yankeeundercover
Buffalo, NY
Member since Jan 2010
36370 posts
Posted on 8/25/15 at 9:00 pm
Mine is a toss up...

My Grandfather once told me, "If you pass up a piece of pussy, you're a piece of pussy behind for the rest of your life."

then later, my Mother told me, "Be careful of passionate people... because passion swings both ways"

I think Mom's advice was much more universal.

Go.
Posted by Scruffy
Kansas City
Member since Jul 2011
72000 posts
Posted on 8/25/15 at 9:01 pm to
There is a fine line between dumb and stupid. Dumb is alright, just don't be stupid.
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
117677 posts
Posted on 8/25/15 at 9:02 pm to
"That chick has herpes, don't bang her."


-my baw talking about Cheryl Mercedes
Posted by cubsfan5150
Member since Nov 2007
15745 posts
Posted on 8/25/15 at 9:02 pm to
I was once told to downvote terrible threads.
Posted by tiggerthetooth
Big Momma's House
Member since Oct 2010
61103 posts
Posted on 8/25/15 at 9:02 pm to
"Pull out when you're about to jizz. "
Posted by Swoopin
Member since Jun 2011
22030 posts
Posted on 8/25/15 at 9:03 pm to
Must give your life real purpose for your grandad to admit that your grandma just so happened to be one he didn't pull out of
Posted by Spankum
Miss-sippi
Member since Jan 2007
55970 posts
Posted on 8/25/15 at 9:04 pm to
90% of all pleasure in your life and 90% of all pain in your life is a result of your spouse...

choose wisely...
Posted by cgrand
HAMMOND
Member since Oct 2009
38632 posts
Posted on 8/25/15 at 9:04 pm to
be kind
Posted by Nativebullet
Natchez, MS
Member since Feb 2011
5134 posts
Posted on 8/25/15 at 9:06 pm to
"Wipe your butt with Wet Wipes". I forgot who told me this.
Posted by biglego
Ask your mom where I been
Member since Nov 2007
76167 posts
Posted on 8/25/15 at 9:08 pm to
"Your girlfriend fricked your cousin so you should probably look into that"
Posted by Btrtigerfan
Disgruntled employee
Member since Dec 2007
21362 posts
Posted on 8/25/15 at 9:09 pm to
It was a private message from the admins. It was really good advice.
Posted by BayouWrangler
Member since Feb 2011
1231 posts
Posted on 8/25/15 at 9:15 pm to
At an early point in my career I was very ambitious for more money and my godfather told me

"Employers don't give people more money because they want it. They pay based on the amount of responsibility someone can bear. Chase more responsibility and demonstrate you can handle it and the money will follow."

I've been chasing responsibility ever since and it has definitely paid off.
Posted by LucasP
Member since Apr 2012
21618 posts
Posted on 8/25/15 at 9:18 pm to
"If your up to down vote ratio is one to eight, your thread may have been done too many times"

-your whore mother



Edited for accuracy.
This post was edited on 8/25/15 at 10:55 pm
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
134840 posts
Posted on 8/25/15 at 9:21 pm to
You can tell a lot about a man by how he shakes hands.
Posted by HubbaBubba
F_uck Joe Biden, TX
Member since Oct 2010
45703 posts
Posted on 8/25/15 at 9:24 pm to
"If you insist on making assumptions, always assume you are wrong."

-Dad telling me to rely on facts and not conjecture.
Posted by yurintroubl
Dallas, Tx.
Member since Apr 2008
30160 posts
Posted on 8/25/15 at 9:25 pm to
"Big picture - No time spent trying to benefit somebody else should be considered wasted time."

I embrace the fact that effort often makes you a better person even if it doesn't make the other person a better person.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65506 posts
Posted on 8/25/15 at 9:25 pm to
"You don't need to punish my cervix to make me happy."
Posted by slaphappy
Kansas City
Member since Nov 2005
2340 posts
Posted on 8/25/15 at 9:25 pm to
Before you marry the girl, take a long look at the mother...that is your future!
Posted by mattz1122
Member since Oct 2007
52743 posts
Posted on 8/25/15 at 9:28 pm to
Obligatory advice from your grandpa about pussy.
Posted by Tiger1242
Member since Jul 2011
31895 posts
Posted on 8/25/15 at 9:28 pm to
If you can honestly say you did everything you could do be successful in what you are trying to accomplish, you can always be happy with the result
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