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re: A guide for men online dating – from a female perspective

Posted on 5/19/17 at 11:17 am to
Posted by oreeg
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2006
5280 posts
Posted on 5/19/17 at 11:17 am to
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Chain necklaces…why? No. Leave the jewelry to the ladies. No woman wants a chain grazing across her chest when things get steamy, and when she sees this in your pic, that’s all she can picture.


Posted by YumYum Sauce
Arkansas
Member since Nov 2010
8309 posts
Posted on 5/19/17 at 11:17 am to
A guide for women online dating

- stop taking pics overhead to hide your size
- we get it, you went to machu picchu. no need for the landscape pic with you in it
- the line "swipe left if you're just looking for hookups" translates to "i keep hooking up on here so i'm going to pretend i didn't plan on it happening"
- too many cats
- don't tell me who i should or shouldn't vote for in your bio
- stop trying to outkick your coverage.
- if your first pic is 3 hotties and a chubber, we assume you're the chubber and immediately swipe left
- 99% of us are trying to get laid
Posted by Centinel
Idaho
Member since Sep 2016
43319 posts
Posted on 5/19/17 at 11:17 am to
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An in shape dude with a nice beard will take home the chick 9 times out of 10 before a baby faced dude of the same physique. They are masculine, and send subconscious messages to the women that the man is capable of protecting and providing and that he has good genes for passing down to offspring.




RA'd this post. Goldennugget somehow got a hold of Tuscaloosa's logon.
Posted by ReauxlTide222
St. Petersburg
Member since Nov 2010
83457 posts
Posted on 5/19/17 at 11:17 am to
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Do not use old pics aka catfishing. It has happened to me and other ppl I know, and it’s awkward


This is every female's #1 play.
Posted by Post It Bandit
Boutte
Member since Mar 2008
3038 posts
Posted on 5/19/17 at 11:17 am to
How do you feel about neck tats?
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
47474 posts
Posted on 5/19/17 at 11:17 am to
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LadyTigress

Never date a woman who posts on the OT. Bitch is crazy.
Posted by Displaced
Member since Dec 2011
32710 posts
Posted on 5/19/17 at 11:18 am to
If it makes you feel any better, I can tell you why you are single.

If you aren't fat and have no kids, you are either a-hole ugly, or your personality sucks. That's why you haven't had any lock online dating.

Hope this helps
Posted by Centinel
Idaho
Member since Sep 2016
43319 posts
Posted on 5/19/17 at 11:18 am to
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- 99% of us are trying to get laid



Number's a bit low here, but otherwise solid post.
Posted by Bmath
LA
Member since Aug 2010
18665 posts
Posted on 5/19/17 at 11:18 am to
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Beards. Not sure why guys are obsessed with these lately? Obviously not a major turnoff, some women love this. But honestly, it scrapes our face after making out and it’s just not good.


Stubble does this not a beard. It's why I grew my beard out when I was dating my wife. No matter how closely I tried to shave, it gave her road rash.
Posted by LadyTigress
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2017
632 posts
Posted on 5/19/17 at 11:19 am to
Acceptable list. And I love how the attitude on this site is that when a woman makes a few valid points, she "must be fat." Lol @ the blatant misogyny.
Posted by ctiger69
Member since May 2005
30602 posts
Posted on 5/19/17 at 11:20 am to
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We do not want to see a shirtless photo.


You sound like a feminist.

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and/or fish. Show that you are cultured and have other interests. We literally do not care about that fish or deer you’re holding up






I would delete you instantly.







Posted by LouisianaLady
Member since Mar 2009
81190 posts
Posted on 5/19/17 at 11:20 am to
I feel like for both males and females, it depends on the swimsuit pic.

A swimsuit mirror pic in your ugly apartment or mom's bathroom is trashy. A pic with your friends on the beach can be cute. Honestly, it all boils down to if you (or your friends) look trashy as a person.

A group of girls with two-toned hair, ribcage tattoos, and ugly swimsuits from WalMart is awful. But a group of attractive girls in pretty swimsuits looks great.
Posted by BayouNation
Member since Sep 2008
2009 posts
Posted on 5/19/17 at 11:20 am to
In!
Posted by LadyTigress
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2017
632 posts
Posted on 5/19/17 at 11:20 am to
Oh I have had luck ;)
Posted by Displaced
Member since Dec 2011
32710 posts
Posted on 5/19/17 at 11:21 am to
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And I love how the attitude on this site is that when a woman makes a few valid points, she "must be fat." Lol @ the blatant misogyny


Personality sucks. Nailed it :swish:
Posted by PrivatePublic
Member since Nov 2012
17848 posts
Posted on 5/19/17 at 11:22 am to
You could have done something useful and made like 10 sandwiches in the time it took you to type that shite.
Posted by Tuscaloosa
11x Award Winning SECRant user
Member since Dec 2011
46603 posts
Posted on 5/19/17 at 11:22 am to
It's true.

I'm sorry for your unfortunate beard genes.
Posted by Displaced
Member since Dec 2011
32710 posts
Posted on 5/19/17 at 11:23 am to
Then what prompted the thread? Some little philly break your heart?
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29450 posts
Posted on 5/19/17 at 11:23 am to
FYI, telling the OT that you're a female I'd like telling the political talk board that you're a democrat.

Good luck!
Posted by tke857
Member since Jan 2012
12195 posts
Posted on 5/19/17 at 11:23 am to
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Acceptable list. And I love how the attitude on this site is that when a woman makes a few valid points, she "must be fat." Lol @ the blatant misogyny.



HOLEE shite. KIBBLES THAT YOU?
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