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Annoying questions people ask parents of several children..
Posted on 1/10/14 at 3:21 pm
Posted on 1/10/14 at 3:21 pm
Do you know what causes that?
Yes, and is actually pretty fun.
Are all those yours(get asked this while shopping.. I mean why would someone go shopping with 5 kids that aren't theirs, that would be insane)?
Yes and there is one on the way. (should see their faces when this is said)
Are they all by the same man/woman (I guess thinking I had a couple and she had a couple before we got married)?
I know it's 2014, but really that's a bit much..
Anyone else have any good ones?
Yes, and is actually pretty fun.
Are all those yours(get asked this while shopping.. I mean why would someone go shopping with 5 kids that aren't theirs, that would be insane)?
Yes and there is one on the way. (should see their faces when this is said)
Are they all by the same man/woman (I guess thinking I had a couple and she had a couple before we got married)?
I know it's 2014, but really that's a bit much..
Anyone else have any good ones?
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Posted on 1/10/14 at 3:22 pm to CENLALSUFAN
quote:
Do you know what causes that?
Yes, and not willing to quit
FIFY.
Posted on 1/10/14 at 3:23 pm to CENLALSUFAN
quote:
Anyone else have any good ones?
'Wow, you two must really love each other.'
'I don't think it's fair. You can't give enough attention to each kid.'
Posted on 1/10/14 at 3:24 pm to Chaplain
quote:
FIFY
Yup that works.. Lol
Posted on 1/10/14 at 3:24 pm to CENLALSUFAN
quote:
Are all those yours(get asked this while shopping.. I mean why would someone go shopping with 5 kids that aren't theirs, that would be insane)?
Have you heard of nieces & nephews? no? I shop with mines a lot.
Posted on 1/10/14 at 3:24 pm to CENLALSUFAN
quote:
5 kids
quote:
one on the way
I'd rather spray guts as well, but you may want to try mixing it up with the belly button puddle, or the back dimple fill, or hell even a good ole facial every once in a while.
Posted on 1/10/14 at 3:25 pm to Hopeful Doc
quote:
'I don't think it's fair. You can't give enough attention to each kid.
That's why we have more so they can give each other attention, less work for us.. (should see the looks on that one.. Of course being sarcastic)
Posted on 1/10/14 at 3:26 pm to CENLALSUFAN
I have five.
Moron stranger: "Don't you know what causes that"?..... Hysterical laughter.
Me: "Yeah, and I'm goooood at it." .....Uncomfortable silence.
Moron stranger: "Don't you know what causes that"?..... Hysterical laughter.
Me: "Yeah, and I'm goooood at it." .....Uncomfortable silence.
This post was edited on 1/10/14 at 3:27 pm
Posted on 1/10/14 at 3:26 pm to CENLALSUFAN
When I get questions like these I just give the person asking a blank stare.
Posted on 1/10/14 at 3:27 pm to CENLALSUFAN
how many kids do you have? A buddy of mine is #5 of 11. His parents are old school Irish Catholics (his mom is FROM Ireland) so there was no birth control going on in that house.
Posted on 1/10/14 at 3:27 pm to JordonfortheJ
quote:
I shop with mines a lot.
At the same time or one one day and another the next.. And 5 or is it a smaller number like 2 or 3??
Posted on 1/10/14 at 3:28 pm to CENLALSUFAN
Wow you like having a large family huh?
My answer: Nope can't keep the wife off of me.
My answer: Nope can't keep the wife off of me.
Posted on 1/10/14 at 3:29 pm to OldSouth
Person to my friend: "You must have good swimmers?"
My friend: "Swimmers, hell no I drop them off at the front door."
Person in shock, with the 'I can't believe you just said that' look.
My friend: "Swimmers, hell no I drop them off at the front door."
Person in shock, with the 'I can't believe you just said that' look.
This post was edited on 1/10/14 at 3:29 pm
Posted on 1/10/14 at 3:29 pm to lsuwontonwrap
5 number 6 is actually on the way.. The baby will be one February and this one is due around July or August..
Posted on 1/10/14 at 3:30 pm to Gaston
quote:I would ask them to explain. In detail. Then tell them I didn't understand and ask them to do it again.
Person to my friend: "You must have good swimmers?"
Posted on 1/10/14 at 3:30 pm to CENLALSUFAN
how old are you? are you stopping at 6?
Posted on 1/10/14 at 3:31 pm to Gaston
quote:
I'd rather spray guts as well, but you may want to try mixing it up with the belly button puddle, or the back dimple fill, or hell even a good ole facial every once in a while.
^^^^^^^
and
Posted on 1/10/14 at 3:33 pm to CENLALSUFAN
quote:
Annoying questions people ask parents of several children..
I have three kids that are 6, 4, and 2 and get those questions allot. Even from family
We had two extras the other day so we had five in tow and people were giving us strange looks everywhere but i have to admit going to church with 5 kids gets you the most silent whispers My dad always tells me i should have bought a school bus instead of a F250
Posted on 1/10/14 at 3:34 pm to CENLALSUFAN
I also like to ask them "what kind of birth control they use because I can't get those little condoms to fit"
in a really loud voice.
in a really loud voice.
Posted on 1/10/14 at 3:34 pm to lsuwontonwrap
31 and YES!!!
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