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re: 171 mph on the highway, what do you tell the cop?
Posted on 4/13/16 at 8:08 am to jb4
Posted on 4/13/16 at 8:08 am to jb4
i got caught doing 157 on Siegen Lane at 3:00 in the morning a long arse time ago. State trooper finally caught up with me on Stumberg lane.
Dude made me park my car and he took my keys and said to come to Troop A and get them the next day.
Pretty sure he just wanted to drive my car.
Ohh well, didn't get a ticket,arrested or anything.
Dude made me park my car and he took my keys and said to come to Troop A and get them the next day.
Pretty sure he just wanted to drive my car.
Ohh well, didn't get a ticket,arrested or anything.
This post was edited on 4/13/16 at 8:09 am
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Posted on 4/13/16 at 8:15 am to meauxjeaux2
You tell him you were trying to save fuel?
Posted on 4/13/16 at 8:19 am to jb4
I thought you were my ex wife?
Posted on 4/13/16 at 8:21 am to meauxjeaux2
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Ohh well, didn't get a ticket,arrested or anything.
What were you driving??
Posted on 4/13/16 at 8:21 am to jb4
If a Cop catches you going 171mph.... First thing you ask him is, how are your tax payer dollars buying the police force z06 corvettes?
This post was edited on 4/13/16 at 8:24 am
Posted on 4/13/16 at 8:31 am to Hogwarts
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What were you driving??
Twin Turbo 91 Mustang GT with a 347 stroker motor.
The Trooper was parked where the Twin Peaks is now(think it was a Shoneys back in the day) and i had just got off the interstate and was headed towards Airline.The car ran low 9's in the quarter mile
Me and a buddy were coming home from The Bengal.
Posted on 4/13/16 at 8:58 am to jb4
If the cop catches you at that speed, compliment him on his mad driving skillz and top-end engine.
Posted on 4/13/16 at 9:02 am to VermilionTiger
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Sorry officer...i.... didnt know I couldnt do that
Well now you do! Just, just get outta here! Get outta here!
Posted on 4/13/16 at 9:10 am to foshizzle
quote:they know you aren't going to be going that fast for long. They just have to be lucky enough to keep you in sight till they can sneak up on you as that Trooper did me. He didn't turn his lights on till he was up on my bumper.
If the cop catches you at that speed, compliment him on his mad driving skillz and top-end engine.
Posted on 4/13/16 at 9:14 am to jb4
Hell of a good free ad for Chevy. Go bowtie.
Posted on 4/13/16 at 9:29 am to jb4
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171 mph on the highway
I've been over 20 mph faster than that on a highway in BFE Mississippi.
Posted on 4/13/16 at 9:35 am to jb4
After he pulls you over and tells you how he has been waiting on you alllllll day.
Simply reply " I got here as soon as I could."
Simply reply " I got here as soon as I could."
Posted on 4/13/16 at 9:39 am to jb4
Be ready to shite your pants as soon as you know you are getting pulled over. For a 10 mph over ticket, you can try just saying "I really have to poop", but I'm sure they hear it all the time. for going at least 100 over, you are going to have to provide some hard (or soft) evidence.
the key is to sell that you really can't stop it. But don't go too early. You have to poop while talking to him looking him directly in the eyes while yelling "see what you made me do"
the key is to sell that you really can't stop it. But don't go too early. You have to poop while talking to him looking him directly in the eyes while yelling "see what you made me do"
Posted on 4/13/16 at 10:26 am to jb4
sweet mother.. dude probably could have hit 200 if those giant brass balls weren't weighing him down.
Posted on 4/13/16 at 10:30 am to jb4
171? That's all?
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